Why, oh why, has Pakistan done this?
The long unbeaten run in the UAE is largely built on beating non-Asian teams who struggle to adapt to the conditions on a short tour.
But even then, in the 3-0 victory over England five years ago England was actually the better team, and in the 2-0 win over England more recently again England was the better team until the last two days of the series.
And three years ago, New Zealand drew a series in the UAE - and was the only team that could have won the drawn Test match.
There is a clear pattern here.
UAE Tests often start off as boring bat-fests in which huge scores are possible. Then, on Days 4 and 5, the dry pitch starts to crumble after 4-5 days in the sun with no grass on it, and the spinners take over.
That's all very well against England, Australia, New Zealand, West Indies or South Africa. They are not used to these conditions.
But it's a recipe for disaster against not just India, but even Bangladesh or Sri Lanka. If they win the toss in the UAE and bat, they are pretty likely to catch Pakistan on a crumbling fourth wicket track and beat them.
It makes no sense at all to me.
Pakistan's only important Test assignments in the next 18 months are away series in England and South Africa. Two series for which they will probably turn up unprepared at the last minute, just as they did in New Zealand 11 months ago.
It costs a fortune to host Sri Lanka in the UAE. The hotel rooms cost well over US$250 per night per player, which is double the going rate in South Africa. And the attendances are even lower in the UAE.
South Africa just hosted a Test v Bangladesh in Potchefstroom. Why aren't Pakistan hosting their "home" Tests against Asian teams in places like Potchefstroom, Benoni, Bloemfontein and East London in South Africa (not to mention taking every opportunity to play Ireland in Ireland in their summer months)?
Pakistan would thump Sri Lanka in South Africa. But hosting them in the UAE just concedes home advantage, and costs a fortune.
The long unbeaten run in the UAE is largely built on beating non-Asian teams who struggle to adapt to the conditions on a short tour.
But even then, in the 3-0 victory over England five years ago England was actually the better team, and in the 2-0 win over England more recently again England was the better team until the last two days of the series.
And three years ago, New Zealand drew a series in the UAE - and was the only team that could have won the drawn Test match.
There is a clear pattern here.
UAE Tests often start off as boring bat-fests in which huge scores are possible. Then, on Days 4 and 5, the dry pitch starts to crumble after 4-5 days in the sun with no grass on it, and the spinners take over.
That's all very well against England, Australia, New Zealand, West Indies or South Africa. They are not used to these conditions.
But it's a recipe for disaster against not just India, but even Bangladesh or Sri Lanka. If they win the toss in the UAE and bat, they are pretty likely to catch Pakistan on a crumbling fourth wicket track and beat them.
It makes no sense at all to me.
Pakistan's only important Test assignments in the next 18 months are away series in England and South Africa. Two series for which they will probably turn up unprepared at the last minute, just as they did in New Zealand 11 months ago.
It costs a fortune to host Sri Lanka in the UAE. The hotel rooms cost well over US$250 per night per player, which is double the going rate in South Africa. And the attendances are even lower in the UAE.
South Africa just hosted a Test v Bangladesh in Potchefstroom. Why aren't Pakistan hosting their "home" Tests against Asian teams in places like Potchefstroom, Benoni, Bloemfontein and East London in South Africa (not to mention taking every opportunity to play Ireland in Ireland in their summer months)?
Pakistan would thump Sri Lanka in South Africa. But hosting them in the UAE just concedes home advantage, and costs a fortune.
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