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April Fools - The Cricket Edition
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PCB Announces Munificent Eid Gift for BCCI
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan:
Mohsin Naqvi announced today that the Pakistan Cricket Board, out of an abundance of love and brotherly compassion for their little brothers at BCCI that as an Eid Gift, Pakistan would be touring India the next several years for multiple series. The annual series is expected to feature 4 ODIs, 1 Test, and 7 T20Is to be spread across India and will award an annual trophy, known as the Liaqat-Nehru trophy. Additionally, Pakistan will be building a new stadium in the town of Wagah at the Wagah-Attari border crossing between Pakistan and India. The stadium will have stands on the Pakistani side of the LOC and require 41 checkpoints for Pakistanis entering the stadium and a border crossing line running through the centre of the pitch.
"We did not take this decision lightly, but out of the utmost regard for Jay Shah and all that the BCCI has done for world cricket" announced Naqvi in a press conference in Islamabad. We believe that these annual tours will do much to engender goodwill between the PCB and BCCI and continue to fill BCCI's coffers with munificent revenue to further develop Indian cricket.
Additionally as a statement of good faith, the PCB sent 110 boxes of motichur laddu and 1000 samples of Tapal Danedar to BCCI headquarters in Mumbai to be shared with BCCI's senior leadership and the senior men's side.
At press time no responses had been received from calls to BCCI headquarters.
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan:
Mohsin Naqvi announced today that the Pakistan Cricket Board, out of an abundance of love and brotherly compassion for their little brothers at BCCI that as an Eid Gift, Pakistan would be touring India the next several years for multiple series. The annual series is expected to feature 4 ODIs, 1 Test, and 7 T20Is to be spread across India and will award an annual trophy, known as the Liaqat-Nehru trophy. Additionally, Pakistan will be building a new stadium in the town of Wagah at the Wagah-Attari border crossing between Pakistan and India. The stadium will have stands on the Pakistani side of the LOC and require 41 checkpoints for Pakistanis entering the stadium and a border crossing line running through the centre of the pitch.
"We did not take this decision lightly, but out of the utmost regard for Jay Shah and all that the BCCI has done for world cricket" announced Naqvi in a press conference in Islamabad. We believe that these annual tours will do much to engender goodwill between the PCB and BCCI and continue to fill BCCI's coffers with munificent revenue to further develop Indian cricket.
Additionally as a statement of good faith, the PCB sent 110 boxes of motichur laddu and 1000 samples of Tapal Danedar to BCCI headquarters in Mumbai to be shared with BCCI's senior leadership and the senior men's side.
At press time no responses had been received from calls to BCCI headquarters.
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Some April Fool's jokes:
- India winning an ICC trophy cleanly.
- India stop ruining cricket with petty politics.
- Bangladesh winning a World Cup.
- ICC showing backbone to BCCI.
- T20 format being banned worldwide.
- Bumrah getting tested for chucking.
- India winning an ICC trophy cleanly.
- India stop ruining cricket with petty politics.
- Bangladesh winning a World Cup.
- ICC showing backbone to BCCI.
- T20 format being banned worldwide.
- Bumrah getting tested for chucking.
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Ha Ha Ha good one and good on you to build on the April Fools joke
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The captain/team management/press/social media/fans of certain 'two' teams' , after their first round exit of an ICC tourney including a loss to a minnow/first timers - agreeing to look inwards and soul search for the reasons for their defeats, admit the skill sets, fitness levels, hunger, passion, willingness to throw oneself, system, FC structure, quality of home pitches for their team/teams was/were seriously lacking...Some April Fool's jokes:
- India winning an ICC trophy cleanly.
- India stop ruining cricket with petty politics.
- Bangladesh winning a World Cup.
- ICC showing backbone to BCCI.
- T20 format being banned worldwide.
- Bumrah getting tested for chucking.
in comparison to a 'particular team/teams' and admitting that from henceforth will stop blaming everything/everybody else under the sun and stars for their repeated defeats....
