The sad part is that Asim Munir doesn’t even do it himself in public. Instead, he’s got Uncle Shebby out there performing the whole bhikhari dance on his behalf.
There’s even a faint chance that during some internal meeting, when they were assigning roles, Uncle Shebby proudly raised his hand and said,
“Main boot polish expert hoon. Ek mauka do. Kaam nahi bana toh paisa wapas, guarantee. Qassam khhuda ki maze hi maze krwa dunga.”
Then he went and did his routine in front of Trump. Trump probably smirked and said, “Nice. Do it again.”

Shebby glanced back at Munir, winked, as if to say,
“See? Works every time.”
Since then, he’s been trying to outdo his own previous performance, scraping lower and lower each time, setting fresh records in public embarrassment and new benchmarks for future generations.