chacha kashmiri
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Recently i went away to Pakistan to visit some family and i was astonished at how the Pakistan i loved and cherished has turned into such a backward mess of molvis and bearded fundos
It all started when i tried to book my ticket with British Airways, no , i was told, they said you have to book it with an arab airline now, British Airways no longer does Pakistan
Fine , i said, i will travel with the arabs but i will not eat their food or speak their language
Next , i had to get a visa, this was even more strenuous, due to mullahs getting training in pakistani camps, i now had to fork out nearly 5 times the amount and also had to take 2 passport photos!
On the plane there i was hounded by arab women in their red veils and most the announcements were in arab, i could not take this.
There were even bollywood films dubbed in arab for selection!
Finally after having to get another plane just so that i could spent time in arab lounge and be further indoctrinated by having to buy my Mcdonalds from a chinese women with an arab looking accent i finally landed in Islamabad.
The next 2 weeks were sheer hell as i was greeted with words like salam and people kept talking talk to me about politics with arab words like hukoom
I was even given the scare of my life when a skinny looking man with a great beard was hovering around the bin, i thought he was about to blow me up!
The worst thing was when i went to a major shopping centre in islamabad, indoors, with all the major outlets and decided to have a leak, the nearest place i could find was the wudhu khana for the mullahs and to my disgust there was no soap to wash my hands with
It all started when i tried to book my ticket with British Airways, no , i was told, they said you have to book it with an arab airline now, British Airways no longer does Pakistan
Fine , i said, i will travel with the arabs but i will not eat their food or speak their language
Next , i had to get a visa, this was even more strenuous, due to mullahs getting training in pakistani camps, i now had to fork out nearly 5 times the amount and also had to take 2 passport photos!
On the plane there i was hounded by arab women in their red veils and most the announcements were in arab, i could not take this.
There were even bollywood films dubbed in arab for selection!
Finally after having to get another plane just so that i could spent time in arab lounge and be further indoctrinated by having to buy my Mcdonalds from a chinese women with an arab looking accent i finally landed in Islamabad.
The next 2 weeks were sheer hell as i was greeted with words like salam and people kept talking talk to me about politics with arab words like hukoom
I was even given the scare of my life when a skinny looking man with a great beard was hovering around the bin, i thought he was about to blow me up!
The worst thing was when i went to a major shopping centre in islamabad, indoors, with all the major outlets and decided to have a leak, the nearest place i could find was the wudhu khana for the mullahs and to my disgust there was no soap to wash my hands with
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