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ODI Debutant
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2001
- Runs
- 11,783
2 ghantay aata ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,
Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,
Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,
Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!
*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: www.zardari–dalal.com
Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren.
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari
Heroine: Fehmida Mirza
Villain: Shareef Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: Altaf Bhai
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian: Sheikh Rashid
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Choudhries
Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik
Financed By: Poor People of Pakistan.
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Lo main Aa gaya
Fasaad ka Aashiq
Aman ka Dushman
Apni Ada hai
Bibi se juda…
Hey Ho…
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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte.
Humare pass ZARDARi hai.
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Once a molvi went to Zadari and said makhlooq ko mat tang kiya karo warna Allah ka azaab ayega, Zadari said bholay badshao, main hi wo azaab ho jo ana ta.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
***********************************************
Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,
Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,
Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,
Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!
*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%
Website: www.zardari–dalal.com
Film: Aao Bardbaad Keren.
Hero: Asif Ali Zardari
Heroine: Fehmida Mirza
Villain: Shareef Family
Scripted in: Dubai
Shooted in: Pakistan
Music by: Altaf Bhai
Action By: Pak Army
Suspence By: Chief Justice
Charactor Actor: Amin Fahim
Friendly Appearance: Saudi King
Comedian: Sheikh Rashid
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman
Charactorless Actors: Choudhries
Dancers: Sheeren Rehman, Kashmala Tariq, Sumaira Malik
Financed By: Poor People of Pakistan.
Bachna Aye Ghareebo’n
Lo main Aa gaya
Fasaad ka Aashiq
Aman ka Dushman
Apni Ada hai
Bibi se juda…
Hey Ho…
***************************************************************
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte.
Humare pass ZARDARi hai.
***************************************************************
Once a molvi went to Zadari and said makhlooq ko mat tang kiya karo warna Allah ka azaab ayega, Zadari said bholay badshao, main hi wo azaab ho jo ana ta.