If there was a zombie apocalypse....

[Varun]

Great effort! Bar this one perhaps:

Gambhir - "I will elbow it and proceed to stare this zombie in the eyes"

 

[dashing_man]

Famous last words of the Indian cricket team members

While everyone is running away in Panic

Sachin - "I will just be back after killing my 100th Zombie"

Dhoni - "No, no, Srini asked me to stay here"

Sehwag - "Not the hair, don't touch the hair"

Rohit - "Hey, someone carry me"

Bhuvi Kumar - "No, I can't run fast, have to stick to this straight path"

Suresh Raina - "I was asked to chose between touring South Africa and facing Steyn or these zombies. Give me zombies anytime"

Harbhajan - "I will just slap this zombie"

Ashwin - "Look that zombie is wearing a full sleeve"

Kohli - "Eh zombie teri maa ki...............teri behen ki...................

Gambhir - "I will just stare this zombie in the eyes"

Sreesath breaks into a dance while the zombies watch in horror. No words required

after seeing all these Horrific sights, the zombies start eating the indian players.

Tendulkar: should have stayed in School and become a scientist so that I could make a cure for my height - then the zombie starts eating srt from the feet but leaving his head alone for some reason. Reports claim that this was Sachin last expression

Ashwin: "I should have never come back from extinction when i left after Afridi's last six...." - Ashwin starts is machine So the zombies agree to give him a chance to choose btw fighting them with his friends or running away to extinction with his tail (if available) btw his legs. Ashwin as he has said he's the Fernando Torres of team india bravely runs away but somehow drops his tail

Kohli: As he called the zombie's maa and bahen. So the zombie lets his maa bahen to come and finish the kid. Suddenly kohli's form returns and a large group of baboons (including [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]) comes to his aid and save their handsome King leaving Anushka a scapegoat

Raina: hides behind is bhanja who has been tweeting all these years from Raina's mobile. Seeing this, the zombies infects the bhanja, then the bhanja converts and is allowed to eat uncle Raina alone

Gambhir, Rohit, Sehwag and Bhuvi: They all faint when the zombies take one more step towards them. The zombies start eating them one by one and when they are about to finish Sehwag, these legendary words comes out of his mouth "Now I know why my son didn't want to become like me"

Harbajan and Sreesanth: Sreesanth is still dancing as the zombies starts enjoying him and throw money on him. Meanwhile bhajji have just slapped a zombie. after seeing this, Sreesanth memory of the best moment of his life flashes in his eyes. ****** of Sreesanth with his dancing wins the heart of all the zombies and is elected as their leader. He then unleashes every single zombie on bhajji and calls for celebration all around.............but there is still one left

Dhoni: The only one remaining is scared as hell. But captain cool gently smiles back at them . Being fed up with his sweet smile, the zombies rage towards dhoni but as they are inches away from dhoni parts Commando comes from no where and starts a mayhem on the zombies....Sreesanth seeing this and proving again how much of a brave human he remembers the time when started to come down the wicket to check the pitc. So Sreesanth wetting his dhootiii

Commando takes Dhoni hand and they both fly away on a jetpack. Being dhoni's no.1 fan, Commando offers his daughter's hand to dhoni which he accepts and they all live happily ever after!

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] [MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] [MENTION=10992]MalikMohsin[/MENTION] [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] [MENTION=133135]kaayal[/MENTION] [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION]
[MENTION=56866]Bullet Drive[/MENTION]

 

[London_Lahori]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] foresaw the Ebola virus

#illuminate

 

[DeadlyVenom]

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] post about Pakistani team vs Zombies deserves POTW and recognition on the front page.

Excellent work!
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] make it happen.

 

[Indiafan]

after seeing all these Horrific sights, the zombies start eating the indian players.

Tendulkar: should have stayed in School and become a scientist so that I could make a cure for my height - then the zombie starts eating srt from the feet but leaving his head alone for some reason. Reports claim that this was Sachin last expression

Ashwin: "I should have never come back from extinction when i left after Afridi's last six...." - Ashwin starts is machine So the zombies agree to give him a chance to choose btw fighting them with his friends or running away to extinction with his tail (if available) btw his legs. Ashwin as he has said he's the Fernando Torres of team india bravely runs away but somehow drops his tail

Kohli: As he called the zombie's maa and bahen. So the zombie lets his maa bahen to come and finish the kid. Suddenly kohli's form returns and a large group of baboons (including [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]) comes to his aid and save their handsome King leaving Anushka a scapegoat

Raina: hides behind is bhanja who has been tweeting all these years from Raina's mobile. Seeing this, the zombies infects the bhanja, then the bhanja converts and is allowed to eat uncle Raina alone

