If there was a zombie apocalypse....

[Donal Cozzie]

Any of our new members wanna add some new stories to the thread??

(bumped because TP is kinda depressing nowadays, want some comedy to cheer me up)

 

[Saqs]

[MENTION=139269]Man Of Steel[/MENTION] will lock up all the female zombies in the kitchen and laundry, effectively wiping out 50% of our enemy base.

[MENTION=79064]MMHS[/MENTION] will write an essay in an attempt to confuse and win over the zombies through a wall of text, at which point [MENTION=1080]miandadrules[/MENTION] will step in and try to point out all the logical fallacies in MMHS written text, and tell him to crawl back into his hole (his words, not mine).

 

[MMHS]

[MENTION=139269]Man Of Steel[/MENTION] will lock up all the female zombies in the kitchen and laundry, effectively wiping out 50% of our enemy base.

[MENTION=79064]MMHS[/MENTION] will write an essay in an attempt to confuse and win over the zombies through a wall of text, at which point [MENTION=1080]miandadrules[/MENTION] will step in and try to point out all the logical fallacies in MMHS written text, and tell him to crawl back into his hole (his words, not mine).

What happened bro, mood off?

 

[Saqs]

What happened bro, mood off?

Nah bro, just found your arguments with Miandadrules quite entertaining, so thought it should make it into PP's zombie apocalypse narrative.

 

[miandadrules]

[MENTION=139269]Man Of Steel[/MENTION] will lock up all the female zombies in the kitchen and laundry, effectively wiping out 50% of our enemy base.

[MENTION=79064]MMHS[/MENTION] will write an essay in an attempt to confuse and win over the zombies through a wall of text, at which point [MENTION=1080]miandadrules[/MENTION] will step in and try to point out all the logical fallacies in MMHS written text, and tell him to crawl back into his hole (his words, not mine).

I would think the hole would be the best place to be in a zombie apocalypse.


























Then I'd close it shut.

 

[Saqs]

I would think the hole would be the best place to be in a zombie apocalypse.


























Then I'd close it shut.

You would only be doing him a favour still.

 

[miandadrules]

You would only be doing him a favour still.

So you'd think.

But after the Zombies get me, I'll wait at the entrance and when he escapes.....







....I'll devour him.

 

[Indiafan]

Some innovative ways to tackle zombies

1) Go to the highest floor on the tallest buildings. And watch the zombies trying to walk up and losing their legs in the process

2) Get onto a trampoline and watch how the zombies try to catch you while you and they both keep bouncing. Play yakkity sax in the background for better effect

3) Put treadmills around your house. The zombies keep trying to reach for you and wonder why they are in the same place

 

[endymion248]

Some innovative ways to tackle zombies

1) Go to the highest floor on the tallest buildings. And watch the zombies trying to walk up and losing their legs in the process

2) Get onto a trampoline and watch how the zombies try to catch you while you and they both keep bouncing. Play yakkity sax in the background for better effect

3) Put treadmills around your house. The zombies keep trying to reach for you and wonder why they are in the same place

Everytime there is an american zombie show, I like to imagine that Europe has swiftly managed to tackle the problem with the help of their uncountable castles designed to resist people getting in and their superior healthcare.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Been a while.

Anyone else wanna try a hand at these? Some of my all time favourite posts are on this thread. Dont be shy, we wont bite......

 

[Rayyman]

I think I will do well. I'll get a lot of kills.

But [MENTION=139288]Abdul[/MENTION] will be the main weapon against the zombies.

 

[Abdul]

I think I will do well. I'll get a lot of kills.

But [MENTION=139288]Abdul[/MENTION] will be the main weapon against the zombies.

I'll be the first one to surrender.