Varun
Senior Test Player
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The script of the movie to be made on the Gabba Test is ready. Here goes.
So, Akshay Kumar is the Captain of the Indian cricket team. Boman Irani is the coach and Pankaj Tripathi is his assistant. Vicky Kaushal is the vice-captain (cast just for having a beard) and assorted extras make up the team.
Anushka Sharma is Akshay Kumar's wife, stays back in India to take care of Akshay's ailing parents and pray every 15 minutes.
India go to play Australia and have to stay in a bubble.
Now, Boman Irani has a habit of drinking too much and passing out, and the team doesn't respect him.
The team suffers blow after blow as one extra actor after another gets injured as the dirty Aussies target their body. The umpires are on the side of the Aussies and let it continue, Akshay Kumar protests vigorously.
The media targets the Indians for being weak.
The team is purposely given bad food at the hotel by the vicious Aussies.
Akshay has had enough and one day cooks a lavish Indian feast, all other guests and shameful hotel staff applaud and agree Indian food is best in the world.
Montage of Indian players getting hit and injured. And the team is not happy with coach Boman Iran'is drinking.
Pankaj Tripathi reveals that Boman Irani was a great cricketer, but his career was ended in Australia in 1985 as they once again purposely hit him on the head with a bouncer. Boman Irani's career was over,.his wife left him, and he drinks to forget.
Team is ashamed and they promise to get revenge for their Guru.
Final test and rag tag bunch of Indians have done well, surprising everyone and need 350 runs to win on last day.
However, night before match Akshay Kumar is informed that his mother (his greatest supporter) is jn coma, but Akshay refuses to return saying something like he can't leave one Mother (India) for his own mother. Team mates are super inspired.
Final day, Akshay as usual is batting brilliantly, but wickets fall on the other hand.
Villainous Aussie skipper abuses Akshay and says some random non sense about India not being good enough.
Akshay has had enough, and gives him a lecture about greatness of India (appropriate patriotic song in background). Umpires salute Akshay and say they will no longer favor Australia as their eyes have been opened.
Cut away to Akshay's mother, with every run India scores her vitals keep going up (appropriate religious chanting in background)
Last over Akshay is limping, bleeding and India need 6 runs to win the Test series.
Misses 1st couple of balls, then takes single. Injured tail ender is given confidence by Akshay and he too takes a single.
One more ball wasted, so we need 4 runs off last ball. Australia skipper asks his bowler to bowl bouncer and break Akshay's head.
Bouncer is bowled. Freeze. Akshay remembers advice Boman Irani gave him about bouncer and smacks it for six.
India win, all celebrate. Boman Irani throws away whiskey bottle saying he no longer needs to forget as he has his redemption.
Akshay's mother is miraculously cured.
Australian crowd stands and applauds, racist Australian commentators agree India is great and are sorry for their mistake.
Cut to Akshay and Anushka wearing full cricket kit and dancing to remixed version of Yoyo Honey Singh's Gabru (Gabba so Gabru)
The End.
So, Akshay Kumar is the Captain of the Indian cricket team. Boman Irani is the coach and Pankaj Tripathi is his assistant. Vicky Kaushal is the vice-captain (cast just for having a beard) and assorted extras make up the team.
Anushka Sharma is Akshay Kumar's wife, stays back in India to take care of Akshay's ailing parents and pray every 15 minutes.
India go to play Australia and have to stay in a bubble.
Now, Boman Irani has a habit of drinking too much and passing out, and the team doesn't respect him.
The team suffers blow after blow as one extra actor after another gets injured as the dirty Aussies target their body. The umpires are on the side of the Aussies and let it continue, Akshay Kumar protests vigorously.
The media targets the Indians for being weak.
The team is purposely given bad food at the hotel by the vicious Aussies.
Akshay has had enough and one day cooks a lavish Indian feast, all other guests and shameful hotel staff applaud and agree Indian food is best in the world.
Montage of Indian players getting hit and injured. And the team is not happy with coach Boman Iran'is drinking.
Pankaj Tripathi reveals that Boman Irani was a great cricketer, but his career was ended in Australia in 1985 as they once again purposely hit him on the head with a bouncer. Boman Irani's career was over,.his wife left him, and he drinks to forget.
Team is ashamed and they promise to get revenge for their Guru.
Final test and rag tag bunch of Indians have done well, surprising everyone and need 350 runs to win on last day.
However, night before match Akshay Kumar is informed that his mother (his greatest supporter) is jn coma, but Akshay refuses to return saying something like he can't leave one Mother (India) for his own mother. Team mates are super inspired.
Final day, Akshay as usual is batting brilliantly, but wickets fall on the other hand.
Villainous Aussie skipper abuses Akshay and says some random non sense about India not being good enough.
Akshay has had enough, and gives him a lecture about greatness of India (appropriate patriotic song in background). Umpires salute Akshay and say they will no longer favor Australia as their eyes have been opened.
Cut away to Akshay's mother, with every run India scores her vitals keep going up (appropriate religious chanting in background)
Last over Akshay is limping, bleeding and India need 6 runs to win the Test series.
Misses 1st couple of balls, then takes single. Injured tail ender is given confidence by Akshay and he too takes a single.
One more ball wasted, so we need 4 runs off last ball. Australia skipper asks his bowler to bowl bouncer and break Akshay's head.
Bouncer is bowled. Freeze. Akshay remembers advice Boman Irani gave him about bouncer and smacks it for six.
India win, all celebrate. Boman Irani throws away whiskey bottle saying he no longer needs to forget as he has his redemption.
Akshay's mother is miraculously cured.
Australian crowd stands and applauds, racist Australian commentators agree India is great and are sorry for their mistake.
Cut to Akshay and Anushka wearing full cricket kit and dancing to remixed version of Yoyo Honey Singh's Gabru (Gabba so Gabru)
The End.
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