Gambhir, Rohit, Sehwag and Bhuvi: They all faint when the zombies take one more step towards them. The zombies start eating them one by one and when they are about to finish Sehwag, these legendary words comes out of his mouth "Now I know why my son didn't want to become like me"

Harbajan and Sreesanth: Sreesanth is still dancing as the zombies starts enjoying him and throw money on him. Meanwhile bhajji have just slapped a zombie. after seeing this, Sreesanth memory of the best moment of his life flashes in his eyes. ****** of Sreesanth with his dancing wins the heart of all the zombies and is elected as their leader. He then unleashes every single zombie on bhajji and calls for celebration all around.............but there is still one left

Dhoni: The only one remaining is scared as hell. But captain cool gently smiles back at them . Being fed up with his sweet smile, the zombies rage towards dhoni but as they are inches away from dhoni parts Commando comes from no where and starts a mayhem on the zombies....Sreesanth seeing this and proving again how much of a brave human he remembers the time when started to come down the wicket to check the pitc. So Sreesanth wetting his dhootiii

Commando takes Dhoni hand and they both fly away on a jetpack. Being dhoni's no.1 fan, Commando offers his daughter's hand to dhoni which he accepts and they all live happily ever after!


[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] [MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION] [MENTION=10992]MalikMohsin[/MENTION] [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] [MENTION=133135]kaayal[/MENTION] [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION]

[MENTION=56866]Bullet Drive[/MENTION]

Ha, ha, ha, this is much better than mine

 

[Fallen King]

after seeing all these Horrific sights, the zombies start eating the indian players.

Tendulkar: should have stayed in School and become a scientist so that I could make a cure for my height - then the zombie starts eating srt from the feet but leaving his head alone for some reason. Reports claim that this was Sachin last expression

Ashwin: "I should have never come back from extinction when i left after Afridi's last six...." - Ashwin starts is machine So the zombies agree to give him a chance to choose btw fighting them with his friends or running away to extinction with his tail (if available) btw his legs. Ashwin as he has said he's the Fernando Torres of team india bravely runs away but somehow drops his tail

Kohli: As he called the zombie's maa and bahen. So the zombie lets his maa bahen to come and finish the kid. Suddenly kohli's form returns and a large group of baboons (including [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]) comes to his aid and save their handsome King leaving Anushka a scapegoat

Raina: hides behind is bhanja who has been tweeting all these years from Raina's mobile. Seeing this, the zombies infects the bhanja, then the bhanja converts and is allowed to eat uncle Raina alone

Gambhir, Rohit, Sehwag and Bhuvi: They all faint when the zombies take one more step towards them. The zombies start eating them one by one and when they are about to finish Sehwag, these legendary words comes out of his mouth "Now I know why my son didn't want to become like me"

Harbajan and Sreesanth: Sreesanth is still dancing as the zombies starts enjoying him and throw money on him. Meanwhile bhajji have just slapped a zombie. after seeing this, Sreesanth memory of the best moment of his life flashes in his eyes. ****** of Sreesanth with his dancing wins the heart of all the zombies and is elected as their leader. He then unleashes every single zombie on bhajji and calls for celebration all around.............but there is still one left

Dhoni: The only one remaining is scared as hell. But captain cool gently smiles back at them . Being fed up with his sweet smile, the zombies rage towards dhoni but as they are inches away from dhoni parts Commando comes from no where and starts a mayhem on the zombies....Sreesanth seeing this and proving again how much of a brave human he remembers the time when started to come down the wicket to check the pitc. So Sreesanth wetting his dhootiii

Commando takes Dhoni hand and they both fly away on a jetpack. Being dhoni's no.1 fan, Commando offers his daughter's hand to dhoni which he accepts and they all live happily ever after!

Those highlighted ones cracked me hard. But on Sachin, sharapava story could have been added to make it more hilarious.

Thank for the dharna-theme idea. This will come naturally. Imranistaner, be prepare for the storm.

 

[dashing_man]

Those highlighted ones cracked me hard. But on Sachin, sharapava story could have been added to make it more hilarious.

Thank for the dharna-theme idea. This will come naturally. Imranistaner, be prepare for the storm.

i was thinking of putting sharapova there but she's mine

 

[Donal Cozzie]

*On a cold dark windy night, the last surviving remnants of PakPassion were huddled together in an abandoned shack. Outside the zombies were gathering and they were discussing what to do*

*PP members sit around a camp fire, becoming increasingly desperate*

Me: OK guys we're on a tough spot, what do we do.

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]: I think we need to split up. The zombies are way too large in number for us to take them on. If we dont split up then....

Everyone: Then what???

Indiafan: Then we'll need someone to take one for the team and sacrifice themselves so the rest can escape.

