If there was a zombie apocalypse....

[DHONI183]

Thanks for the advice bro.

Its things like the above post that will make me seek out you and [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] after I've consumed the Indians. Your knowledge of horror movies and killing techniques will be priceless.

Will need to find [MENTION=56933]ElRaja[/MENTION] too so we can reminisce about UK garage classics when times get tough and also [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]. I've seen enough disaster movies to realise that even the wimpiest guy can turn into a killing machine when motivated by love and no doubt Dhoni is in love with at least 63% of the female population on the planet and will therefore be a handful as he seeks to find his lost love(s). The added advantage is that he pretty much falls in love instantly so if he finds out that his love(s) have died we can quickly show him some other random girl to get him recharged.

Good Lord)!!!!! Excellent description! The "recharged" reference rocked!

 

[leatherface58]

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] would become a zombie but a veggie zombie.

 

[Lords]

Why cant zombie apocalypse happen with taliban?

Because first they have no brain, and second they keep on blowing themselves before zombies get them


PS. Zombie taliban would be so scary, they will explode when they come in human contact. Oh wait, they are already doing that :?

 

[Saqs]

Thanks for the advice bro.

Its things like the above post that will make me seek out you and [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] after I've consumed the Indians. Your knowledge of horror movies and killing techniques will be priceless.

Will need to find [MENTION=56933]ElRaja[/MENTION] too so we can reminisce about UK garage classics when times get tough and also [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]. I've seen enough disaster movies to realise that even the wimpiest guy can turn into a killing machine when motivated by love and no doubt Dhoni is in love with at least 63% of the female population on the planet and will therefore be a handful as he seeks to find his lost love(s). The added advantage is that he pretty much falls in love instantly so if he finds out that his love(s) have died we can quickly show him some other random girl to get him recharged.

Lol recharged.

Also I've seen enough horror movies to come up with a 'what not to do list' which I am sure leatherface58 can add to.

1. Don't be black
2. Don't be a hot blonde
3. Don't be the funny guy with the weed
4. If you hear something in the woods, don't leave the group to 'investigate'
5. Never split up. Ever. It's the worst decision you'll ever make.

I think with the above we should be ok.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Lol recharged.

Also I've seen enough horror movies to come up with a 'what not to do list' which I am sure leatherface58 can add to.

1. Don't be black
2. Don't be a hot blonde
3. Don't be the funny guy with the weed
4. If you hear something in the woods, don't leave the group to 'investigate'
5. Never split up. Ever. It's the worst decision you'll ever make.

I think with the above we should be ok.

Never wake up at 3am and go outside to use the toilet. Just as your back is turned...... WHAM YOUR DEAD!

Also, never assume that everything is fine until you've seen the monsters dead body. The crew from Aliens should have known this


Feel sorry for Dhoni. Every story either has him dying or being love struck by a zombie

 

[leatherface58]

Lol recharged.

Also I've seen enough horror movies to come up with a 'what not to do list' which I am sure leatherface58 can add to.

1. Don't be black
2. Don't be a hot blonde
3. Don't be the funny guy with the weed
4. If you hear something in the woods, don't leave the group to 'investigate'
5. Never split up. Ever. It's the worst decision you'll ever make.

I think with the above we should be ok.

6. These days in neo-horror, don't be pregnant unless you want a traumatic C-Section.
7. Don't show photos of your loved ones claiming I want to meet them as it ends up with either they being dead/undead or you dying/turning into a zombie.
8. Anyone gets bitten ESPECIALLY if it's your loved one, boom Headshot! Just to verify, a little dismemberment never harmed anyone.
9. Don't have premarital sex. If the virus is sexually transmittable, you are screwed, pun unintended!
10. If you are married, it's okay as you usually don't even want to look at your spouse.
11. Don't be a kid or a dog. You will die first.
12. ALWAYS listen to the harbinger.

As a Postscript,I will paraphrase the tagline of the underrated slasher 'The Burning' :

Don't look, they'll see you. Don't breathe, they'll hear you. Don't move... you're dead!

 

[kaayal]

[MENTION=51465]DeadlyVenom[/MENTION] will be the first in my hitlist before the zombies. Get ready bro

 

[cricket083]

BAAGAR BILLLAAAA

I just wrote my version though! ) I'll post it here - this is all part of a big conspiracy!

You just be glad we didn't send the BB your way when you were monopolosing on certain smileys! Our billa is a beast!

Yes!Billa is second to none,they are underestimating it,they need to get off by back!

Your version is also awesome) )

A cat is going to save my life?

And I'm going to be screaming? Double

Do zombies exist?No?

We can write essays on it then why not my billa can save you

I love how my thread has inspired dozens of essays )

There should be about 10 POTW's for this week haha.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be like Ripley from Alien. She even has a cat named Jones that she carries with her )

If I was ever in a zombie apocalypse I'd be like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJzHSxRq40

You're a legend bro,really,love your posts!please stay here forever!

And I don't mind it

 

[Munna]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]

Oh boy, if my version was purely Bollywood style, your sequel was as if scripted for Danny Boyle.

But I would surely be having a problem accommodating so many PPers in my house. I am that kind of a zombie who would still have some house rules handed out for all the uninvited guests esp the ones like AZ, Hawkeye and Mamoon
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION], in my version, you were as a badass chaudhry of the pind as me and I did not portray you as the typical Dhoni that we know here

 

[Saqs]

Never wake up at 3am and go outside to use the toilet. Just as your back is turned...... WHAM YOUR DEAD!

Also, never assume that everything is fine until you've seen the monsters dead body. The crew from Aliens should have known this


Feel sorry for Dhoni. Every story either has him dying or being love struck by a zombie

6. These days in neo-horror, don't be pregnant unless you want a traumatic C-Section.
7. Don't show photos of your loved ones claiming I want to meet them as it ends up with either they being dead/undead or you dying/turning into a zombie.
8. Anyone gets bitten ESPECIALLY if it's your loved one, boom Headshot! Just to verify, a little dismemberment never harmed anyone.
9. Don't have premarital sex. If the virus is sexually transmittable, you are screwed, pun unintended!
10. If you are married, it's okay as you usually don't even want to look at your spouse.
11. Don't be a kid or a dog. You will die first.
12. ALWAYS listen to the harbinger.

As a Postscript,I will paraphrase the tagline of the underrated slasher 'The Burning' :

Don't look, they'll see you. Don't breathe, they'll hear you. Don't move... you're dead!

Worthy entries to the list.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Me and [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] would meet up and chat away while the world burned.

I mean who cares what happens as long as we get some sort of topic less conversation going

 

[Nostalgic]

Do zombies get chained up during Ramzan like all the other creatures?

Edit: tagging [MENTION=133441]KB-24[/MENTION] who probably knows the answer to this one.

 

[blinding light]

^ I think zombies are not devils per say.. They won't be locked up, but would be interesting to see whether they fast or not (or better yet, what they eat in iftari/sehri)

Ramadan Mubarak everyone!

And thankyou [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION], [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION], [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] and [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION]

 

[Munna]

^ I think zombies are not devils per say.. They won't be locked up, but would be interesting to see whether they fast or not (or better yet, what they eat in iftari/sehri)

Ramadan Mubarak everyone!

