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Gainday nay khabar dee hai kai..."PCB planning to humiliatingly sack another 100 foreign coaches before they are hired"

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Hot on the heels of breaking news broken by the PCB's local doodhwallas' second cousin, twice removed about the possible existence of runs that matter in a winning cause off Mohammad Rizwan's bat, our trusted Gainday nay khabar dee hai kay...


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Based upon detailed analysis of trends in the cricketing world, the PCB after a consulting with chatGPT (unlicensed version) have come to the conclusion that after the supreme success of letting go Gary Kirsten and Jason Gillespie as Head Coaches, further success in their mission can be achieved by proper planning.

In this regard, some of the top minds in this field have been hired by the PCB and will be part of a committee titled "Future wins prevention due to sacking of qualified and unbiased Head Coaches".

This committee which will meet on an hourly basis until all possible Head Coaches worldwide have been considered, will prepare a list of close to a 100 top possible foreign Head Coaches against whom such serious charges such as stealing cutlery from the GSL canteen, asking for an extra pillow to sleep on the bench outside NCA will be framed in advance of their hiring.

Sources close to our beloved Gainda have told us that this will save PCB many hours of useless press conferences where the foreign coaches would wastefully highlight their plans to improve Pakistan cricket. Instead of this, the head coach from a foreign land would be hired and immediately sacked with possible reasons on the spot before he can utter a single word.

The committee will be headed by Aaqib Javed.
 
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In this regard, some of the top minds in this field have been hired by the PCB and will be part of a committee titled "Future loss prevention due to sacking of qualified and unbiased Head Coaches".

This committee which will meet on an hourly basis until all possible Head Coaches worldwide have been considered, will prepare a list of close to a 100 top possible foreign Head Coaches against whom such serious charges such as stealing cutlery from the GSL canteen, asking for an extra pillow to sleep on the bench outside NCA will be framed in advance of their hiring.


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Epic

Gaines Bhai needs to give us some updates from the ICC too
 
Gawd this humor act is nauseating.

A paltry band aid for bruised egos, reeling from self-inflicted fallacies of years prior.
 
I am afraid Gainda may not break this news that PCB is trying to hire Guardialo next just to fire in a month
 
Hot on the heels of breaking news broken by the PCB's local doodhwallas' second cousin, twice removed about the possible existence of runs that matter in a winning cause off Mohammad Rizwan's bat, our trusted Gainday nay khabar dee hai kay...


jkq59gv.jpeg


Based upon detailed analysis of trends in the cricketing world, the PCB after a consulting with chatGPT (unlicensed version) have come to the conclusion that after the supreme success of letting go Gary Kirsten and Jason Gillespie as Head Coaches, further success in their mission can be achieved by proper planning.

In this regard, some of the top minds in this field have been hired by the PCB and will be part of a committee titled "Future wins prevention due to sacking of qualified and unbiased Head Coaches".

This committee which will meet on an hourly basis until all possible Head Coaches worldwide have been considered, will prepare a list of close to a 100 top possible foreign Head Coaches against whom such serious charges such as stealing cutlery from the GSL canteen, asking for an extra pillow to sleep on the bench outside NCA will be framed in advance of their hiring.

Sources close to our beloved Gainda have told us that this will save PCB many hours of useless press conferences where the foreign coaches would wastefully highlight their plans to improve Pakistan cricket. Instead of this, the head coach from a foreign land would be hired and immediately sacked with possible reasons on the spot before he can utter a single word.

The committee will be headed by Aaqib Javed.
The pain behind this post for you as a Pak supporter is as you said like copium. Cant believe PCB hired Aaqib Javed as all format coach and a selector as well. One always thinks PCB cant go down any lower and then things like these happen. This is almost like Misbah 2.0. The least PCB can do is atleast hire semi decent coaches.
 
The pain behind this post for you as a Pak supporter is as you said like copium. Cant believe PCB hired Aaqib Javed as all format coach and a selector as well. One always thinks PCB cant go down any lower and then things like these happen. This is almost like Misbah 2.0. The least PCB can do is atleast hire semi decent coaches.

I don't have a problem when things are done properly, the way Gillespie was pushed out is disgusting tbh

Long time ago I used to do something called The Source News but Gainda is the new version of trying to put a smile around this hopeless situation.
 
I don't have a problem when things are done properly, the way Gillespie was pushed out is disgusting tbh

Long time ago I used to do something called The Source News but Gainda is the new version of trying to put a smile around this hopeless situation.
Agree. Some of these ex Pak players will say anything to curry flavors. Have seen some Pak TV cricket shows where they even get borderline racist saying "why do you need these foreign "gorey lohg" as coaches ? Why dont you get local Pak coaches ?"" Never touch on the point that local Pak coaches are pathetic. A good coach doesnt have o have been a stellar past international cricketer. The nuances of coaching are completely different. Intikhab Alam was the 1992 Pack WC winning team coach - but nobody will say he was a great coach !
 
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