*what should be a lengthy debate lasts only seconds*

Everyone: [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] nice knowing you but looks like your time is up

Mamoon: What?? How dare you! I wont ever die until me and AH consecrate our love and Umar Amin hits a hundred

[MENTION=137288]Alchemy[/MENTION]: Mamoon just shut up. We're all sick of you

*alchemy is high fived by everyone*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]: Mamoon didnt you say on your intro thread that you'd like your life to have meaning and affect millions of lives?? Nows your chance you charsi dumba. Now were you genuine or was it another one of your garbage posts??

Mamoon: what do you think??

Everyone:

Me: Alright guys any other ide

*is distracted by sounds in the corner

Me: [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION]?? [MENTION=9053]Poison[/MENTION]?? For gods sake nows not the time for romance get in here and think of a plan!!

Saqs and Poison: Sorry DC, but we just couldnt resist.

Me: Just shut up and sit down!

*they sit down*

Me: Alright any one else??

@sensible-indian fan: Well we could analyse the situation, assess our options and select the one that maximises our survival chan

[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION]: ANYONE READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!!

*Dashing_man is beaten to death*

*zombies start breaking down windows as a result, and Mamoon is grabbed*

Mamoon: Oh god help me! I'm too smart to die!

*@96notout advances to help Mamoon*

[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] holds her back*

Silly Point:Are you mad woman!! This is a gift from god. Please take Mamoon please!!

*Mamoon is dragged out and eaten*

Everyone: At lease we can die happy!!

*several minutes pass*

Me: OK someone help me! I dont feel like dying tonight.

* [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] starts talking but is ignored because no one listens to kids*

[MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION]: I can give us last minute acting classes! Here watch my zombie impersonation!

*Munna stands up and is immediately dragged out through a broken window because the funny guy never survives*

[MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION]: I could file a class action lawsuit against the zombies. Us lawyers drag cases out for as long as possible to maximise wages so it should give us plenty of time to escape

*The zombies break down the walls and begin advancing on the group. Everyone scatters into the horde in a last ditch attempt to survive*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] was running through the crowd and suddenly thought to herself "OMG i just thought of the best response to my lecturers ignorance!! But then, what is ignorance if not a fundamental part of the political and social fabric of the world??"

By the time she came to her senses half her body was already gone.
[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] made it through most of the horde, but couldnt resist the urge to kick Mamoons corpse and was promptly eaten

[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] didnt even notice what was happening, as he was too busy wondering what the Cartoon Networks schedule for the next week was.

[MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] spotted a zombified Aliia Bhatt, and was transfixed by her. The zombies advanced on him, but upon closer inspection discovered he had no brain to eat, so they let him be...

[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] was running frantically through the horde when he heard a "Heyr" noise from a zombie.

He stopped in his tracks, "excuse me mr zombie but do you by any chance speak Icelandic?? I ask because as a seasoned scholar myself I often wonder about the complexity of global langua OH GOD NO!!" *is bitten*

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] was busy telling [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] about the time he visited his pregnant neghbours house.

"So I visited this neighbour of mine, who makes a fantastic stew casserole by the way, and I accidentally asked her when the next one was due. I was talking about the casserole, not the next pregnancy. She. alas. looked on the funny side of things and I was only slapped once. As my brother would say "Rawal bhai you have a way with words". He is sadly correct

The zombies made casserole out of him as an ironic twist.

London_Lahori became leader of the zombies as even zombies recognize the lack of soul it takes to be a lawyer.

96notout was busy wondering about how her friend in a different school has waayyyy more facebook likes than her, and was wondering if she really belonged with zombies. She didnt last long.

[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] made it half way through the seemingly endless horde when he spotted Alchemy sporting a trendy new haircut. Nostalgic grabbed Alchemy and lectured him about how in his time a bowl cut was all on offer, and how lucky he should consider himself not to believe in jinns. They didnt make it

Indiafan and SIF pretended to be zombies by reading out posts calling for Afridi to be Test captain. The zombies were staggered by this idiocy that they made them both hawaiian skirts and escorted them to safety.

As for me, I quickly drank a bottle of vodka and emerged unscathed as my drunkenness was mistaken for undead behaviour. The following morning however I was in such head pain that I wished I'd died.

Next time on PP "The Undead Chronicles"

Sensible-indian-Fan: "I cant take this any more! So much stupidty! No common sense! I'm out guys. Game over man! Game over!!

*Indiafan grabs SIF and slaps him*

Indiafan: "Get a hold of yourself kid!! Snap out of it!!"

[MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION]: Notice how SIF refers to the zombies as "them". Clearly a racist..

SIF: I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!!!

*Runs to exit*

*Is pushed over by mysterious hooded man in black*

Will SIF survive??

Will Indiafans 7 POTW's save him from the undead??