And thankyou [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION], [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION], [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] and [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION]

I have heard they break their fast with an eye ball followed with a glass of blood. That's a substitute for date and rooh afza in zombie world.

 

[blinding light]

Oh my God, now I can never have Roohafza again!

 

[Indiafan]

Dhoni183 will pretend to help the survivors, but his heart will be with that cute Zombie girl. He will sneak off to meet her at odd times, leaving his party's safety compromised. The Zombie's will use this to sneak an attack on the survivors camp when Dhoni was missing from sentry duty. However, when caught, instead of being ashamed, Dhoni183 will recount his embarrassing moments with his zombie girl friend where her father tried to eat his brain and he had to knock him over and how he thinks his family would be against him marrying a zombie.

 

[DHONI183]

Dhoni183 will pretend to help the survivors, but his heart will be with that cute Zombie girl. He will sneak off to meet her at odd times, leaving his party's safety compromised. The Zombie's will use this to sneak an attack on the survivors camp when Dhoni was missing from sentry duty. However, when caught, instead of being ashamed, Dhoni183 will recount his embarrassing moments with his zombie girl friend where her father tried to eat his brain and he had to knock him over and how he thinks his family would be against him marrying a zombie.

Shreeman, aap saarey mere peechhey hee kiyu´n parrey hai´n? Ye kis apraad ka dannd hai?

But,.... I enjoyed it! Hilariously funny)! You seem to follow my posts very closely. The bit about my family is inaccurate though, because them being earthly angels for me have never opposed me. It´s always the girls and their families, sadly.

 

[Convict]

I would go to Adelaide.

Nothing happens in Adelaide so I'd be fine

 

[Saqs]

I would go to Adelaide.

Nothing happens in Adelaide so I'd be fine

Lol.

A question for zombie fans - can zombies only infect the living, or can they raise the dead through infections also?

 

[Convict]

Lol.

A question for zombie fans - can zombies only infect the living, or can they raise the dead through infections also?

The modern day image of a zombie closesly resembles original folklore about vampires so why not?

Would make things interesting

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Lol.

A question for zombie fans - can zombies only infect the living, or can they raise the dead through infections also?

I'd normally say they can only infect the living but Chiellini hasnt turned yet so maybe I'm wrong.....

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

Lol recharged.

Also I've seen enough horror movies to come up with a 'what not to do list' which I am sure leatherface58 can add to.

1. Don't be black
2. Don't be a hot blonde
3. Don't be the funny guy with the weed
4. If you hear something in the woods, don't leave the group to 'investigate'
5. Never split up. Ever. It's the worst decision you'll ever make.

I think with the above we should be ok.

6. Don't be a fat guy who inveitably gets shot in the leg so the others can make an escape


As for me , I have my military past and some dogs, so I should solo this

 

[endymion248]

The modern day image of a zombie closesly resembles original folklore about vampires so why not?

Would make things interesting

Aren't they from haitian vaudou?

My pharma professor told me that the shamans gave people tetradotoxin to make them appear as dead and then revived them as ''zombies'' by giving them high doses of drugs ressembling scopolamine.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I'd bring [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] along. He'd be the Shane of the group, constantly fighting with everyone.
[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] would definitely be Dale. So wise and moral
[MENTION=3474]TalhaSyed[/MENTION] would be the token black guy who has about 3 lines before being killed off
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] and [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] would scamper about and ignore everyone.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be Michonne, just replace her pet zombies with cats.
[MENTION=44367]anakin[/MENTION] would survive months as DOTA 2 means he's pretty much a zombie anyway

Savak will blame Misbah for everything. He'd spot a zombie and rush over to hug him. When it turns out that it all started because of the actions of the HABMIS medical corporation he'd rearrange the letters to MISBAH and become even more hysterical

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

The last bit is awesome.)

 

[Mamoon]

Please . . . .

I'd be the Rick Grimes of this group but much cleverer and more resourceful, not to mention more charismatic.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

[MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] would try talking sense to the zombies.

It wont work...

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

[MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] would try talking sense to the zombies.

It wont work...

No....

Nooo...

Noooooooooooooo..............................

{While they eat my brains out.}

 

[shaz619]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] who is shane and a pacifist bro don't take it that far i hate violence i don't advocate it in any shape or form

 

[shaz619]

[MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] that post was awesome i enjoyed reading it, didn't know you were a writer

 

[Indiafan]

The night was cloudless and dark. The human sentries were tired, listless, yet too afraid to sleep. Mamoon was shifting his weight from one leg to the other every minute. Stiff but too afraid to stand still. Indiafan stared with scared eyes, trying to pierce the heart of darkness, hearing sounds where there were none. Saadibaba's hands were shaking as he tried to hold onto his cigarette, which burned unheeded in his hand. Malikmohsin held his gun tighter. They were scared, yet they had to do their duty. To protect their brothers inside. Too scared to even whisper in the darkness, they occasionally glanced at each other and sometimes gave a tired smile. All of them were sleepy. None of them dared to doze off

Suddenly the quiet night was disturbed by the unmistakable sound of shuffling feet. Dead feet, rotting feet, dragging over the grass, over the muddy roads. Guns ready, they looked every which way. They were coming, the dead, to take them. To make them one of them. Their brains attracted them. What must it be to be brainless, Indiafan wondered. Maybe it will be a relief after all. No more need to be scared every night. No more dreading every sunrise and cursing every sunset. Only the need to feed would drive one on. Only the very base emotions will remain

But then he pulled himself together. He had his duty. Towards what was left of humanity. The brave sentries prepared themselves to wake up the human survivors. Depending on how many zombies were coming towards them, this might be a long fight. Indiafan turned to walk inside the camp when Saadibaba's hand fell on his shoulder. He turned to look. And looked and looked. His gun dropped from his numb hands. "My God", he said, "It is over". ........... As far as he could see there were zombies. In thousands and millions. Men, women and children surrounded them. Their feet shuffled as they dragged them. Slowly but inexorably they moved closer and closer. They were surrounded on all sides, there was no escape................

And then, the zombies began their dharna







J/K don't mean to offend anyone

 

[Square Drive]

)

Legend [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]

 

[TalhaSyed]

I'd bring [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] along. He'd be the Shane of the group, constantly fighting with everyone.
[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] would definitely be Dale. So wise and moral
[MENTION=3474]TalhaSyed[/MENTION] would be the token black guy who has about 3 lines before being killed off
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] and [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] would scamper about and ignore everyone.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be Michonne, just replace her pet zombies with cats.
[MENTION=44367]anakin[/MENTION] would survive months as DOTA 2 means he's pretty much a zombie anyway

Savak will blame Misbah for everything. He'd spot a zombie and rush over to hug him. When it turns out that it all started because of the actions of the HABMIS medical corporation he'd rearrange the letters to MISBAH and become even more hysterical

Amazing!

