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A script for the 4th ODI - Return of Azhar Ali - Pakistan fans as I know Them

Dr_Bassim

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General trend of the match.

Pakistan will probably lose Sharjeel early to a false stroke, but Azhar will be blamed for his dismissal because we like to blame.

Hafeez will return to number 3 and stall the innings for a long time.

Babar will come at 4 and fail to make impact because coming too late.

Akmal will hit a cow corner six and then try again and fall with main excuse from his fans being that "it was a difficult situation for Akmal to shine".

Rizwan and Imad and Amir will plod around and Pakistan would end up with 240 or 250 odd.

Captaincy will be blamed and Azhar's batting will be blamed for the low score and some people will blame Malik for failing to score a 100.

During bowling Amir and Junaid will bowl well upfront as usual.

Spinners will fail to make any impact and returns for Yasir will grow louder even though he had a disaster Test Tour.

Hasan Ali will have an average performance and calls for Wahab Riaz will become stronger again..


Somewhere along the line, a couple of posters will ask for complete revamp of the Pakistani team.

A few choice posters will sympathize with Umar Akmal and say he "needs confidence and support". Some will even ask him to open so that we don't get Azhar's blockathon.

Some posters will predict death of Pakistan cricket.

Only to be left red faced as Pakistan somehow will win the last ODI to lose the series 3-2.
 
General trend of the match.

Pakistan will probably lose Sharjeel early to a false stroke, but Azhar will be blamed for his dismissal because we like to blame.

Hafeez will return to number 3 and stall the innings for a long time.

Babar will come at 4 and fail to make impact because coming too late.

Akmal will hit a cow corner six and then try again and fall with main excuse from his fans being that "it was a difficult situation for Akmal to shine".

Rizwan and Imad and Amir will plod around and Pakistan would end up with 240 or 250 odd.

Captaincy will be blamed and Azhar's batting will be blamed for the low score and some people will blame Malik for failing to score a 100.

During bowling Amir and Junaid will bowl well upfront as usual.

Spinners will fail to make any impact and returns for Yasir will grow louder even though he had a disaster Test Tour.

Hasan Ali will have an average performance and calls for Wahab Riaz will become stronger again..


Somewhere along the line, a couple of posters will ask for complete revamp of the Pakistani team.

A few choice posters will sympathize with Umar Akmal and say he "needs confidence and support". Some will even ask him to open so that we don't get Azhar's blockathon.

Some posters will predict death of Pakistan cricket.

Only to be left red faced as Pakistan somehow will win the last ODI to lose the series 3-2.

Bookmarked Doc ...... I hope you're a man of faith cuz prayers might be needed now :P
 
You forgot the plot twist. Mohammad Asif will make an entry.

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Azhar, Asad & Wahab are problem for Pak ODI team now a days here on PP

every one else is darling of PP at moment. even Malik & Hafeez are in good book :misbah4
 
Nope.

Azhar will score 50+, probably 80 or 100, but the typical PPers will be outraged "WTH so slow! lost us the match".

Middle order and late order will come out again at a snail's pace, but nobody wants to kick out Malik, Rizwan, Imad (the batsman). They are pure accumulators.

OH... "Azhar is the captain, poor captaincy, lost us the match!!11".
 
An insecure azhar tomorrow will score a 80 ball hundred and most of us will be left redfaced.
 
Nope.

Azhar will score 50+, probably 80 or 100, but the typical PPers will be outraged "WTH so slow! lost us the match".

Middle order and late order will come out again at a snail's pace, but nobody wants to kick out Malik, Rizwan, Imad (the batsman). They are pure accumulators.

OH... "Azhar is the captain, poor captaincy, lost us the match!!11".

Curious to know what satisfies your definition of an accumulator? Because Malik has a SR of 88 in the 2 games he's played so far.
 
Curious to know what satisfies your definition of an accumulator? Because Malik has a SR of 88 in the 2 games he's played so far.

That's very poor for someone who is supposed to accelerate in the middle/at the end, for the modern game. For someone coming at 3, it may be fine.

He also isn't a natural clean striker, struggles to clear the rope at will.
 