Will [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] emerge in the future??!!

Who will survive!! Who will die!!

Find out next week, on PP "The Undead Chronicles..."

 

[Alchemy]

*On a cold dark windy night, the last surviving remnants of PakPassion were huddled together in an abandoned shack. Outside the zombies were gathering and they were discussing what to do*

*PP members sit around a camp fire, becoming increasingly desperate*

Me: OK guys we're on a tough spot, what do we do.

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]: I think we need to split up. The zombies are way too large in number for us to take them on. If we dont split up then....

Everyone: Then what???

Indiafan: Then we'll need someone to take one for the team and sacrifice themselves so the rest can escape.

*what should be a lengthy debate lasts only seconds*

Everyone: [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] nice knowing you but looks like your time is up

Mamoon: What?? How dare you! I wont ever die until me and AH consecrate our love and Umar Amin hits a hundred

[MENTION=137288]Alchemy[/MENTION]: Mamoon just shut up. We're all sick of you

*alchemy is high fived by everyone*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]: Mamoon didnt you say on your intro thread that you'd like your life to have meaning and affect millions of lives?? Nows your chance you charsi dumba. Now were you genuine or was it another one of your garbage posts??

Mamoon: what do you think??

Everyone:

Me: Alright guys any other ide

*is distracted by sounds in the corner

Me: [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION]?? [MENTION=9053]Poison[/MENTION]?? For gods sake nows not the time for romance get in here and think of a plan!!

Saqs and Poison: Sorry DC, but we just couldnt resist.

Me: Just shut up and sit down!

*they sit down*

Me: Alright any one else??

@sensible-indian fan: Well we could analyse the situation, assess our options and select the one that maximises our survival chan

[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION]: ANYONE READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!!

*Dashing_man is beaten to death*

*zombies start breaking down windows as a result, and Mamoon is grabbed*

Mamoon: Oh god help me! I'm too smart to die!

*@96notout advances to help Mamoon*

[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] holds her back*

Silly Point:Are you mad woman!! This is a gift from god. Please take Mamoon please!!

*Mamoon is dragged out and eaten*

Everyone: At lease we can die happy!!

*several minutes pass*

Me: OK someone help me! I dont feel like dying tonight.

* [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] starts talking but is ignored because no one listens to kids*

[MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION]: I can give us last minute acting classes! Here watch my zombie impersonation!

*Munna stands up and is immediately dragged out through a broken window because the funny guy never survives*

[MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION]: I could file a class action lawsuit against the zombies. Us lawyers drag cases out for as long as possible to maximise wages so it should give us plenty of time to escape

*The zombies break down the walls and begin advancing on the group. Everyone scatters into the horde in a last ditch attempt to survive*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] was running through the crowd and suddenly thought to herself "OMG i just thought of the best response to my lecturers ignorance!! But then, what is ignorance if not a fundamental part of the political and social fabric of the world??"

By the time she came to her senses half her body was already gone.
[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] made it through most of the horde, but couldnt resist the urge to kick Mamoons corpse and was promptly eaten

[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] didnt even notice what was happening, as he was too busy wondering what the Cartoon Networks schedule for the next week was.

[MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] spotted a zombified Aliia Bhatt, and was transfixed by her. The zombies advanced on him, but upon closer inspection discovered he had no brain to eat, so they let him be...

[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] was running frantically through the horde when he heard a "Heyr" noise from a zombie.

He stopped in his tracks, "excuse me mr zombie but do you by any chance speak Icelandic?? I ask because as a seasoned scholar myself I often wonder about the complexity of global langua OH GOD NO!!" *is bitten*

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] was busy telling [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] about the time he visited his pregnant neghbours house.

"So I visited this neighbour of mine, who makes a fantastic stew casserole by the way, and I accidentally asked her when the next one was due. I was talking about the casserole, not the next pregnancy. She. alas. looked on the funny side of things and I was only slapped once. As my brother would say "Rawal bhai you have a way with words". He is sadly correct

The zombies made casserole out of him as an ironic twist.

London_Lahori became leader of the zombies as even zombies recognize the lack of soul it takes to be a lawyer.

96notout was busy wondering about how her friend in a different school has waayyyy more facebook likes than her, and was wondering if she really belonged with zombies. She didnt last long.

[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] made it half way through the seemingly endless horde when he spotted Alchemy sporting a trendy new haircut. Nostalgic grabbed Alchemy and lectured him about how in his time a bowl cut was all on offer, and how lucky he should consider himself not to believe in jinns. They didnt make it

Indiafan and SIF pretended to be zombies by reading out posts calling for Afridi to be Test captain. The zombies were staggered by this idiocy that they made them both hawaiian skirts and escorted them to safety.

