The Bro Code

[Abdul]

1) Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console.

2) If your friend dies while lifting, put more weight on the bar, then call 911.

3) Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If you're sitting upfront, you're not a passenger. You're the copilot.

4) Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress someone. Ever.

5) If your friend with truck assists you with moving, you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas. Beer & pizza also accepted.

6) If your friend dies, immediately delete his internet history.

7) Be polite around your buddy's lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab.

8) Unless it's super busy, there must always be a one urinal buffer between men in a restroom.

9) All groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip. It does not matter how many bags there're.

10) There are specific rules to the "head nod" when greeting another male. If you know them, nod up. If you don't know them, nod down.

11) Don't flex online then ask for money in person.

 

[Abdul]

Probably more to these so guess other people can add.

 

[ahmedwaqas92]

6, 8 and 10


Thou shall never break thy bro code !!

 

[WhenSultansBowled]

Can relate to all of 'em

9) All groceries go from the vehicle to the house in one trip. It does not matter how many bags there're.

) Nice one.

 

[Abdul]

12) No 1v1s as we don't fight fair. You start beef with someone, the whole squad getting you back.

13) Don't get lost in the sauce.

 

[Abdul]

14) Keep loyal or keep distance.

 

[j_kazmi]

Number 2 is the best )

 

[Square Drive]

Good thread.

Most of these are relatable.

#1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12 in particular.

 

[Rayyman]

Also:

15) Don't gossip or do anything remotely close to that.

 

[Abdul]

16) Don't steal from a person who could end your life (me).

 

[marlonbrowndo]

17) Only say nice things about your bro when talking to a girl he likes

 

[Abdullah]

Can relate to all of 'em

) Nice one.

White knuckle ride!!
Winds my mum up when I have 14 bags in my hand and she tells me I'm ruining her groceries!!

 

[WC-Passion]

Don't leave your best mate for a girl. Golden rule.

 

[Tommo]

17) Only say nice things about your bro when talking to a girl he likes

Like "he told me he changes his boxers once a week"?

 

[WhenSultansBowled]

White knuckle ride!!
Winds my mum up when I have 14 bags in my hand and she tells me I'm ruining her groceries!!

We used to this with 8 litre water "bottles".

My elder bro used to pick 4 in each hand. My record is 3 in each hand tho

 

[Nostalgic]

I used to follow #9, but not anymore. Making multiple trips, carrying one item each time, burns far more calories, especially if there are stairs involved. They all add up.

 

[CricFan2012]

Astaghfirullah bro, beer?

 

[Abdul]

Astaghfirullah bro, beer?

Yeah. Try Hennessy/Corona. You'll love both.

 

[Specialisttailender]

17) Only say nice things about your bro when talking to a girl he likes

Low self esteem guys like to put others down to raise their self esteem.

 

[marlonbrowndo]

Low self esteem guys like to put others down to raise their self esteem.

Yup

 

[Suleiman]

Can't believe this hasn't been said yet,

18) Never go after your bro's ex.

A rule I *accidentally* broke.

 

[CricFan2012]

Can't believe this hasn't been said yet,

18) Never go after your bro's ex.

A rule I *accidentally* broke.

It would be weird if it was your actual brothers ex, but a friends ex, if she's fine then its worth it

 

[WC-Passion]

Can't believe this hasn't been said yet,

18) Never go after your bro's ex.

A rule I *accidentally* broke.

Not sure if Suleiman or John Terry...

 

[Suleiman]

It would be weird if it was your actual brothers ex, but a friends ex, if she's fine then its worth it

Since thread was called bro code, I used the word bro, ofc I mean friend.

I actually didn't know she was my friend's ex, but the moment I found out I let him know, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But now he put tension between us and the chick hates my guts now. So I should've just kept it shut lol.

 

[Suleiman]

Not sure if Suleiman or John Terry...

I had to look up who that was, that's how far removed I am from football...

but yeah I meant friend, since on the streets friend = bro

 

[WC-Passion]

I had to look up who that was, that's how far removed I am from football...

but yeah I meant friend, since on the streets friend = bro

Yeah, getting with your friend's ex is a no no, good old "captain, leader, legend" Terry did it and he's ridiculed for it ever since.

 

[shaz619]

19) Thou shall never stab a bro in the back

20) A bro must never leave his plate in the sink unwashed

21) A bro must always ensure the window is open after taking a big dump

22) Never give a bro out for LBW unless your batting is next

23) Never belittle a bro in order to impress a sheila unless the brotherhood orchestrated the master plan

24) Drunk bro's should avoid looking for sober babysitters that don't drink

24) Sober Bro's who do not drink are eligible to perform the F-5 on Drunk Bro's while they put them to bed

25) A bro who thinks players that can't handle pressure situations or lateral movement on the cricket pitch are the best is not really a bro #snake

26) Every bro must support Aston Villa and recall their record breaking EPL and Champions League football feats

 

[shaz619]

Yeah, getting with your friend's ex is a no no, good old "captain, leader, legend, racist, bigot, universally an awful human being" Terry did it and he's ridiculed for it ever since.

So true


Anyhow Karma happened with the Terry's mommy fiasco )

 

[Abdul]

Get a new girlfriend if she complains about where you take her out.

 

[WC-Passion]

So true


Anyhow Karma happened with the Terry's mommy fiasco )

True, the Scousers avenged Wayne Bridge

 

[WC-Passion]

19) Thou shall never stab a bro in the back

20) A bro must never leave his plate in the sink unwashed

21) A bro must always ensure the window is open after taking a big dump

22) Never give a bro out for LBW unless your batting is next

23) Never belittle a bro in order to impress a sheila unless the brotherhood orchestrated the master plan

24) Drunk bro's should avoid looking for sober babysitters that don't drink

24) Sober Bro's who do not drink are eligible to perform the F-5 on Drunk Bro's while they put them to bed

25) A bro who thinks players that can't handle pressure situations or lateral movement on the cricket pitch are the best is not really a bro #snake

26) Every bro must support Aston Villa and recall their record breaking EPL and Champions League football feats

Me and Kohli failed those ones )

 

[shaz619]

Me and Kohli failed those ones )

)

I always had my doubts about you #snake

 

[Pakistanian]

#27 Never make a move on a bros girlfriend or crush.

 

[Pakistanian]

#28 Never talk behind a bros back, say what you have to say to his face.

 

[Abdul]

If you're the wingman, you're the wingman. No ifs, ands, or buts.