I'm happy being the black guy

 

[Mamoon]

The night was cloudless and dark. The human sentries were tired, listless, yet too afraid to sleep. Mamoon was shifting his weight from one leg to the other every minute. Stiff but too afraid to stand still. Indiafan stared with scared eyes, trying to pierce the heart of darkness, hearing sounds where there were none. Saadibaba's hands were shaking as he tried to hold onto his cigarette, which burned unheeded in his hand. Malikmohsin held his gun tighter. They were scared, yet they had to do their duty. To protect their brothers inside. Too scared to even whisper in the darkness, they occasionally glanced at each other and sometimes gave a tired smile. All of them were sleepy. None of them dared to doze off

Suddenly the quiet night was disturbed by the unmistakable sound of shuffling feet. Dead feet, rotting feet, dragging over the grass, over the muddy roads. Guns ready, they looked every which way. They were coming, the dead, to take them. To make them one of them. Their brains attracted them. What must it be to be brainless, Indiafan wondered. Maybe it will be a relief after all. No more need to be scared every night. No more dreading every sunrise and cursing every sunset. Only the need to feed would drive one on. Only the very base emotions will remain

But then he pulled himself together. He had his duty. Towards what was left of humanity. The brave sentries prepared themselves to wake up the human survivors. Depending on how many zombies were coming towards them, this might be a long fight. Indiafan turned to walk inside the camp when Saadibaba's hand fell on his shoulder. He turned to look. And looked and looked. His gun dropped from his numb hands. "My God", he said, "It is over". ........... As far as he could see there were zombies. In thousands and millions. Men, women and children surrounded them. Their feet shuffled as they dragged them. Slowly but inexorably they moved closer and closer. They were surrounded on all sides, there was no escape................

And then, the zombies began their dharna







J/K don't mean to offend anyone

Clever, very clever.

 

[Indiafan]

Clever, very clever.

I know [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION] [MENTION=10992]MalikMohsin[/MENTION]

 

[Fastandfurious]

I know

You were clever but not clever enough to be clever. You are very clever.

 

[Silly Point]

I would troll the zombies away.

But no seriously I've thought all about it. I would smear a zombie's blood on me, head to the closest scuba diving store, and put on a shark suit. It's a suit designed so sharks can't bite you. Tough luck zombies. I'd take any swords and weapons I can find and head to Wyoming. No one lives in Wyoming = no zombies.

On the way, I would be weary of any humans but pick up any trustworthy people, specially any old farmer, an old doctor or any hot chicks. On my ranch in Wyoming, I would spend most of the day fortifying the fences (temporarily), making makeshift weapons and setting up traps, working out to get in survival shape and practice archery. I'd have any people with me to help me with plantation and other plans of mine.

Next we would dig up a big hole all around our ranch, and not just depend on the fences. The dug up holes would ensure that zombies can never get in. We would use a plank for a bridge for us to get out of our ranch when we have to.

Next I'd send my peeps out to safely and slowly start placing signs for survivors to find us. Any refugee would have to go through a full nude body check for any bites before walking the life saving plank. Sure it would be awkward, but I'd rather have it awkward than allow a zombie-in-progress into my camp. I'd tell my followers to keep an eye on each other, and personally kill anyone in their sleep who appears to be a threat to me.

My clan would be really organized and never allowed for a riot. Everyone would have a job to do, and I would be their hero. But deep inside I would know that I didn't do them a favor, I just did what was best for my own survival. Also, orgies every Tuesday.

BTW, when Walking Dead first aired, Ali S Khan, a Pakistani American, was the Director of the Office of Public Health Preparedness and Response (PHPR) at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). CDC was featured in Walking Dead's first season. Ali S Khan, in real life, made public the CDC's recommendations for preparing for a zombie apocalypse in 2011. Trust a Pakistani to know what to do in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[anakin]

I'd bring [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] along. He'd be the Shane of the group, constantly fighting with everyone.
[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] would definitely be Dale. So wise and moral
[MENTION=3474]TalhaSyed[/MENTION] would be the token black guy who has about 3 lines before being killed off
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] and [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] would scamper about and ignore everyone.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be Michonne, just replace her pet zombies with cats.
[MENTION=44367]anakin[/MENTION] would survive months as DOTA 2 means he's pretty much a zombie anyway

Savak will blame Misbah for everything. He'd spot a zombie and rush over to hug him. When it turns out that it all started because of the actions of the HABMIS medical corporation he'd rearrange the letters to MISBAH and become even more hysterical

I am the Undying (another Dota 2 joke )

 

[Silly Point]

I'd bring [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] along. He'd be the Shane of the group, constantly fighting with everyone.
[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] would definitely be Dale. So wise and moral
[MENTION=3474]TalhaSyed[/MENTION] would be the token black guy who has about 3 lines before being killed off
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] and [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] would scamper about and ignore everyone.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be Michonne, just replace her pet zombies with cats.
[MENTION=44367]anakin[/MENTION] would survive months as DOTA 2 means he's pretty much a zombie anyway

Savak will blame Misbah for everything. He'd spot a zombie and rush over to hug him. When it turns out that it all started because of the actions of the HABMIS medical corporation he'd rearrange the letters to MISBAH and become even more hysterical

) Hilarious! This actually sounds realistic. Mamoon will not pass an opportunity to put down a zombie in Pakistani jersey.

 

[DHONI183]

[MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] Will be trying to make sense of the zombies concept of eating humans, observing them very closely, and telling humans how this sounds perfect to them, albeit morally wrong.

[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else

Best bit from your post, surely)!

 

[Munna]

[MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] that post was awesome i enjoyed reading it, didn't know you were a writer

And I have never seen such posts coming from you but thanks bro

You know you deserved to win POTW when [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] says something like this but you also know mods like [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] don't love you when they don't award you with one

 

[shaz619]

And I have never seen such posts coming from you but thanks bro

You know you deserved to win POTW when [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] says something like this but you also know mods like [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] don't love you when they don't award you with one

You defo deserved it great use of your imagination haha

 

[saadibaba]

The night was cloudless and dark. The human sentries were tired, listless, yet too afraid to sleep. Mamoon was shifting his weight from one leg to the other every minute. Stiff but too afraid to stand still. Indiafan stared with scared eyes, trying to pierce the heart of darkness, hearing sounds where there were none. Saadibaba's hands were shaking as he tried to hold onto his cigarette, which burned unheeded in his hand. Malikmohsin held his gun tighter. They were scared, yet they had to do their duty. To protect their brothers inside. Too scared to even whisper in the darkness, they occasionally glanced at each other and sometimes gave a tired smile. All of them were sleepy. None of them dared to doze off

Suddenly the quiet night was disturbed by the unmistakable sound of shuffling feet. Dead feet, rotting feet, dragging over the grass, over the muddy roads. Guns ready, they looked every which way. They were coming, the dead, to take them. To make them one of them. Their brains attracted them. What must it be to be brainless, Indiafan wondered. Maybe it will be a relief after all. No more need to be scared every night. No more dreading every sunrise and cursing every sunset. Only the need to feed would drive one on. Only the very base emotions will remain

But then he pulled himself together. He had his duty. Towards what was left of humanity. The brave sentries prepared themselves to wake up the human survivors. Depending on how many zombies were coming towards them, this might be a long fight. Indiafan turned to walk inside the camp when Saadibaba's hand fell on his shoulder. He turned to look. And looked and looked. His gun dropped from his numb hands. "My God", he said, "It is over". ........... As far as he could see there were zombies. In thousands and millions. Men, women and children surrounded them. Their feet shuffled as they dragged them. Slowly but inexorably they moved closer and closer. They were surrounded on all sides, there was no escape................