As for me, I quickly drank a bottle of vodka and emerged unscathed as my drunkenness was mistaken for undead behaviour. The following morning however I was in such head pain that I wished I'd died.

Next time on PP "The Undead Chronicles"

Sensible-indian-Fan: "I cant take this any more! So much stupidty! No common sense! I'm out guys. Game over man! Game over!!

*Indiafan grabs SIF and slaps him*

Indiafan: "Get a hold of yourself kid!! Snap out of it!!"

[MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION]: Notice how SIF refers to the zombies as "them". Clearly a racist..

SIF: I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!!!

*Runs to exit*

*Is pushed over by mysterious hooded man in black*

Will SIF survive??

Will Indiafans 7 POTW's save him from the undead??

Will [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] emerge in the future??!!

Who will survive!! Who will die!!

Find out next week, on PP "The Undead Chronicles..."

The best post on PP i have ever read so far. Amazing stuff Donal. You had me in stiches. )

Also, i feel you have seen my twitter account, is that so?

Dammit [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] you could have believed in the under-cut. We would have been saved.

 

[London_Lahori]

Absolute gold! POTW for Donal
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]

 

[London_Lahori]

Dashing man is beaten to death ) )

 

[London_Lahori]

London_Lahori became leader of the zombies as even zombies recognize the lack of soul it takes to be a lawyer.

* [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] starts talking but is ignored because no one listens to kids*
[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] didnt even notice what was happening, as he was too busy wondering what the Cartoon Networks schedule for the next week was.
[MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] spotted a zombified Aliia Bhatt, and was transfixed by her. The zombies advanced on him, but upon closer inspection discovered he had no brain to eat, so they let him be...
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] was busy telling [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] about the time he visited his pregnant neghbours house.

96notout was busy wondering about how her friend in a different school has waayyyy more facebook likes than her,

Had me on the floor

 

[blinding light]

MY DEAR GOD!! ) ) )
[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION] and [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] - you guys are brilliant! )

 

[leatherface58]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] )

Although I hope I pop up in the next episode and last beyond that. Considering my horror expertise, I should atleast make it to 2 episodes.

 

[dashing_man]

ANYONE READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!!

*Dashing_man is beaten to death*

Dashing man is beaten to death ) )

Donnie you could have made me do this to Mamoon first

Spoiler

 

[DHONI183]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] You rock, sir! I am speechless! Wow))!!!!

London_Lahori became leader of the zombies as even zombies recognize the lack of soul it takes to be a lawyer.

* [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] starts talking but is ignored because no one listens to kids*
[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] didnt even notice what was happening, as he was too busy wondering what the Cartoon Networks schedule for the next week was.
[MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] spotted a zombified Aliia Bhatt, and was transfixed by her. The zombies advanced on him, but upon closer inspection discovered he had no brain to eat, so they let him be...
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] was busy telling [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] about the time he visited his pregnant neghbours house.

96notout was busy wondering about how her friend in a different school has waayyyy more facebook likes than her,

Had me on the floor

Me too! Easily the best parts from his amazing write-up! As for the bit about me, I think that originated from this post.....

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?119566-Awkward-moments&p=7143810#post7143810

But true, such things do happen with me.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]:- Legend! )

I can't pick anything out as my favourite as the whole post was brilliant.

I loved the [MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] part.

 

[Firebreaker]

What about yourself [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]? They would have shown you the highlights of 13.5 overs match and you would have died there

 

[Saqs]

*On a cold dark windy night, the last surviving remnants of PakPassion were huddled together in an abandoned shack. Outside the zombies were gathering and they were discussing what to do*

*PP members sit around a camp fire, becoming increasingly desperate*

Me: OK guys we're on a tough spot, what do we do.

[MENTION=3327]Indiafan[/MENTION]: I think we need to split up. The zombies are way too large in number for us to take them on. If we dont split up then....

Everyone: Then what???

Indiafan: Then we'll need someone to take one for the team and sacrifice themselves so the rest can escape.

*what should be a lengthy debate lasts only seconds*

Everyone: [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] nice knowing you but looks like your time is up

Mamoon: What?? How dare you! I wont ever die until me and AH consecrate our love and Umar Amin hits a hundred

[MENTION=137288]Alchemy[/MENTION]: Mamoon just shut up. We're all sick of you

*alchemy is high fived by everyone*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION]: Mamoon didnt you say on your intro thread that you'd like your life to have meaning and affect millions of lives?? Nows your chance you charsi dumba. Now were you genuine or was it another one of your garbage posts??

Mamoon: what do you think??

Everyone:

Me: Alright guys any other ide

*is distracted by sounds in the corner

Me: [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION]?? [MENTION=9053]Poison[/MENTION]?? For gods sake nows not the time for romance get in here and think of a plan!!

