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OMB

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After spending years on this forum, I see that there is no such thing as an ATG player anymore.

So some very good Batsmen either become HTB or FTB or ugly hacks or Tuk tuk player or Mental Midget or if nothing else they become Selfish player. (disclaimer - not talking about Rohit or Misbah or Akmal or Tendu or anyone specifically)

Conversely lot of under-achievers end up being "Raw talent" or "Bits and Pieces players" or "one trick pnly" or "one series wonder" or "having Dileri or Jazba but victims of system" and what not.

The ones who escape this and make it to the core team are "blue-eyed boys of the captain" or "polished product of the system" or in many cases the Chairman or Prime Minister's choice.

On bowling front we have some great achievers being labelled as Trundlers or medium-phaast (cynically) or sprayers or dibbly-dobbly or darters.

You can add to the list.

It is good to be here lol.. love this forum
 
Imad wasim and shadab khan "bits and peices" players while mitch santner = the second coming of daniel vettori.
 
Any guy who hits sixes in T20 leagues = "Hack"
 
My favourite is the ASTERISK stained matches, where if things are not according to the highest standards of the posters, that match is forever stained with the ignominy of an asterisk attached to its result.
 
Bowler who has not taken even 50 wickets in Test - Next coming of Marshall
Bowler who has taken 300 wickets after hard grind in Test Cricket - He was persisted so long he is bound to get 300 wickets.

Batsman who fails after initial promise - He was let down by system

Batsman who was always better then above initial promise Batsmen,
but also worked his backside off - The system supported him and made him, else he was less talented.

Leg side hoicks and few sixes on the Leg - The next finisher
Consistently able to hit and win test matches abroad - He is a hack, too high risk and will fail miserably one day..

My favourite is :
Batsman with 20 International Centuries - Benchmark of the Generation
Batsman with 70 International Centuries - Gone case and downfall started.
 
Haven’t been on PP long but I’ll add to your list:

Mental midget
Youngsta beauty
Minnow basher
“He’s another Umar Akmal”
Braindead
“Trust me, I know a guy who knows a guy who went to school with a friend of his, he’s at least 3 years older than his described age”
Chacha
[about a spinner] doesn’t matter if he’s taking wickets and staying economical, we need someone else who can actually flight the ball yaar.
Ziadti players like Danish Aziz who have only played 5 good innings in their lives and still have over 10 years to get selected
Domestic bully
T20 mercenary
Too short to be a fast bowler
Tal*nt
Bhanja (he’s actually a bhatija)
Spray gun
Rock thrower :D
 
Rick thrower, domestic bully, serial chucker, gun barrel straight, street smart, glorified trundler, darter.
 
Well even today there are ATGs like Kohli, Williamson, Stokes, Smith?

There are so much cricket being played these days, hence when these players fail, it comes in the limelight more often.
 
My favourite is the ASTERISK stained matches, where if things are not according to the highest standards of the posters, that match is forever stained with the ignominy of an asterisk attached to its result.

yes..this is the only moniker (ASTERISK stained matches) which is on decline now thanks to ICC becoming vigilant. the remaining titles are floating freely. Not an issue with me
 
One desi-ism not limited to PP I've noted is:

Instead of saying "he told him to his face" I see "he told him on his face".

I don't understand the difference :))
 
Haven’t been on PP long but I’ll add to your list:

Mental midget
Youngsta beauty
Minnow basher
“He’s another Umar Akmal”
Braindead
“Trust me, I know a guy who knows a guy who went to school with a friend of his, he’s at least 3 years older than his described age”
Chacha
[about a spinner] doesn’t matter if he’s taking wickets and staying economical, we need someone else who can actually flight the ball yaar.
Ziadti players like Danish Aziz who have only played 5 good innings in their lives and still have over 10 years to get selected
Domestic bully
T20 mercenary
Too short to be a fast bowler
Tal*nt
Bhanja (he’s actually a bhatija)
Spray gun
Rock thrower :D

Great additions..

refresh me again please: who is too short to be a fast bowler?
 
Nothing can top the non-stop talk about age and height.
 
Can someone make a list of all the terms and the definitions?

There's definitely been a thread like this in past, because I think I've seen something like it before but not sure what it was titled in order to find it. @mods can you shed a light on this.

(Or it might have been something similar in TP).
 
The second coming of Don Bradman/Malcom Marshall

Tullaybaz
 
Rock thrower is a recent one.

Not a label, but nickname. The legendary “Tool kit” :)))
 
My favourite is :
Batsman with 20 International Centuries - Benchmark of the Generation
Batsman with 70 International Centuries - Gone case and downfall started.

This generation is quite unlucky considering the benchmark himself has only one test century in SENA despite "Higher than Mountain, deeper than ocean" potential and "Prettier than Amanda Seyfried" cover drives :dw
 
There's definitely been a thread like this in past, because I think I've seen something like it before but not sure what it was titled in order to find it. @mods can you shed a light on this.

(Or it might have been something similar in TP).

One from the past, but bit more general so was posted in TP. There may be more.

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?126905-The-PakPassion-Glossary

[MENTION=136729]Suleiman[/MENTION] tool kit's in that one.

More updated one - http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?236463-PakPassion-Cricket-Section-%96-Urban-Dictionary
 
Following classics are courtesy [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]

Bhai - Any Muslim cricketer with a beard.

Indian - A Pakistani who is not an Indian but doesn't agree with the majority of the Pakistanis on this forum.
 
[MENTION=146594]BreadPakoda[/MENTION] - TTF should be high up in the list
 
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