And then, the zombies began their dharna







J/K don't mean to offend anyone

Just saw this. One word...Brilliant!!!

The bolded part cracked me up, lol.

 

[Fallen King]

The night was cloudless and dark. The human sentries were tired, listless, yet too afraid to sleep. Mamoon was shifting his weight from one leg to the other every minute. Stiff but too afraid to stand still. Indiafan stared with scared eyes, trying to pierce the heart of darkness, hearing sounds where there were none. Saadibaba's hands were shaking as he tried to hold onto his cigarette, which burned unheeded in his hand. Malikmohsin held his gun tighter. They were scared, yet they had to do their duty. To protect their brothers inside. Too scared to even whisper in the darkness, they occasionally glanced at each other and sometimes gave a tired smile. All of them were sleepy. None of them dared to doze off

Suddenly the quiet night was disturbed by the unmistakable sound of shuffling feet. Dead feet, rotting feet, dragging over the grass, over the muddy roads. Guns ready, they looked every which way. They were coming, the dead, to take them. To make them one of them. Their brains attracted them. What must it be to be brainless, Indiafan wondered. Maybe it will be a relief after all. No more need to be scared every night. No more dreading every sunrise and cursing every sunset. Only the need to feed would drive one on. Only the very base emotions will remain

But then he pulled himself together. He had his duty. Towards what was left of humanity. The brave sentries prepared themselves to wake up the human survivors. Depending on how many zombies were coming towards them, this might be a long fight. Indiafan turned to walk inside the camp when Saadibaba's hand fell on his shoulder. He turned to look. And looked and looked. His gun dropped from his numb hands. "My God", he said, "It is over". ........... As far as he could see there were zombies. In thousands and millions. Men, women and children surrounded them. Their feet shuffled as they dragged them. Slowly but inexorably they moved closer and closer. They were surrounded on all sides, there was no escape................

And then, the zombies began their dharna







J/K don't mean to offend anyone

You will make fine writer. [MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]

 

[Poison]

Interesting thread - I would take [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] for reproductive purposes alone.

Also will need to poll PPers to see who is the heaviest/slowest/easiest to sacrifice

 

[Indiafan]

Famous last words during a zombie apocalypse

Mamoon - "Eh, what's the point of fighting anyways, we are doomed"

The Great Khan - "My inside khufia army sources tell me that the ISI has these zombies well under control and they are not going to attack Pakistanis"

Indiafan - "I think we should let the women leave first and not shoot at the women zombies."

MIG - "The next person to use the word zombie will be banned. They are the living impaired"

Saj - "A 30 pound zombie just ate Srinivasan"

Bullet Drive - "We have the best soldiers and guns. Everything is under control, we are going to thrash them zombies"

Cricketcartoon - "This is why I am back in India, we can buy off people here to feed them to the zombies. Yesterday I bought my neighbor's kid as bait"

Nostalgic - "The Z word in zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Freelance_Cricketer - "I am on the zombie's side. Eating brains is where it is at"

 

[saadibaba]

Famous last words during a zombie apocalypse

Mamoon - "Eh, what's the point of fighting anyways, we are doomed"

The Great Khan - "My inside khufia army sources tell me that the ISI has these zombies well under control and they are not going to attack Pakistanis"

Indiafan - "I think we should let the women leave first and not shoot at the women zombies."

MIG - "The next person to use the word zombie will be shot. They are the living impaired"

Saj - "A 30 pound zombie just ate Srinivasan"

Bullet Drive - "We have the best soldiers and guns. Everything is under control, we are going to thrash them zombies"

Cricketcartoon - "This is why I am back in India, we can buy off people here to feed them to the zombies. Yesterday I bought my neighbor's kid as bait"

Nostalgic - "The Z word is zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Freelance_Cricketer - "I am on the zombie's side. Eating brains is where it is at"

)

 

[leatherface58]

Savak will be hoping that Misbah has turned into a zombie so he can kill him without compunction.

Shaz619 will make silly faces in front of zombies and do bizarre pelvic thrusts only to have a zombie bite him in the back.

Mamoon will be making Baelish faces in the mirror and suddenly this mirror is smashed by a zombie from behind who ends up with some brain.

Saadibaba will try and convince a zombie to not attack him with some philosophical musings. The zombie will even reconsider for a second only to attack poor Saadibaba anyway.

Bullet Drive will be the only one to completely go through a zombie apocalypse unscathed because there is no brain to eat.

 

[Fallen King]

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] You SIRE are genius. Bollywood could use your skills. That is hilarious.

 

[Fallen King]

Famous last words during a zombie apocalypse

Mamoon - "Eh, what's the point of fighting anyways, we are doomed"

The Great Khan - "My inside khufia army sources tell me that the ISI has these zombies well under control and they are not going to attack Pakistanis"

Indiafan - "I think we should let the women leave first and not shoot at the women zombies."

MIG - "The next person to use the word zombie will be banned. They are the living impaired"

Saj - "A 30 pound zombie just ate Srinivasan"

Bullet Drive - "We have the best soldiers and guns. Everything is under control, we are going to thrash them zombies"

Cricketcartoon - "This is why I am back in India, we can buy off people here to feed them to the zombies. Yesterday I bought my neighbor's kid as bait"

Nostalgic - "The Z word in zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Freelance_Cricketer - "I am on the zombie's side. Eating brains is where it is at"


^ That's amazing.

 

[Indiafan]

He, he, thank you

 

[Saqs]

Interesting thread - I would take [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] for reproductive purposes alone.

Also will need to poll PPers to see who is the heaviest/slowest/easiest to sacrifice

A reproductive session has been long overdue.

 

[Arsal_AK]

The night was cloudless and dark. The human sentries were tired, listless, yet too afraid to sleep. Mamoon was shifting his weight from one leg to the other every minute. Stiff but too afraid to stand still. Indiafan stared with scared eyes, trying to pierce the heart of darkness, hearing sounds where there were none. Saadibaba's hands were shaking as he tried to hold onto his cigarette, which burned unheeded in his hand. Malikmohsin held his gun tighter. They were scared, yet they had to do their duty. To protect their brothers inside. Too scared to even whisper in the darkness, they occasionally glanced at each other and sometimes gave a tired smile. All of them were sleepy. None of them dared to doze off

Suddenly the quiet night was disturbed by the unmistakable sound of shuffling feet. Dead feet, rotting feet, dragging over the grass, over the muddy roads. Guns ready, they looked every which way. They were coming, the dead, to take them. To make them one of them. Their brains attracted them. What must it be to be brainless, Indiafan wondered. Maybe it will be a relief after all. No more need to be scared every night. No more dreading every sunrise and cursing every sunset. Only the need to feed would drive one on. Only the very base emotions will remain

But then he pulled himself together. He had his duty. Towards what was left of humanity. The brave sentries prepared themselves to wake up the human survivors. Depending on how many zombies were coming towards them, this might be a long fight. Indiafan turned to walk inside the camp when Saadibaba's hand fell on his shoulder. He turned to look. And looked and looked. His gun dropped from his numb hands. "My God", he said, "It is over". ........... As far as he could see there were zombies. In thousands and millions. Men, women and children surrounded them. Their feet shuffled as they dragged them. Slowly but inexorably they moved closer and closer. They were surrounded on all sides, there was no escape................