Saqs and Poison: Sorry DC, but we just couldnt resist.

Me: Just shut up and sit down!

*they sit down*

Me: Alright any one else??

@sensible-indian fan: Well we could analyse the situation, assess our options and select the one that maximises our survival chan

[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION]: ANYONE READY TO RUMMMBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!!

*Dashing_man is beaten to death*

*zombies start breaking down windows as a result, and Mamoon is grabbed*

Mamoon: Oh god help me! I'm too smart to die!

*@96notout advances to help Mamoon*

[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] holds her back*

Silly Point:Are you mad woman!! This is a gift from god. Please take Mamoon please!!

*Mamoon is dragged out and eaten*

Everyone: At lease we can die happy!!

*several minutes pass*

Me: OK someone help me! I dont feel like dying tonight.

* [MENTION=100918]Square Drive[/MENTION] starts talking but is ignored because no one listens to kids*

[MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION]: I can give us last minute acting classes! Here watch my zombie impersonation!

*Munna stands up and is immediately dragged out through a broken window because the funny guy never survives*

[MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION]: I could file a class action lawsuit against the zombies. Us lawyers drag cases out for as long as possible to maximise wages so it should give us plenty of time to escape

*The zombies break down the walls and begin advancing on the group. Everyone scatters into the horde in a last ditch attempt to survive*

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] was running through the crowd and suddenly thought to herself "OMG i just thought of the best response to my lecturers ignorance!! But then, what is ignorance if not a fundamental part of the political and social fabric of the world??"

By the time she came to her senses half her body was already gone.
[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] made it through most of the horde, but couldnt resist the urge to kick Mamoons corpse and was promptly eaten

[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] didnt even notice what was happening, as he was too busy wondering what the Cartoon Networks schedule for the next week was.

[MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] spotted a zombified Aliia Bhatt, and was transfixed by her. The zombies advanced on him, but upon closer inspection discovered he had no brain to eat, so they let him be...

[MENTION=132752]endymion248[/MENTION] was running frantically through the horde when he heard a "Heyr" noise from a zombie.

He stopped in his tracks, "excuse me mr zombie but do you by any chance speak Icelandic?? I ask because as a seasoned scholar myself I often wonder about the complexity of global langua OH GOD NO!!" *is bitten*

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] was busy telling [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] about the time he visited his pregnant neghbours house.

"So I visited this neighbour of mine, who makes a fantastic stew casserole by the way, and I accidentally asked her when the next one was due. I was talking about the casserole, not the next pregnancy. She. alas. looked on the funny side of things and I was only slapped once. As my brother would say "Rawal bhai you have a way with words". He is sadly correct

The zombies made casserole out of him as an ironic twist.

London_Lahori became leader of the zombies as even zombies recognize the lack of soul it takes to be a lawyer.

96notout was busy wondering about how her friend in a different school has waayyyy more facebook likes than her, and was wondering if she really belonged with zombies. She didnt last long.

[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] made it half way through the seemingly endless horde when he spotted Alchemy sporting a trendy new haircut. Nostalgic grabbed Alchemy and lectured him about how in his time a bowl cut was all on offer, and how lucky he should consider himself not to believe in jinns. They didnt make it

Indiafan and SIF pretended to be zombies by reading out posts calling for Afridi to be Test captain. The zombies were staggered by this idiocy that they made them both hawaiian skirts and escorted them to safety.

As for me, I quickly drank a bottle of vodka and emerged unscathed as my drunkenness was mistaken for undead behaviour. The following morning however I was in such head pain that I wished I'd died.

Next time on PP "The Undead Chronicles"

Sensible-indian-Fan: "I cant take this any more! So much stupidty! No common sense! I'm out guys. Game over man! Game over!!

*Indiafan grabs SIF and slaps him*

Indiafan: "Get a hold of yourself kid!! Snap out of it!!"

[MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION]: Notice how SIF refers to the zombies as "them". Clearly a racist..

SIF: I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE!!!

*Runs to exit*

*Is pushed over by mysterious hooded man in black*

Will SIF survive??

Will Indiafans 7 POTW's save him from the undead??

Will [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] emerge in the future??!!

Who will survive!! Who will die!!

Find out next week, on PP "The Undead Chronicles..."

You have levelled some grave accusations herein.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

The best post on PP i have ever read so far. Amazing stuff Donal. You had me in stiches.

Also, i feel you have seen my twitter account, is that so?

Dammit [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] you could have believed in the under-cut. We would have been saved.

Nah I dont follow twitter lol

Absolute gold! POTW for Donal
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]

MY DEAR GOD!!
[MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION] and [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] - you guys are brilliant! )

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] )

Although I hope I pop up in the next episode and last beyond that. Considering my horror expertise, I should atleast make it to 2 episodes.

