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You might have seen it before, it is quite funny.

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na ishq me na pyar me
Na Motor me na car me
Na Dil me na dildar me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Ghar me na bazar me
Na Bagh me na bahar me
Na 7 samander par me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Aam me na anar me
Na Chatni na achar me
Na hichki na dakar me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Tape na V.C.R me
Na sur me na taal me
Na payal ki jankar me
Jo maza India ki haar me
 
Agree. It is because of their boastful media followed by Rishi and Sehwag's comments that beating them up is just brilliant.
 
Oh damnnnnnn... I didn't know there was a full poem out there. I only knew of the modified version of first two verses:

Na ishq mein na pyaar mein
Jo maza India ki haar mein
 
Aaj hi India se haare bhi Ho yaad rakho aur 2019 WC se fir routine shuru hone wali hai.
 
Laga daal mein tarqa taiz
Kohli nahi hota tughse chase

:))
 
Syed1 said:
Laga daal mein tarqa taiz
Kohli nahi hota tughse chase

:))
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dee jay bradman ya dublew ji grace
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

center wali kursi ya konay wala maze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

laal wali razai ya khaddar wala khais
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

one day crush ya everyday craze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

chann sa mukhra ya english wala face
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

gulistan-e-johar ya defense ka ho phase
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

low wali beats ya loud wala bass
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

i can go on and on and on and on and on .........
 
GoUgandaCranes said:
dee jay bradman ya dublew ji grace
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

center wali kursi ya konay wala maze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

laal wali razai ya khaddar wala khais
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

one day crush ya everyday craze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

chann sa mukhra ya english wala face
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

gulistan-e-johar ya defense ka ho phase
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

low wali beats ya loud wala bass
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

i can go on and on and on and on and on .........
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Hahahahahha OMG THIS IS AWESOME :)))
 
GoUgandaCranes said:
dee jay bradman ya dublew ji grace
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

center wali kursi ya konay wala maze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

laal wali razai ya khaddar wala khais
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

one day crush ya everyday craze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

chann sa mukhra ya english wala face
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

gulistan-e-johar ya defense ka ho phase
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

low wali beats ya loud wala bass
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

i can go on and on and on and on and on .........
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This is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)) :)) :))
 
Rondey naseeban noo, Pei jaan gay tungaan noo
"Hamara record perfect hai" kehndey si Indian sanoo

Media bhi unka phurakta tha her pasoon

Liquid form ,"hum dada Bangladesh ke, Pakistan hamara beta"

"Hamari team number one hai, Pakistan se final to jaisey mela!"

Phir aya June athara, aur chanda Gaya un sab ka bootha

gavasker, shastri, ganguly, Sehwag ker dia sab ko jhoota

Pehlan kuteya fakhar ne, fair baaki Saarian ne vi maarian chundaan,

Jairi Reh gayi si koi kaser,
Kud te bowleraan ne, lead by Aamer

Kohli kohli kerdey media waaley full of akar and craze

Jadon Hoya 334, bolya crowd ich cheeta, "Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase"

Hun beh jao, bhartio, peeshab di jhug di terha ik do saal hor,

Te hun yaad rukhna, Leya panga te

Pakistan lattaan dey ga tor...!!!!



Thank you.. this was my genuine work.. no copy paste 😀
 
Red Devil said:
[MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] check this out. :)))
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Why didn't anyone tag me in this thread before :))) give [MENTION=247]Shah[/MENTION] and [MENTION=133726]GoUgandaCranes[/MENTION] POTW please :)))
 
Na hichki na dakar me

:))) [MENTION=47617]Red Devil[/MENTION] does dakar mean burp ?
 
GoUgandaCranes said:
dee jay bradman ya dublew ji grace
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

center wali kursi ya konay wala maze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

laal wali razai ya khaddar wala khais
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

one day crush ya everyday craze
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

chann sa mukhra ya english wala face
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

gulistan-e-johar ya defense ka ho phase
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

low wali beats ya loud wala bass
kohli nahi hota ray tujh say chase

i can go on and on and on and on and on .........
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Do you like this poem [MENTION=141114]Hasan123[/MENTION]

:yk
 
troodon said:
Can happen to any team once in a while.

But a certain team could not chase anything against anyone for almost a decade.
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Oh really? We did win all our matches chasing except one in group.
 
