Shahid Aziz needs to sit down, take a deep breath, open YouTube and search:
“How to bowl a yorker for absolute beginners.”
Because honestly… the way he bowled in that Emerging Talent final?
It looked like he ordered yorkers online but delivery got delayed till 2030.
Every ball was either a full-toss donation, a half-volley charity package, or a wide that even the umpire needed binoculars for.
Bro wasn’t bowling in a final
he was hosting a batting masterclass for random nobodies.
“Come, beta, hit me wherever you like.”
And Nipon from Bangladesh? What a talent he is from Bangladesh.
That guy could teach a wall clock how to hit the same spot every ball.
If Shahid Aziz stood next to him, the difference in accuracy would look like:
Nipon: laser-guided missile
Shahid: throwing darts while blindfolded in an earthquake
Big match temperament?
He had big match meltdown.
Pressure situation?
He became pressure’s favourite victim.
At this point, Shahid Aziz needs to:
1. Spend one week bowling nothing BUT yorkers
2. Get someone to supervise so he doesn’t accidentally invent new types of full tosses
3. Ask Nipon politely:
“Bhai, please teach me line-length before my career goes offline.”