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] You rock, sir! I am speechless! Wow



Me too! Easily the best parts from his amazing write-up! As for the bit about me, I think that originated from this post.....

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?119566-Awkward-moments&p=7143810#post7143810

But true, such things do happen with me.

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]:- Legend!

I can't pick anything out as my favourite as the whole post was brilliant.

I loved the [MENTION=137262]Firebreaker[/MENTION] part.

Aww thanks guys. I just started typing and then one thing led to another )

You have levelled some grave accusations herein.

Its not an accusation if there is proof

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/s...pics-of-yourself-thread&p=6824947#post6824947

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/s...pics-of-yourself-thread&p=6824979#post6824979

EDIT: Just noticed I never tagged [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] in the OP lol

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]

Nicely written. Hilarious.

Thank you for not killing me in the first part.

 

[endymion248]

I used to think that, in a zombie apocalypse, I would treat [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] as if he was Clementine from the Walking Dead game. However, after he decided to kill me in such a cruel fashion in the first episode, [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] is the new Clementine while Donal Cozzie is now Coarl from the Walking Dead show, an obnoxious little brat that I will kill the first occasion I get.

[MENTION=135846]Silly Point[/MENTION] made it through most of the horde, but couldnt resist the urge to kick Mamoons corpse and was promptly eaten

My favourite part. Legendary.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I used to think that, in a zombie apocalypse, I would treat [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] as if he was Clementine from the Walking Dead game. However, after he decided to kill me in such a cruel fashion in the first episode, [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] is the new Clementine while Donal Cozzie is now Coarl from the Walking Dead show, an obnoxious little brat that I will kill the first occasion I get.



My favourite part. Legendary.

Haha who knows?? Maybe the next episode will have some surprises.

I must be the only person on Earth who actually liked Ben. Season 2 had such a great ending though. Cant wait till Lily reappears

 

[dashing_man]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]

will Mamoon return?

 

[blinding light]

I used to think that, in a zombie apocalypse, I would treat [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] as if he was Clementine from the Walking Dead game. However, after he decided to kill me in such a cruel fashion in the first episode, [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] is the new Clementine while Donal Cozzie is now Coarl from the Walking Dead show, an obnoxious little brat that I will kill the first occasion I get.



My favourite part. Legendary.

Now you're going to tell me who or what Clementine is

 

[endymion248]

Haha who knows?? Maybe the next episode will have some surprises.

Endy will remember that.

Now you're going to tell me who or what Clementine is

She's a little girl in a zombie game that you have to protect throughout the story and most people feel very protective of her by the end of the game.

 

[shaz619]

great stuff [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]

that [MENTION=137419]dashing_man[/MENTION] bit had me in stitches ) )

 

[blinding light]

Endy will remember that.



She's a little girl in a zombie game that you have to protect throughout the story and most people feel very protective of her by the end of the game.

I'm not a little girl, endy

 

[endymion248]

I'm not a little girl, endy

Have you ever punched someone?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] hasnt played/watched a walkthrough of Telltales The Walking Dead

BL, until this gross error is rectified I will ignore you

 

[blinding light]

Have you ever punched someone?

 

[blinding light]

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] hasnt played/watched a walkthrough of Telltales The Walking Dead



BL, until this gross error is rectified I will ignore you

I've played a little, but not enough to have the entire cast memorised

 

[saadibaba]

The Zombie Chronicles - Part I

It was an unusually quiet night. I was lying in bed lost in my thoughts. The zombie apocalypse have wiped out almost the entire human population. Only a handful of communities have managed to survive. This little enclave called PakPassion was one of the few lucky ones to have withstand the zombie onslaught, some would say out of pure luck, others believed there was something more sinister behind it. There had been fleeting rumors before of members of the community being infected by the zombie virus but they all had so far turned out to be false. But lately, some members of the community have started to act in a very strange almost bizarre way. By anonymous vote I was given the task to get to the bottom of it. Being the oldest member of this community I knew it was coming. They had no use of me anymore. It was pure evolution, the survival of the fittest and I was the weakest of them all. But I knew I had to do it. If not for myself than for my community which I have been a part of for this long through the thick and thin.

I lay on my bed in the pitch-black room. The darkness in the room looked back at me, immense, blind, devoid of limits. The gloom outside was unlit by any stars. I could hear my heart beating very far away. I felt like my whole body was shrinking with fear, while the unseen horizons, the emptiness, drawing back and swelling, was making me its center. I clenched my fists and tried to hide my face in them. My fingers passed all the way through. I felt like shouting. The fear had completely taken over me. I knew I had to get to the bottom of it before I die in horror. My breathing grew faster. I could feel the sweat that had broken out on my forehead. I finally gathered enough strength to get up and leave the room. The corridor was rather dimly lit by fluorescent lights on the ceiling. I passed two doors and came to the one that bore the name "Time Pass".