And then, the zombies began their dharna







J/K don't mean to offend anyone

What an Anti-Climax.

 

[Arsal_AK]

I'd bring [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] along. He'd be the Shane of the group, constantly fighting with everyone.
[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] would definitely be Dale. So wise and moral
[MENTION=3474]TalhaSyed[/MENTION] would be the token black guy who has about 3 lines before being killed off
[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] would see a zombie wearing a Pakistani shirt. He'd run down and debate with the zombie, telling him how wearing that shirt is futile since Pakistan are the worst team of all time and will be an Associate within 5 years. He'd then be eaten, much to the delight of everyone else
[MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] and [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] would scamper about and ignore everyone.
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] would be Michonne, just replace her pet zombies with cats.
[MENTION=44367]anakin[/MENTION] would survive months as DOTA 2 means he's pretty much a zombie anyway

Savak will blame Misbah for everything. He'd spot a zombie and rush over to hug him. When it turns out that it all started because of the actions of the HABMIS medical corporation he'd rearrange the letters to MISBAH and become even more hysterical

) )

Man, I have laughed this hard for sometime.Absolute gold.

 

[DHONI183]

Famous last words during a zombie apocalypse

Mamoon - "Eh, what's the point of fighting anyways, we are doomed"

The Great Khan - "My inside khufia army sources tell me that the ISI has these zombies well under control and they are not going to attack Pakistanis"

Indiafan - "I think we should let the women leave first and not shoot at the women zombies."

MIG - "The next person to use the word zombie will be banned. They are the living impaired"

Saj - "A 30 pound zombie just ate Srinivasan"

Bullet Drive - "We have the best soldiers and guns. Everything is under control, we are going to thrash them zombies"

Cricketcartoon - "This is why I am back in India, we can buy off people here to feed them to the zombies. Yesterday I bought my neighbor's kid as bait"

Nostalgic - "The Z word in zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Freelance_Cricketer - "I am on the zombie's side. Eating brains is where it is at"

Best, best, best)! Wow)!

 

[Fallen King]

A car met truck in highway; however, a something blood-sucking creature came in form of zombie followed by thousands scattered in the highway caused highway-blocked which led a car accident. While a boy and his parents staring at the face of death breathing in their moments grasping the hands of heaven was halted. A new wave of storm came at the rapid pace in form of fighting falcon F 16 scattering all over the highway blew every bits of zombies to death, but a death was inevitable, starting at boy and his parents, rescued by a boy, Savak, who was there relieved to see zombies in ruin, while that was happening, he noticed someone is danger so close and he went. At the end, a brave boy became man. Thus, such a death had to wait for boy and his parents. It wasn't death day. That day belonged to a boy and his parents. His parents blessed a savak, boy turned into brave man, with happiness.

20 years later, Savak happiness came at huge price Pakistan team defeated Australia from brink of defeat in WC T20 2007. Sadness turned into happiness as the nation cheered and cheered and so did Savak, celebrated with firework dedicating to Misbah-ul-haq who gave a great gift, breaktaking six, a great six conquered the sky devouring one of Australian best bowler back then.

At the end of the match, Misbah gave interview in joyest mood and thanked his captain, his coach and his nation. Then, a silent kicked for a while until he collected himself recalling his past life. He remembers that day so vividly while gathering his strength to find voice to muster. That, he is trying to say something but couldn't.

The interview was finished, and Ramiz Raja sensed his sadness. Ramiz Raja asked, "What is wrong"? Misbah replied, "I am grateful to be alive". Then, Ramiz Raja replied, "So are we". Misbah continuing to be grateful, said that i am grateful to be alive, but hasn't found right person to thank yet.

Little did savak know that his happiness will turn into graveyard when he finds out five years later after Misbah gives so extensively interview recalling that incident, sharing every bits of details to the last.

Savak still struggles to acknowledge that a boy he saved in car accident, was Misbah. To this day, he still seeks a cure for his depression that is no longer to be found as long as Misbah gets to captain and bring business for the pharmetical company promoting tuk-tuk-tuk brand to provide temporarily relief, yet it is causing long-term headache pains with the sound like tick tick tick tuk tuk tuk.

A savak came to far far away land and still searching for cure. So is the nation. The nation is still waiting for six that can keep doctor away.

#Savak; I hope you are not offended. This is just comical post. I hope there is no harm done.

 

[Indiafan]

A car met truck in highway; however, a something blood-sucking creature came in form of zombie followed by thousands scattered in the highway caused highway-blocked which led a car accident. While a boy and his parents staring at the face of death breathing in their moments grasping the hands of heaven was halted. A new wave of storm came at the rapid pace in form of fighting falcon F 16 scattering all over the highway blew every bits of zombies to death, but a death was inevitable, starting at boy and his parents, rescued by a boy, Savak, who was there relieved to see zombies in ruin, while that was happening, he noticed someone is danger so close and he went. At the end, a brave boy became man. Thus, such a death had to wait for boy and his parents. It wasn't death day. That day belonged to a boy and his parents. His parents blessed a savak, boy turned into brave man, with happiness.

20 years later, Savak happiness came at huge price Pakistan team defeated Australia from brink of defeat in WC T20 2007. Sadness turned into happiness as the nation cheered and cheered and so did Savak, celebrated with firework dedicating to Misbah-ul-haq who gave a great gift, breaktaking six, a great six conquered the sky devouring one of Australian best bowler back then.

At the end of the match, Misbah gave interview in joyest mood and thanked his captain, his coach and his nation. Then, a silent kicked for a while until he collected himself recalling his past life. He remembers that day so vividly while gathering his strength to find voice to muster. That, he is trying to say something but couldn't.

The interview was finished, and Ramiz Raja sensed his sadness. Ramiz Raja asked, "What is wrong"? Misbah replied, "I am grateful to be alive". Then, Ramiz Raja replied, "So are we". Misbah continuing to be grateful, said that i am grateful to be alive, but hasn't found right person to thank yet.

Little did savak know that his happiness will turn into graveyard when he finds out five years later after Misbah gives so extensively interview recalling that incident, sharing every bits of details to the last.

Savak still struggles to acknowledge that a boy he saved in car accident, was Misbah. To this day, he still seeks a cure for his depression that is no longer to be found as long as Misbah gets to captain and bring business for the pharmetical company promoting tuk-tuk-tuk brand to provide temporarily relief, yet it is causing long-term headache pains with the sound like tick tick tick tuk tuk tuk.

A savak came to far far away land and still searching for cure. So is the nation. The nation is still waiting for six that can keep doctor away.

#Savak; I hope you are not offended. This is just comical post. I hope there is no harm done.

