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Hot on the heels of breaking news broken by the PCB's local doodhwallas' second cousin, twice removed about the possible existence of runs that matter in a winning cause off Mohammad Rizwan's bat, our trusted Gainday nay khabar dee hai kay...
Based upon detailed analysis of trends in the cricketing world, the PCB after a consulting with chatGPT (unlicensed version) have come to the conclusion that after the supreme success of letting go Gary Kirsten and Jason Gillespie as Head Coaches, further success in their mission can be achieved by proper planning.
In this regard, some of the top minds in this field have been hired by the PCB and will be part of a committee titled "Future wins prevention due to sacking of qualified and unbiased Head Coaches".
This committee which will meet on an hourly basis until all possible Head Coaches worldwide have been considered, will prepare a list of close to a 100 top possible foreign Head Coaches against whom such serious charges such as stealing cutlery from the GSL canteen, asking for an extra pillow to sleep on the bench outside NCA will be framed in advance of their hiring.
Sources close to our beloved Gainda have told us that this will save PCB many hours of useless press conferences where the foreign coaches would wastefully highlight their plans to improve Pakistan cricket. Instead of this, the head coach from a foreign land would be hired and immediately sacked with possible reasons on the spot before he can utter a single word.
The committee will be headed by Aaqib Javed.
Based upon detailed analysis of trends in the cricketing world, the PCB after a consulting with chatGPT (unlicensed version) have come to the conclusion that after the supreme success of letting go Gary Kirsten and Jason Gillespie as Head Coaches, further success in their mission can be achieved by proper planning.
In this regard, some of the top minds in this field have been hired by the PCB and will be part of a committee titled "Future wins prevention due to sacking of qualified and unbiased Head Coaches".
This committee which will meet on an hourly basis until all possible Head Coaches worldwide have been considered, will prepare a list of close to a 100 top possible foreign Head Coaches against whom such serious charges such as stealing cutlery from the GSL canteen, asking for an extra pillow to sleep on the bench outside NCA will be framed in advance of their hiring.
Sources close to our beloved Gainda have told us that this will save PCB many hours of useless press conferences where the foreign coaches would wastefully highlight their plans to improve Pakistan cricket. Instead of this, the head coach from a foreign land would be hired and immediately sacked with possible reasons on the spot before he can utter a single word.
The committee will be headed by Aaqib Javed.
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