Not a bizarre logic to be honest. BD was playing with 2-3 bowlers on super flat tracks before this Eng series. Entire intention was to some how draw the game. Look at the team composition and you will agree.
Absolute nonsense - either you haven't checked your data or taking a chance that no one'll bother to cross check.
Bangladesh did try to draw games & absolutely nothing wrong in that – it has been the case for every team in their early days. A little bit of studying the history will help you realize that. For a growing Test team, it's quite logical to approach the game by steps - taking the game to longer period, then compete at home, then compete away & finally try to win - starting from home & then gradually away. Therefore, I am quite OK, if anyone thinks that our intension was only to draw – that time the team was like that a draw is like win. From day 1, we are playing 5 Day & 450 overs Test – you can check history of cricket – how many Tests emerging teams had drawn in their first 20-25 years even in 3 Day Tests. Playing on belters is not a fault either - unless you don't check the Test matches in South Asia between 1970s to 2000s.
Coming to the second part of your post - you are completely wrong. One of our main strength is that two of the key players actually makes the team on batting merit - Sakib & WK Mushfique, hence the batting line up always looks longer. Second thing is, in that team, there are always couple of players who covers the 5th bowlers spot - now Mahmudullah (who has 37 wickets in 29 Tests, at one point 35 of 23 - in fact, he started his career as bowling all-rounder, batting at 8), Hom (who has 108 wickets in 60 FC matches, 8 in 8 Test) & Sabbir; previously Mahmudullah, Mominul & Nasir; may be in future Mosaddek – each and every of these players barring Momin actually plays as 4th or 5th bowler of their FC team & often bowls full quota in List A matches. In that regard, you can also say that ENG plays 2/3 bowlers & Moeen, Stokes - who are basically batsman.
Coming to your false statement (I am a bit harsh here, because this is quite few times you have mentioned this same thing, which is utter rubbish) – before this ENG tour, let's check the last 12 Series that BD played (I am excluding the last ZIM Series at home) - that's about 7 years of history.
Those Series are - SAF (H), IND (H), PAK (H), WI (A), NZ (H), SRL (H), ZIM (A), WI (H), SRL (A), WI (H), ZIM (A), ENG (A). Let's check the team combination by every Test, in terms of bowlers
SAF (H): 2015
1st Test - Mustafiz, Taijul, Sakib, Shahid, Zubair + Mahmood = 5 bowlers + a batting all-rounder
2nd Test - Mustafiz, Shahid, Jubair, Sakib + Nasir & Mahmood = 4 bowlers & 2 batting all-rounders
IND (H): 2015
Only Test - Shahid, Taijul, Sakib, Zubair + Hom, Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
PAK (H): 2014-15
1st Test: Rubel, Shahid, Taijul, Sakib + Hom, Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
2nd Test: Shahadat, Shahid, Taijul, Sakib + Hom, Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
WI (A): 2014 (Sakib didn’t tour)
1st Test: Al-Amin, Rubel, Taijul + Hom & Nasir = 3 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders (& couple of part-timers)
2nd Test: Al-Amin, Shafiul, Rabiul, Taijul + Nasir & Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
NZL (H): 2013-14
1st Test: Rabiul, Rubel, Razzak, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Nasir = 5 bowlers + 1 batting all-rounder
2nd Test: Al-Amin, Rubel, Razzak, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Nasir = 5 bowlers + 1 batting all-rounder
SRL (H): 2013-14
1st Test: Rabiul, Al-Amin, Rubel, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Nasir = 5 bowlers + 1 batting all-rounder
2nd Test: Al-Amin, Razzak, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Nasir, Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
ZIM (A): 2013
1st Test: Rabiul, Rubel, Enamul Jr., Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Nasir, Mahmood = 5 bowlers + 2 batting all-rounders
2nd Test: Rabiul, Sajedur, Shohag Gazi, Sakib, Ziaur = 5 bowlers
WI (H): 2012-13
1st Test: Shahadat, Rubel, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Naeem, Nasir, Mahmood = 4 bowlers + 3 batting all-rounders
2nd Test: Rubel, Abul Hasan, Shohag Gazi, Sakib + Naeem, Mahmood, Nasir = 4 bowlers + 3 batting all-rounders
SRL (A): 2012 (Sakib didn’t play)
1st Test: Shahdat, Abul, Shohag Gazi, Sunny + Mahmud, Nasir = 4 bowlers + 1 bowling all-rounder + Nasir
2nd Test: Rabiul, Rubel, Abul, Shohag Gazi, + Mahmud, Nasir = 4 bowlers + 1 bowling all-rounder + Nasir
WI (H): 2011-12
1st Test: Shahadat, Rubel, Sunny, Sakib + Nasir, Naeem = 4 bowlers + 2 bowling all-rounders
2nd Test: Shahadat, Rubel, Sakib, Shuvo + Naeem, Nasir = 4 bowlers + 2 bowling all-rounders
ZIM (A): 2011
Only Test: Shafiul, Rabiul, Rubel, Sakib, Razzak + Mahmud = 5 bowlers + 1 bowling all-rounder
ENG (A): 2010
1st Test: Shahadat, Rabiul, Rubel, Sakib + Mahmud = 4 bowlers + 1 bowling all-rounder
2nd Test: Shahadat, Shafiul, Sakib, Razzak + Mahmud = 4 bowlers + 1 bowling all-rounder
One thing is true that the skill level of our specialist bowlers (Pacers) than the batting all-rounders are not that superior, hence after 100-120 overs, often Captains do tend to use several bowlers to share the work load, which indicates that there are many multi-skilled players (but not good specialists) but it’s not that we go to a Test match with 2/3 bowlers. This is mainly because, the core of BD team was List A cricket, hence, most of the batters actually do bowl quite lot in domestics. But things are changing – now, almost every FC team plays at least 3 players on absolute bowling merit & there are quite a few number of bowlers, who has improved their batting skills for the 4th & 5th bowling spots.
I have spent an hour to work out this – I hope you’ll respond on this. Bangladesh is not the standard, neither world beaters, but don’t take chances with such statements. You can always close with one liner – “Vijay is better” – that’s your personal statement, who cares. But, these are the comments, which will not go unattended.