[MENTION=47617]Red Devil[/MENTION] [MENTION=134300]Tusker[/MENTION] [MENTION=138254]Syed1[/MENTION] [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] [MENTION=136193]Adil_94[/MENTION] [MENTION=43583]KingKhanWC[/MENTION] [MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION]


:malik
 
troodon said:
Pak fans mocking someone else's chasing ability :yk
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it's banter troodoon man. don't take it like that seriously. we understand that the next time we meet, u may thrash us like u did in the first match

Red Devil said:
We should bump this thread every time India lose. :)))
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yesterday, after the ladies lost, the twitter people were all like yay we beat you and all and then their men's team lost.

it was ultimately epic :)))
 
[MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]Red Devil[/MENTION] [MENTION=138254]Syed1[/MENTION] [MENTION=166]from_da_lost_dim3nsion[/MENTION] [MENTION=133726]GoUgandaCranes[/MENTION] [MENTION=17315]Stewie[/MENTION]

^Check the above video out, think you guys will like it ;-)
 
Champions Trophy winners ya #1 Test mace
Kohli nahi hota tujhse chase

Husn Pakistaniyon ka ya Indian wala face
Kohli nahi hota tujhse chase

Pakistani bowlers ki speed ya Indian bowlers ka trundlers wala pace
Kohli nahi hota tujhse chase

Ya homerun ya first base
Kohli nahi hota tujhse chase

And to all of the chest thumping Indians : egg on your face
Kohli nahi hota tujhse chase
 
Milli mughay tunkhuwa mein raise
Kohli nahi hota tughse chase
 
shaz619 said:
[MENTION=47617]Red Devil[/MENTION] [MENTION=134300]Tusker[/MENTION] [MENTION=138254]Syed1[/MENTION] [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] [MENTION=136193]Adil_94[/MENTION] [MENTION=43583]KingKhanWC[/MENTION] [MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION]


:malik
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"Ammi ney mana kiya hai" ... pure Gold ... is that video meant to troll me your your own :)))
 
Tusker said:
"Ammi ney mana kiya hai" ... pure Gold ... is that video meant to troll me your your own :)))
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:)) That's Sania and Shoaib basically, his channel is pretty decent just discovered it recently
 
Appropriate time to bump :srt



I hope the Indian bowlers won't be celebrating their wickets now that they have lost this match.


#joshila logic
 
Lets be honest it is awesome to see India knocked out and their fans so upset!:smith They feel they same way about us as well, I have no problems with that at all. "Kaali kameez ne Bharat ko phir maara":messi I so badly wanted India out and was livin' it in the office up every time they lost a wicket. The gaffer was telling me to "keep the noise if you must scream!":ma
 
Amir ne bowling karayi Tez

Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase

(Change Amir to Boult)
 
PakLFC said:
Lets be honest it is awesome to see India knocked out and their fans so upset!:smith They feel they same way about us as well, I have no problems with that at all. "Kaali kameez ne Bharat ko phir maara":messi I so badly wanted India out and was livin' it in the office up every time they lost a wicket. The gaffer was telling me to "keep the noise if you must scream!":ma
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You have very considerate office co-workers and bosses if they do not mind you following a game openly at work.
 
Napa said:
You have very considerate office co-workers and bosses if they do not mind you following a game openly at work.
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That is coz I have a rather senior position now. Juniors can fill in like I did when I started out.
 
Now that both India and Pak are out we are all friends again here!!:klopp
 
Shah said:
You might have seen it before, it is quite funny.

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na ishq me na pyar me
Na Motor me na car me
Na Dil me na dildar me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Ghar me na bazar me
Na Bagh me na bahar me
Na 7 samander par me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Aam me na anar me
Na Chatni na achar me
Na hichki na dakar me

Jo maza India ki haar me
Na Tape na V.C.R me
Na sur me na taal me
Na payal ki jankar me
Jo maza India ki haar me
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Jo maza India ki haar me
kya woh maza nahin Pakistan ke jeet me?
 
PakLFC said:
Now that both India and Pak are out we are all friends again here!!:klopp
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Looking for the silver lining. I think I have just saved 4 days of my life which would otherwise have been spent following the WC.
 
I tried to cover most of the brands endorsed by kohli.

Uber ki ho ride ya ho Audi ki pace
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
Puma ki ho chaddi ya ho Tissot ki grace
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
Boost ki ho energy ya ho Royal challenge ka taste
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
MRF ki ho grip ya ho Valvoline ka paste
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
Oral-B ka ho brush aur us pe colgate
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
Pepsi k sath kha le tu Lays
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
Pond's se ya Himalya se dho le apna face
Phir bhi....
Kohli nahi hota tujh se chase
 
Napa said:
Looking for the silver lining. I think I have just saved 4 days of my life which would otherwise have been spent following the WC.
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Can't live feeling I have saved time doing this and that. We spend almost half of our time in bed anyway:asghar Gotta meet our maker one day.
 
I think for some people, the defeat of India gives out much pleasure than winning of Pakistan.

They may sound patriotic but in reality, they aren't.

Their hatred outweighs their patriotism. Not a healthy scenario.
 
This is bad like why losing India will make you happy? It's ok if we defeat them but any other team defeating India and you are happy with their defeat and that too like doing bhangra, come on.
 
DRsohail said:
This is bad like why losing India will make you happy? It's ok if we defeat them but any other team defeating India and you are happy with their defeat and that too like doing bhangra, come on.
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Schadenfreude.
 
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