We all know the story.
We live in an era of huge bats, grassless wickets, Kookaburra balls which do nothing between overs 20-80, and big scores.
Yet every time batsmen have to play in challenging conditions, those big scores become small scores.
Draws are viewed as a hallmark of old-fashioned cricket, even though modern pitches are exactly the type of flat, intact surface on which a Trevor Bailey would bat all day to save a Test.
Time and again teams do what India did in the 2018 Fifth Test at The Oval - they eschew the opportunity to bat all day to save a Test, and instead launch a ludicrous effort to score 400+ to win, and end up losing.
Occasionally a successful rearguard occurs - think of Neil Wagner and Ish Sodhi saving a home Test against England.
But in general modern batsmen seem to lack the technique to defend or the temperament to bat time, even though the pitches and the balls are made for doing exactly that.
So just how bad is the modern crop of Test cricketers?
We all know that spin bowling is as bad as it has been since the 1970's. Yasir Shah was humiliated in most of his Tests in Australia, New Zealand and England and Ravi Ashwin was outbowled by Moeen Ali in England. Ravendra Jadeja is a marvel at home, yet bowling in the second innings at The Oval he took 3-179!
But pace bowling is pretty dire too. The outstanding bowlers have been Jimmy Anderson - who wasn't good enough to get into England's 2005 Ashes team - and Dale Steyn who was a fairly limited bowler himself, as he often showed in Australia and England.
You then have players like Mitchell Starc, who has all the tools except for a Test cricket brain, with the result that he has an identical Test record to Neil Wagner (Starc 182 wickets at 28.17, Wagner 149 wickets at 28.26).
I have never seen England, Pakistan, South Africa and the West Indies consistently put out Test teams in which there is no genuine pace in the bowling attack. Until now. And while Rabada is quick enough, the opening bowlers for South Africa have operated in the 130's for years now in Test cricket.
Wicketkeeping is in a pretty dire state too now - Bairstow and De Kock and Watling can't catch, Paine and Sarfraz can't bat.
I've never seen such a weak generation of opening batsmen - I actually can't think of a single international class Test opener in any country in the world now that Dave Warner is banned.
As for middle-order batting, well Smith, Kohli, Williamson and Root all have obvious technical frailties and the fact that nobody can really separate them as Test batsmen in an era with a ball like the Kookaburra in widespread use tells you everything you need to know about their limitations.
Until the last 20 years, we lived in a world in which there would be 3-4 strong Test teams and 3-4 weak ones.
Now we live in an era in which teams 1 to 7 are all weak, and 8 to 10 are pathetic.
We live in an era of huge bats, grassless wickets, Kookaburra balls which do nothing between overs 20-80, and big scores.
Yet every time batsmen have to play in challenging conditions, those big scores become small scores.
Draws are viewed as a hallmark of old-fashioned cricket, even though modern pitches are exactly the type of flat, intact surface on which a Trevor Bailey would bat all day to save a Test.
Time and again teams do what India did in the 2018 Fifth Test at The Oval - they eschew the opportunity to bat all day to save a Test, and instead launch a ludicrous effort to score 400+ to win, and end up losing.
Occasionally a successful rearguard occurs - think of Neil Wagner and Ish Sodhi saving a home Test against England.
But in general modern batsmen seem to lack the technique to defend or the temperament to bat time, even though the pitches and the balls are made for doing exactly that.
So just how bad is the modern crop of Test cricketers?
We all know that spin bowling is as bad as it has been since the 1970's. Yasir Shah was humiliated in most of his Tests in Australia, New Zealand and England and Ravi Ashwin was outbowled by Moeen Ali in England. Ravendra Jadeja is a marvel at home, yet bowling in the second innings at The Oval he took 3-179!
But pace bowling is pretty dire too. The outstanding bowlers have been Jimmy Anderson - who wasn't good enough to get into England's 2005 Ashes team - and Dale Steyn who was a fairly limited bowler himself, as he often showed in Australia and England.
You then have players like Mitchell Starc, who has all the tools except for a Test cricket brain, with the result that he has an identical Test record to Neil Wagner (Starc 182 wickets at 28.17, Wagner 149 wickets at 28.26).
I have never seen England, Pakistan, South Africa and the West Indies consistently put out Test teams in which there is no genuine pace in the bowling attack. Until now. And while Rabada is quick enough, the opening bowlers for South Africa have operated in the 130's for years now in Test cricket.
Wicketkeeping is in a pretty dire state too now - Bairstow and De Kock and Watling can't catch, Paine and Sarfraz can't bat.
I've never seen such a weak generation of opening batsmen - I actually can't think of a single international class Test opener in any country in the world now that Dave Warner is banned.
As for middle-order batting, well Smith, Kohli, Williamson and Root all have obvious technical frailties and the fact that nobody can really separate them as Test batsmen in an era with a ball like the Kookaburra in widespread use tells you everything you need to know about their limitations.
Until the last 20 years, we lived in a world in which there would be 3-4 strong Test teams and 3-4 weak ones.
Now we live in an era in which teams 1 to 7 are all weak, and 8 to 10 are pathetic.