Ha, ha you are quite the writer yourself

 

[kaayal]

Famous last words during a zombie apocalypse

Mamoon - "Eh, what's the point of fighting anyways, we are doomed"

The Great Khan - "My inside khufia army sources tell me that the ISI has these zombies well under control and they are not going to attack Pakistanis"

Indiafan - "I think we should let the women leave first and not shoot at the women zombies."

MIG - "The next person to use the word zombie will be banned. They are the living impaired"

Saj - "A 30 pound zombie just ate Srinivasan"

Bullet Drive - "We have the best soldiers and guns. Everything is under control, we are going to thrash them zombies"

Cricketcartoon - "This is why I am back in India, we can buy off people here to feed them to the zombies. Yesterday I bought my neighbor's kid as bait"

Nostalgic - "The Z word in zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Freelance_Cricketer - "I am on the zombie's side. Eating brains is where it is at"

Indiafan...you are a legend.) )

The bolded part are soo true.)

 

[Fallen King]

Ha, ha you are quite the writer yourself

Trying my best, nowhere close as your.

 

[Nostalgic]

Nostalgic - "The Z word in zombie reminds me of the beauty of the long Zee in urdu. Almost extinct from our current diction, woh bhi kya din the, lafazon aur insanon, dono mai kuch nazukiyat thi"

Nice!

I'm actually more concerned about the younger generation being fascinated by these imposter zombies when we have a treasure trove of Jinn, bhoot, badrooh and pichal pairee stories. Surely this is an example of Hollywood (or Haitians) encroaching on a refined yet rustic art form, whose antagonists actually inhabit the imaginary realm that lives on in the hearts and minds and fears of us, the last few sons of the soil still walking the earth.

Alas! Gone are the winter nights and Parachinar peanuts and Pehlwan rewri and Kashmiri chai and quilts and gas heaters and the true (if embellished) tale of the great-grandfather walking home alone at night through the forest, when the siren call of a pichal pairee quickens his pulse and hastens his step yet forces him to take just that one quick look back over his shoulder...

 

[exposer]

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] : tolerate zombies for the sake of the system. killing zombies in return to protect yourself would derail the democratic proccess of the country.

 

[Indiafan]

Nice!

I'm actually more concerned about the younger generation being fascinated by these imposter zombies when we have a treasure trove of Jinn, bhoot, badrooh and pichal pairee stories. Surely this is an example of Hollywood (or Haitians) encroaching on a refined yet rustic art form, whose antagonists actually inhabit the imaginary realm that lives on in the hearts and minds and fears of us, the last few sons of the soil still walking the earth.

Alas! Gone are the winter nights and Parachinar peanuts and Pehlwan rewri and Kashmiri chai and quilts and gas heaters and the true (if embellished) tale of the great-grandfather walking home alone at night through the forest, when the siren call of a pichal pairee quickens his pulse and hastens his step yet forces him to take just that one quick look back over his shoulder...

I find it fascinating how monsters reflect the culture of the country they originate in. Western countries, with their materialism and higher standard of living have tangible, physical monsters. Their fear of losing their individualism and the dread of communism gave rise to Zombies. When the sexual revolution came, vampires represented the fear of corruption and loss of innocence. This was also the period when vampires became sexy from just being ugly. Other physical monsters like werewolves (early puberty) also became popular.

And as with everything else in their culture, overcoming the monsters was also in their hands. Bullets could hurt them, you could wield a physical cross or use a stake to kill them. Everything in the realm of this world. You control your destiny if you are brave and motivated enough.

On the other hand, our culture, full of pessimism and a fatalistic mentality created monsters which were intangible and who controlled the destiny of human beings, which made us their playthings and possessed us easily. Women were corrupters and churails took those form to tempt us. Ghosts, jinns, bhoots toyed with us, were everywhere and all powerful. We lived despite them.

And as with Asian cultures, the solution was always with higher beings and not us. You called for God or priests or maulvis who were the only one capable of handling such other worldly beings. And most times human beings suffered at their hands by just being unlucky. A reminder that no matter what you do, you are just the playthings of the larger world.

 

[Indiafan]

A reproductive session has been long overdue.

Get a room. Literally

 

[Nostalgic]

I find it fascinating how monsters reflect the culture of the country they originate in. Western countries, with their materialism and higher standard of living have tangible, physical monsters. Their fear of losing their individualism and the dread of communism gave rise to Zombies. When the sexual revolution came, vampires represented the fear of corruption and loss of innocence. This was also the period when vampires became sexy from just being ugly. Other physical monsters like werewolves (early puberty) also became popular.

And as with everything else in their culture, overcoming the monsters was also in their hands. Bullets could hurt them, you could wield a physical cross or use a stake to kill them. Everything in the realm of this world. You control your destiny if you are brave and motivated enough.

On the other hand, our culture, full of pessimism and a fatalistic mentality created monsters which were intangible and who controlled the destiny of human beings, which made us their playthings and possessed us easily. Women were corrupters and churails took those form to tempt us. Ghosts, jinns, bhoots toyed with us, were everywhere and all powerful. We lived despite them.

And as with Asian cultures, the solution was always with higher beings and not us. You called for God or priests or maulvis who were the only one capable of handling such other worldly beings. And most times human beings suffered at their hands by just being unlucky. A reminder that no matter what you do, you are just the playthings of the larger world.

This is an insightful take on the phenomenon.

From a religious point of view though, Jinn are corporeal, just invisible.

 

[Fallen King]

I find it fascinating how monsters reflect the culture of the country they originate in. Western countries, with their materialism and higher standard of living have tangible, physical monsters. Their fear of losing their individualism and the dread of communism gave rise to Zombies. When the sexual revolution came, vampires represented the fear of corruption and loss of innocence. This was also the period when vampires became sexy from just being ugly. Other physical monsters like werewolves (early puberty) also became popular.

And as with everything else in their culture, overcoming the monsters was also in their hands. Bullets could hurt them, you could wield a physical cross or use a stake to kill them. Everything in the realm of this world. You control your destiny if you are brave and motivated enough.

On the other hand, our culture, full of pessimism and a fatalistic mentality created monsters which were intangible and who controlled the destiny of human beings, which made us their playthings and possessed us easily. Women were corrupters and churails took those form to tempt us. Ghosts, jinns, bhoots toyed with us, were everywhere and all powerful. We lived despite them.

And as with Asian cultures, the solution was always with higher beings and not us. You called for God or priests or maulvis who were the only one capable of handling such other worldly beings. And most times human beings suffered at their hands by just being unlucky. A reminder that no matter what you do, you are just the playthings of the larger world.

Now i know how wife feels about that.

I was reading article the other day. Dracula was killed by Muslim according to article which i am not sure whether this is true or not. The reasons i bring about dracula since there is new movie about dracula coming soon in world-wide theatres now. This movie might be interesting i think.

This is an insightful take on the phenomenon.

From a religious point of view though, Jinn are corporeal, just invisible.

This is actually blessing in disguise. In fact, i covered about Jinn in other thread extensively not long ago. Their being invisible through our naked eyes is the best thing happened to mankind, otherwise, mankind is not strong enough to handle the presence of visible jinns 24 hours a day, that being said, invisible jinns is still present amongst mankind like obsessively crazy - which should give you ideas what that entails [not scary parts, just privacy parts].

