Instead of watching Australia versus Pakistan on television, you watch Hong Kong Under 19s versus England Under 19s.
You don't even bother to look at the scorecard when you wake up in the morning. Because you already know that Pakistan will have lost.
Mrs Saj (who knows virtually nothing about cricket), asks you how many Pakistan lost by.
You are waiting for the next ridiculous dismissal from one of the batsmen.
You guess who will drop the next sitter when Pakistan are in the field.
Things are bad ladies and gentlemen, things are very bad.......do add your own scenarios in this thread.
You don't even bother to look at the scorecard when you wake up in the morning. Because you already know that Pakistan will have lost.
Mrs Saj (who knows virtually nothing about cricket), asks you how many Pakistan lost by.
You are waiting for the next ridiculous dismissal from one of the batsmen.
You guess who will drop the next sitter when Pakistan are in the field.
Things are bad ladies and gentlemen, things are very bad.......do add your own scenarios in this thread.