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1. Abuse them as much as possible. Nothing says I love you like tough love.
4. Don't be afraid to yell, gesticulate and swear at them off or on the field. Sports psychologists call this "constructive criticism".
5. If your team enjoys any success, address the team and humbly thanks them for their "efforts" but point out that it was all due to your glorious rain as Captain.
6. If someone asks for your help be obtuse and abstract. Ie "Cap I am having trouble with my outswinger". Answer "Seek the wibble of cabbage in the corridoor of botulism." This will build a team of lateral thinkers.
Are you trying to destroy that guy's team?1. Abuse them as much as possible. Nothing says I love you like tough love.
2. Insist on sitting in a seperate change room. Ask them to bring you lunch and drinks. This will reinforce that you are the boss.
3. Four words: "Tiger Balm" - Cricket Protector. If that does not see a flurry of energy nothing will.
4. Don't be afraid to yell, gesticulate and swear at them off or on the field. Sports psychologists call this "constructive criticism".
5. If your team enjoys any success, address the team and humbly thanks them for their "efforts" but point out that it was all due to your glorious rain as Captain.
6. If someone asks for your help be obtuse and abstract. Ie "Cap I am having trouble with my outswinger". Answer "Seek the wibble of cabbage in the corridoor of botulism." This will build a team of lateral thinkers.
7. Introduce new techniques from other sports that will give you an edge. Hello Monster Truck Roller Derby!!
That's all I have for today. I think I'll keep the rest for my next motivational book.
Send your most aggressive batsman up top and shake the opposition. Opposition will be stunned and more bad deliveries will come your way.