 

[Nostalgic]

Now i know how wife feels about that.

I was reading article the other day. Dracula was killed by Muslim according to article which i am not sure whether this is true or not. The reasons i bring about dracula since there is new movie about dracula coming soon in world-wide theatres now. This movie might be interesting i think.



This is actually blessing in disguise. In fact, i covered about Jinn in other thread extensively not long ago. Their being invisible through our naked eyes is the best thing happened to mankind, otherwise, mankind is not strong enough to handle the presence of visible jinns 24 hours a day, that being said, invisible jinns is still present amongst mankind like obsessively crazy - which should give you ideas what that entails [not scary parts, just privacy parts].

The original Count Dracula on whom the legend is based did go out to battle the Turks. I'm not sure if he died fighting them.

About the J-boys, on the rare occasions they are visible to the naked eye, is it a power they have to appear visible when they want to, or something else?

 

[Fallen King]

The original Count Dracula on whom the legend is based did go out to battle the Turks. I'm not sure if he died fighting them.

About the J-boys, on the rare occasions they are visible to the naked eye, is it a power they have to appear visible when they want to, or something else?

They can be visible through our naked eyes. During the ruling of Prophet Suleman (PBUH), he ruled jinns and every origins of jinns and used them to build huge and tall buildings and extracted from resources and more. After his death, Allah sents two Angels to teach people how to use the magic. Before they did, they warned repeatedly that they were sent for trials. Anyone who learn and practice magic from those Angels will find their doors shut to heaven forever. So, both Angels repeatedly warned. At the end, they, most of them, chose magic over Ever-Lasting Heaven.

I am not sure what happened afterward. Allah did us huge favor for giving mankind the greatest gift. Every origins of jinns including Ibliss can see and monitor mankind, but not us, as even if they are walking amongst us, yet we won't be able to see them which is gift for mankind.

Again, that's best information i have acquired so far. What happened after people chose magic over Ever-Lasting Heaven, is only Allah knows best. Sometimes we get information through films filling out the gap somewhere; however, this can be strongly disputed under fictional. So, clearly we have no idea.

Dajjal will be jinn oriented, so we or our future children may see Dajjal, Allahu Alim.

 

[leatherface58]

Zombies are not even the scariest part of a zombie apocalypse. The real danger is always fellow humans who are too busy acting like idiots and don't even reconcile the differences during an apocalypse. Hell if humans worked together, the zombies would be a minor inconvenience but they are not smart enough.

A sign of human arrogance is 'SAVE THE PLANET'. The planet isn't the one that needs saving, it's us humans. This planet will keep going even after we join the dinosaurs.

 

[Indiafan]

All characters are fictitious and any resemblance to anyone living or dead is co-incidental

Pakistani team during a zombie apocalypse

Pakistan team were planning a surprise attack on a group of zombies, planning to eliminate them. Last moment strategies were being discussed.

Misbah - "So, is everyone clear?". Sarfaraz nods his head. Akmal is in his own thoughts, admiring himself in a hand mirror. Irfan blinks in confusion. Misbah, to a group of youngsters surrounded by Afridi - "Guys, what are you doing over there while I am briefing"?

"Nothing captain", says Afridi saluting. "You are our leader and will always remain so, I was just telling this to these new guys". While Misbah's back is turn he winks towards the youngsters who giggle

Misbah - "I will repeat for your benefit. Our front two will launch a direct attack on the zombies. Shehzad, you have the honor of being nominated. and the other one is............" everyone tries to avoid eye contacts. "Sarfaraz, you are brave, you will help Shehzad"

"But captain, I have never led such an attack. Would it not be better to have a more experienced veteran to be in front"?

There was a deadly silence. No one had dared question senior colleagues before. Sarfraz was lucky, in the past the punishment for such defiance of seniors was being quartered and fed to vultures

"Don't worry", reassured Misbah, calm as ever in the face of imagined horror. "We are right behind you. Me and Fawad will come in the middle just behind you. And we have Akmal and Afridi who will club them aggressively right behind us". For some reason Sarfaraz looked far from reassured.

"And you", said he addressing Irfan. "You will throw these rocks at them to support us. Remember, we have always relied on your deadly aim and strength. Blow them away". He paused. Talking of throwing rocks had reminded him of Ajmal. Oh what he wouldn't give to have him by his side now. But Ajmal had not made it. Jealous rivals had waylaid him.

And the attack commenced. With trembling legs Shehzad advanced towards the zombie hordes. Misbah turned towards the youngsters, Amin and Maqsood. "See how nimble in feet he is? He will go far, that boy". But as he spoke, Shehzad was punched senseless by the very first zombie.

Sarfraz advanced warily, looking behind. "Why were those idiots not backing him up", he thought. "Weren't they supposed to have my back?". As the zombies clawed at his face he suddenly dropped on his knees and used his club to sweep two of them off their feet. They landed with a loud thud.

"Bravo", cheered his mates, still securely hidden behind the rock. "This kid will go places, what courage", they exclaimed as Sarfaraz swept his club in a wide arc, sending the zombies scattering in panic. But just then a zombie got hold of his leg and he was dragged screaming into the crowd.

Captain Misbah stood up. In his right hand he wielded a small club. In his left he held his favorite thing, a police riot shield. And he advanced. "Cover me", he told Afridi who was holding the only gun they had. He advanced cautiously into the crowd. The zombies fell on him. He pushed one back with his shield. Then another. Then another. "Use your club captain", screamed his mates. But despite zombies being within striking distance, he gently pushed them away one at a time. The numbers grew, Misbah was outnumbered. "Help me!", he screamed. Afridi's gun cracked. The bullet whizzed past Misbah's head. "Damn", he said and aimed again. The again. "For God's sake someone take that gun away from him", Misbah screamed ignoring the zombies now. He pushed them gently back with his shield. "All is lost", he thought as a zombie dodged his shield and reached for him.............

When suddenly the zombie's toe was crushed by a perfectly thrown rock by Irfan. And another zombie was hit and another. "Good job", he yelled. "But aim for their heads, not the toes". Irfan looked puzzled. "Can I bounce the rocks then?" "Do whatever you have to." A perfectly aimed bouncer hit a zombie between his eye, he fell and then another and another. It looked like the tide was turning. The rock throwers were once again bringing victory to the bravehearts. But senior Afridi could hold not hold himself back any longer. "Here hold this", he gave the gun to Irfan who looked at it, puzzled. Then giving his hair one last flick, Afridi charged into the crowd, taking both zombies and Misbah by surprise. The zombies couldn't believe their luck, it was the first time their food was running directly to them. However, they craved brains most of all and were not very expectant about the end results. Afridi collided with Misbah and both of them disappeared under the zombies. It is said that loud arguing and shifting of blame between them could be heard all the while the zombies were eating them

In a matter of minutes Irfan found himself standing alone, he had blinked and did not even know when the youngsters had been eaten. All that remained of Akmal was a green stain on one zombie's mouth. Irfan took the gun he had but he had no idea how to use it and shot blindly till the bullets were all gone. The zombies surrounded him, licking their lips at the sight of his large head. Then they jumped. And jumped again. in futility, trying to reach his head. After a few leaps and fall, they gave up and left Irfan there bewildered, with no idea what just happened.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] that was fantastic )

Now we just need someone to do one on the Indian team

 

[leatherface58]

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] brilliant )

as the Final guy? Didn't expect that. POTW Stuff!!!

