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Caption This: Mickey Arthur, Inzamam-ul-Haq and Sarfaraz Ahmed ahead of the India-Pakistan clash

Sarfaraz: Thero bhai roller ki jaga Inzi ko chala do
Mickey: Shaba Inzi lie down
Inzi sizing the task at hand
 
Micky is telling to Inzi that all three are getting sacked after this WC
 
Inzi: Sarfraz, ye pitch dekhi? That’s how flat your belly should be.

Mickey: Look who’s talking.
 
Sarfaraz - Yeh roller mere tummy pe chalega
Mickey : Sarfaraz , This is roller for the pitch. Inzy, what have you given me. These guys want cup cakes and not the world cup
Inzy : Sarfu, bat pakadna aata hai ki nahi
 
Sarfraz to groundsman: Arey bhai thori si ghaas (grass) pitch pe rehne de Kohli ko bhi out karna hai.
 
Sarfi: hari pitch hay hari team will win I think.
Inzy: maybe I should have selected mysf instead of Shoaib Malik...dont think he can handle Indian bowling on this pitch.
 
Sarfaraz: bhai ache se ghaas hata dena kahi toss jeet ke vapis fielding na le lu
 
Inzi to Mickey

Pick me as a hitter. I am still better than Asif Ali

Sarfraz Bus Done karso
 
Sarafaraz : Captaincy kay baad maybe groundsman ka kaam acha hai, aisee machine challanay ko miltee hai
 
Mickey: “guys stop getting distracted, we were talking about strategy v India”

Inzamam: “Mickey I tell you, I played long time cricket for Pakistan, you need to keep strategy simple, tell boys you go you bat you bowl and inshallah you win”

Sarfraz: “Inzy bhai, I say same thing to Mickey all the time, boys get confused when he talk about strategy, just play cricket and enjoy”
 
Inzi: You two are nobodies I will pick the XI, will be the captain from outside also coach the team...

On a serious note, Inzi has no business being in England, let alone on the ground, leave further alone inspecting pitch and lording over the proceedings as if he is calling all the shot, well actually he is...
 
Still do not understand why the chief selector of a cricket team would be doing pitch rounds with the coaching staff and players.
 
Inzi to Micky: this is how you to make a gol gol peda which turns into a paratha.

Sarfaraz: but I like biryani
 
Sarfi: Bhai ruk ye achi biryani kahan milegi
Inzi already thinking about plate full of biryani
Mickey:But you two told me we were going to inspect the pitch
 
Sarfaraz: Bhai thori si ghas to rehne de pitch pe, Kohli say kitna pitwaye ga.
Mickey: Ye tu bol raha hay? Tere say to inner-circle say bahir nai jani ball phir.
 
Sarf: stop for a min. Have you done coaching? We will have a vacancy after world cup.

Mickey: Inzy, I thought we were looking for a captain and not a coach.

Inzy: (thinking) Here I am looking for biryani and they are recruiting.
 
I wonder what Mickey would be thinking back of the head dealing with Inzi and Sarfraz.
 
Mickey asking Inzy if he wants to play on Sunday instead of Asif
Inzy evaluating pitch condition before replying
Sarfraz asking groundsman to stop the roller to let Inzy make a decision
 
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