Devilsadvokat
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Your funnies please, jokes, anecdotes, observation, keep em free of isms and I will let moderators decide how clean they have to be.
Two vampire bats in the South American jungle, both starving for blood, one says to the other "I can't take it anymore, I'm off to find blood.
Half hour later he comes back covered in blood from head to toe, dripping off him.
The other vampire looks at him and says "Strewth. ( he had time in Oz), Where did you get all that blood from?"
The first bat replies " See that tree over there" whilst motioning to a particular point.
2nd bat - "No"
1st bat - "Nor did I"
Two vampire bats in the South American jungle, both starving for blood, one says to the other "I can't take it anymore, I'm off to find blood.
Half hour later he comes back covered in blood from head to toe, dripping off him.
The other vampire looks at him and says "Strewth. ( he had time in Oz), Where did you get all that blood from?"
The first bat replies " See that tree over there" whilst motioning to a particular point.
2nd bat - "No"
1st bat - "Nor did I"
