Sarfaraz - Yeh roller mere tummy pe chalega
Mickey : Sarfaraz , This is roller for the pitch. Inzy, what have you given me. These guys want cup cakes and not the world cup
Inzy : Sarfu, bat pakadna aata hai ki nahi
Sarfi: hari pitch hay hari team will win I think.
Inzy: maybe I should have selected mysf instead of Shoaib Malik...dont think he can handle Indian bowling on this pitch.
Mickey: “guys stop getting distracted, we were talking about strategy v India”
Inzamam: “Mickey I tell you, I played long time cricket for Pakistan, you need to keep strategy simple, tell boys you go you bat you bowl and inshallah you win”
Sarfraz: “Inzy bhai, I say same thing to Mickey all the time, boys get confused when he talk about strategy, just play cricket and enjoy”
Inzi: You two are nobodies I will pick the XI, will be the captain from outside also coach the team...
On a serious note, Inzi has no business being in England, let alone on the ground, leave further alone inspecting pitch and lording over the proceedings as if he is calling all the shot, well actually he is...
Sarfi: Bhai ruk ye achi biryani kahan milegi
Inzi already thinking about plate full of biryani
Mickey:But you two told me we were going to inspect the pitch
Sarfaraz: Bhai thori si ghas to rehne de pitch pe, Kohli say kitna pitwaye ga.
Mickey: Ye tu bol raha hay? Tere say to inner-circle say bahir nai jani ball phir.
Mickey asking Inzy if he wants to play on Sunday instead of Asif
Inzy evaluating pitch condition before replying
Sarfraz asking groundsman to stop the roller to let Inzy make a decision