General trend of the match.

Pakistan will probably lose Sharjeel early to a false stroke, but Azhar will be blamed for his dismissal because we like to blame.

Hafeez will return to number 3 and stall the innings for a long time.

Babar will come at 4 and fail to make impact because coming too late.

Akmal will hit a cow corner six and then try again and fall with main excuse from his fans being that "it was a difficult situation for Akmal to shine".

Rizwan and Imad and Amir will plod around and Pakistan would end up with 240 or 250 odd.

Captaincy will be blamed and Azhar's batting will be blamed for the low score and some people will blame Malik for failing to score a 100.

During bowling Amir and Junaid will bowl well upfront as usual.

Spinners will fail to make any impact and returns for Yasir will grow louder even though he had a disaster Test Tour.

Hasan Ali will have an average performance and calls for Wahab Riaz will become stronger again..


Somewhere along the line, a couple of posters will ask for complete revamp of the Pakistani team.

A few choice posters will sympathize with Umar Akmal and say he "needs confidence and support". Some will even ask him to open so that we don't get Azhar's blockathon.

Some posters will predict death of Pakistan cricket.

Only to be left red faced as Pakistan somehow will win the last ODI to lose the series 3-2.

Good analysis of the general environment on PP at the moment.


Don't agree with the last line though. With Azhar as captain the scoreline will most likely be 4-1 to Australia
 
General trend of the match.

Pakistan will probably lose Sharjeel early to a false stroke, but Azhar will be blamed for his dismissal because we like to blame.

Hafeez will return to number 3 and stall the innings for a long time.

Babar will come at 4 and fail to make impact because coming too late.

Akmal will hit a cow corner six and then try again and fall with main excuse from his fans being that "it was a difficult situation for Akmal to shine".

Rizwan and Imad and Amir will plod around and Pakistan would end up with 240 or 250 odd.

Captaincy will be blamed and Azhar's batting will be blamed for the low score and some people will blame Malik for failing to score a 100.

During bowling Amir and Junaid will bowl well upfront as usual.

Spinners will fail to make any impact and returns for Yasir will grow louder even though he had a disaster Test Tour.

Hasan Ali will have an average performance and calls for Wahab Riaz will become stronger again..


Somewhere along the line, a couple of posters will ask for complete revamp of the Pakistani team.

A few choice posters will sympathize with Umar Akmal and say he "needs confidence and support". Some will even ask him to open so that we don't get Azhar's blockathon.

Some posters will predict death of Pakistan cricket.

Only to be left red faced as Pakistan somehow will win the last ODI to lose the series 3-2.

This is spot on. And likely as well.
 
General trend of the match.

Pakistan will probably lose Sharjeel early to a false stroke, but Azhar will be blamed for his dismissal because we like to blame.

Hafeez will return to number 3 and stall the innings for a long time.

Babar will come at 4 and fail to make impact because coming too late.

Akmal will hit a cow corner six and then try again and fall with main excuse from his fans being that "it was a difficult situation for Akmal to shine".

Rizwan and Imad and Amir will plod around and Pakistan would end up with 240 or 250 odd.

Captaincy will be blamed and Azhar's batting will be blamed for the low score and some people will blame Malik for failing to score a 100.

During bowling Amir and Junaid will bowl well upfront as usual.

Spinners will fail to make any impact and returns for Yasir will grow louder even though he had a disaster Test Tour.

Hasan Ali will have an average performance and calls for Wahab Riaz will become stronger again..


Somewhere along the line, a couple of posters will ask for complete revamp of the Pakistani team.

A few choice posters will sympathize with Umar Akmal and say he "needs confidence and support". Some will even ask him to open so that we don't get Azhar's blockathon.

Some posters will predict death of Pakistan cricket.

Only to be left red faced as Pakistan somehow will win the last ODI to lose the series 3-2.

Pakistan will be bowled out on 190
 
We already had our sub 200 score in the first ODI :afridi

ooo :O.. my bad!! I thought Pakistan scored some 260 and Australia chased it down!! :broad

Following the alternate cycle then... thru the test series and now!! high low high low!
 
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