 

[blinding light]

) Brilliantly done [MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]!

 

[dashing_man]

All characters are fictitious and any resemblance to anyone living or dead is co-incidental

Pakistani team during a zombie apocalypse

Pakistan team were planning a surprise attack on a group of zombies, planning to eliminate them. Last moment strategies were being discussed.

Misbah - "So, is everyone clear?". Sarfaraz nods his head. Akmal is in his own thoughts, admiring himself in a hand mirror. Irfan blinks in confusion. Misbah, to a group of youngsters surrounded by Afridi - "Guys, what are you doing over there while I am briefing"?

"Nothing captain", says Afridi saluting. "You are our leader and will always remain so, I was just telling this to these new guys". While Misbah's back is turn he winks towards the youngsters who giggle

Misbah - "I will repeat for your benefit. Our front two will launch a direct attack on the zombies. Shehzad, you have the honor of being nominated. and the other one is............" everyone tries to avoid eye contacts. "Sarfaraz, you are brave, you will help Shehzad"

"But captain, I have never led such an attack. Would it not be better to have a more experienced veteran to be in front"?

There was a deadly silence. No one had dared question senior colleagues before. Sarfraz was lucky, in the past the punishment for such defiance of seniors was being quartered and fed to vultures

"Don't worry", reassured Misbah, calm as ever in the face of imagined horror. "We are right behind you. Me and Fawad will come in the middle just behind you. And we have Akmal and Afridi who will club them aggressively right behind us". For some reason Sarfaraz looked far from reassured.

"And you", said he addressing Irfan. "You will throw these rocks at them to support us. Remember, we have always relied on your deadly aim and strength. Blow them away". He paused. Talking of throwing rocks had reminded him of Ajmal. Oh what he wouldn't give to have him by his side now. But Ajmal had not made it. Jealous rivals had waylaid him.

And the attack commenced. With trembling legs Shehzad advanced towards the zombie hordes. Misbah turned towards the youngsters, Amin and Maqsood. "See how nimble in feet he is? He will go far, that boy". But as he spoke, Shehzad was punched senseless by the very first zombie.

Sarfraz advanced warily, looking behind. "Why were those idiots not backing him up", he thought. "Weren't they supposed to have my back?". As the zombies clawed at his face he suddenly dropped on his knees and used his club to sweep two of them off their feet. They landed with a loud thud.

"Bravo", cheered his mates, still securely hidden behind the rock. "This kid will go places, what courage", they exclaimed as Sarfaraz swept his club in a wide arc, sending the zombies scattering in panic. But just then a zombie got hold of his leg and he was dragged screaming into the crowd.

Captain Misbah stood up. In his right hand he wielded a small club. In his left he held his favorite thing, a police riot shield. And he advanced. "Cover me", he told Afridi who was holding the only gun they had. He advanced cautiously into the crowd. The zombies fell on him. He pushed one back with his shield. Then another. Then another. "Use your club captain", screamed his mates. But despite zombies being within striking distance, he gently pushed them away one at a time. The numbers grew, Misbah was outnumbered. "Help me!", he screamed. Afridi's gun cracked. The bullet whizzed past Misbah's head. "Damn", he said and aimed again. The again. "For God's sake someone take that gun away from him", Misbah screamed ignoring the zombies now. He pushed them gently back with his shield. "All is lost", he thought as a zombie dodged his shield and reached for him.............

When suddenly the zombie's toe was crushed by a perfectly thrown rock by Irfan. And another zombie was hit and another. "Good job", he yelled. "But aim for their heads, not the toes". Irfan looked puzzled. "Can I bounce the rocks then?" "Do whatever you have to." A perfectly aimed bouncer hit a zombie between his eye, he fell and then another and another. It looked like the tide was turning. The rock throwers were once again bringing victory to the bravehearts. But senior Afridi could hold not hold himself back any longer. "Here hold this", he gave the gun to Irfan who looked at it, puzzled. Then giving his hair one last flick, Afridi charged into the crowd, taking both zombies and Misbah by surprise. The zombies couldn't believe their luck, it was the first time their food was running directly to them. However, they craved brains most of all and were not very expectant about the end results. Afridi collided with Misbah and both of them disappeared under the zombies. It is said that loud arguing and shifting of blame between them could be heard all the while the zombies were eating them

In a matter of minutes Irfan found himself standing alone, he had blinked and did not even know when the youngsters had been eaten. All that remained of Akmal was a green stain on one zombie's mouth. Irfan took the gun he had but he had no idea how to use it and shot blindly till the bullets were all gone. The zombies surrounded him, licking their lips at the sight of his large head. Then they jumped. And jumped again. in futility, trying to reach his head. After a few leaps and fall, they gave up and left Irfan there bewildered, with no idea what just happened.

make something about team india

 

[Fallen King]

That's actually brilliant. Once again, you never cease to amaze us. That's what i call real stuff, not like my stuff. [MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]
[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION]

Pakistan cricket is entertaining for a lot of reason. Basically, it materializes itself. It will hard to come up with similar stuff on Indian team. Not impossible though.

Afridi collided with Misbah and both of them disappeared under the zombies. It is said that loud arguing and shifting of blame between them could be heard all the while the zombies were eating them

In a matter of minutes Irfan found himself standing alone, he had blinked and did not even know when the youngsters had been eaten. All that remained of Akmal was a green stain on one zombie's mouth.

[MENTION=56866]Bullet Drive[/MENTION] needs to read this.

 

[dashing_man]

It will hard to come up with similar stuff on Indian team. Not impossible though.

i don't think it would be hard when they have and bhuvi

 

[Fallen King]

i don't think it would be hard when they have and bhuvi

ChennaiIPL team is more entertaining than Indian team. Point taken.

 

[CricketCartoons]

ChennaiIPL team is more entertaining than Indian team. Point taken.

brother MalikMohsin, would love to read you take on Imranistan and dharna package. But beware, the zombies will accuse you of misusing religion.

 

[Indiafan]

Famous last words of the Indian cricket team members

While everyone is running away in Panic

Sachin - "I will just be back after killing my 100th Zombie"

Dhoni - "No, no, Srini asked me to stay here"

Sehwag - "Not the hair, don't touch the hair"

Rohit - "Hey, someone carry me"

Bhuvi Kumar - "No, I can't run fast, have to stick to this straight path"

Suresh Raina - "I was asked to chose between touring South Africa and facing Steyn or these zombies. Give me zombies anytime"

Harbhajan - "I will just slap this zombie"

Ashwin - "Look that zombie is wearing a full sleeve"

Kohli - "Eh zombie teri maa ki...............teri behen ki...................

Gambhir - "I will just stare this zombie in the eyes"

Sreesath breaks into a dance while the zombies watch in horror. No words required

 

[Indiafan]

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[Donal Cozzie]

Sachin and Sehwag )