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Pakistan’s current approach to countering India’s antics has been chaotic and clownish.
After “Handshake-gate”, instead of handling the situation smartly, we filed an official complaint with the ICC, flirted with the idea of boycotting the UAE game, still ended up with Richard Pycroft officiating, and were mauled on the field by India. We just look weak.
Meanwhile, during play, Haris Rauf simulated Indian planes crashing to “counter” the hostile Indian crowd, and Sahibzada Farhan marked his fifty with a machine-gun celebration — both of which only fuel tensions, drag more politics into the game, and ultimately make us look just as petty. In the end, all of this only plays into India’s hands.
If we really want to win the PR battle, our players should stick to class, wit, and subtlety:
After “Handshake-gate”, instead of handling the situation smartly, we filed an official complaint with the ICC, flirted with the idea of boycotting the UAE game, still ended up with Richard Pycroft officiating, and were mauled on the field by India. We just look weak.
Meanwhile, during play, Haris Rauf simulated Indian planes crashing to “counter” the hostile Indian crowd, and Sahibzada Farhan marked his fifty with a machine-gun celebration — both of which only fuel tensions, drag more politics into the game, and ultimately make us look just as petty. In the end, all of this only plays into India’s hands.
If we really want to win the PR battle, our players should stick to class, wit, and subtlety:
- At the toss
Salman should extend his hand regardless. If SKY refuses, it’s him who looks ridiculous. Those pictures would go viral worldwide, exposing India’s pettiness. - At the end of the game
Win or lose, our boys should make a point of walking over with hands extended or even attempting a hug. If the Indians pull away, again, they’re the ones who look small. - Celebrations
Instead of “war” gestures, why not parody the whole situation? Imagine a batsman reaching fifty and instead of swinging an imaginary gun, shaking hands with a teammate in an exaggerated, slapstick way. That flips the script and makes India look foolish without us saying a word.

