Robert
Test Star
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2007
- Runs
- 37,604
- Post of the Week
- 1
To the tune of Colonel Bogey
Ponting , without Mcgrath and Warne
Is hopeless and only 5ft tall
He's skipper but now so bitter
As we claim the Ashes once more
Sung to the tune of 'Waltzing Matilda'
Once a jolly Aussie sat down at a cricket match
Sat in the shade of the BARMY ARMY
And he sat and he sighed and then the poor Aussie cried
Why have the Poms got more humour than me?
MORE SENSE OF HUMOUR
MORE SENSE OF HUMOUR
WHY HAVE THE POMS GOT MORE HUMOUR THAN ME
Cos I'm thick as a brick
I'm a seventh generation skip
That's why the poms have more humour than me
And so the Aussie sits there
And he starts to think a bit
Thought he'd make a song
That his mates could enjoy
So he thought up a song
And it didn't take him very long
(Falcetto) AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
To the tune of Sloop John B
He bowls to the left
He bowls to the right
But Mitchell Johnson
His bowling is sh***
He wants to go home
He wants to go home
Oh please Ricky Ponting
please let him go home
Ponting , without Mcgrath and Warne
Is hopeless and only 5ft tall
He's skipper but now so bitter
As we claim the Ashes once more
Sung to the tune of 'Waltzing Matilda'
Once a jolly Aussie sat down at a cricket match
Sat in the shade of the BARMY ARMY
And he sat and he sighed and then the poor Aussie cried
Why have the Poms got more humour than me?
MORE SENSE OF HUMOUR
MORE SENSE OF HUMOUR
WHY HAVE THE POMS GOT MORE HUMOUR THAN ME
Cos I'm thick as a brick
I'm a seventh generation skip
That's why the poms have more humour than me
And so the Aussie sits there
And he starts to think a bit
Thought he'd make a song
That his mates could enjoy
So he thought up a song
And it didn't take him very long
(Falcetto) AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
To the tune of Sloop John B
He bowls to the left
He bowls to the right
But Mitchell Johnson
His bowling is sh***
He wants to go home
He wants to go home
Oh please Ricky Ponting
please let him go home