For a long time I stood in front of it. The whole house was filled with silence. I took hold of the door handle. The truth was, I really didn’t want to go in. The handle moved downwards, the door cracked. I quickly went inside and closed the door behind me, quietly and firmly. Then I turned around. What I saw was enough to make my bones shiver. The whole room was full of zombies. Humans in form but devoid of any soul. Their eyes as empty as barren deserts. Their mutilated bodies stinking of rotting flesh. Their tongues sticking out like hungry hyenas. They were having some debate about toilets and patriotism. I tried to listen but couldn't understand. One side was arguing about how providing toilets to the poor can end war, others said toilets were a British tool of imperialism and an infringement on the basic right of a human to defecate anywhere he wants. The argument was so loud that they couldn't hear me enter the room. I held my breath and started counting their numbers. It will take a lot of ammo to wipe them all out. I finished my count and quietly got out of the room.

It was time for drastic measures. I had to report to the leadership council. Will they even believe me or take me for a rambling old fool who has finally lost all his marbles. I hurriedly got back to my room. I opened the cupboard and quickly grabbed the bottle of wine I had been saving for sometime and poured myself a glass full. I will have to think it over. It will not be easy to convince the leadership council members. I still had a few friends left in this place, [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION], [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION] and [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]. I will have to tell them first. Time was running out fast.

(To be continued......)

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

There are a couple of people on PP would probably end up like this guy

 

[DHONI183]

Aww thanks guys. I just started typing and then one thing led to another )

I forgot to highlight how I absolutely loved the part where [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION] accuses [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] of being a racist for using the word "them". Pure gem)!

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I forgot to highlight how I absolutely loved the part where [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION] accuses [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] of being a racist for using the word "them". Pure gem)!

I have noticed he does that often. For example, the other day, he was telling someone to not use the word "IDPs".

 

[endymion248]

...

You just need to meet Mamoon IRL, rest will organically follow.

 

[blinding light]

You just need to meet Mamoon IRL, rest will organically follow.

Can't wait

 

[Mamoon]

Cannibalism in such a situation is definitely a very good idea.

 

[Mamoon]

Why? do I have a punchable face?

 

[DHONI183]

I have noticed he does that often. For example, the other day, he was telling someone to not use the word "IDPs".

Hahahaha! If I am not wrong, I think that [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION] accused even Aamir Liaquat Hussain of discriminatory treatment of mangoes, or something like that).

 

[Silly Point]

OMG [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] best post ever. POTW )

This is laugh out loud funny ) ) This really represents all the posters well.

My favorite parts:

Indiafan: Then we'll need someone to take one for the team and sacrifice themselves so the rest can escape.

*what should be a lengthy debate lasts only seconds*

Everyone: @Mamoon nice knowing you but looks like your time is up

Mamoon: What?? How dare you! I wont ever die until me and AH consecrate our love and Umar Amin hits a hundred

@Alchemy: Mamoon just shut up. We're all sick of you

*alchemy is high fived by everyone*

@blinding light: Mamoon didnt you say on your intro thread that you'd like your life to have meaning and affect millions of lives?? Nows your chance you charsi dumba. Now were you genuine or was it another one of your garbage posts??

Mamoon: what do you think??

Everyone:

) )

*zombies start breaking down windows as a result, and Mamoon is grabbed*

Mamoon: Oh god help me! I'm too smart to die!

*@96notout advances to help Mamoon*

@Silly Point holds her back*

Silly Point:Are you mad woman!! This is a gift from god. Please take Mamoon please!!

*Mamoon is dragged out and eaten*

) Obviously this Silly Point is the most level headed character in this show. )

@Silly Point made it through most of the horde, but couldnt resist the urge to kick Mamoons corpse and was promptly eaten

) That's so me. ) Worth it, totally worth it. )

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Hahahaha! If I am not wrong, I think that [MENTION=136588]CricketCartoons[/MENTION] accused even Aamir Liaquat Hussain of discriminatory treatment of mangoes, or something like that).

)

This is hilarious!

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION]:- I read that post again; too good! )

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]:- He deserves a POTW award. No rigging.

 

[saadibaba]

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]:- He deserves a POTW award. No rigging.

He sure does. Superb observations.

 

[blinding light]

Why? do I have a punchable face?

Only one way to find out *cracks knuckles*

 

[Alchemy]

I predict a shazzy bear assault on the zombies in the next episode with the final battle between Leather and Shazzy before Lahori is hanged from a tree. Batman V Superman stuff.
[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION]

 

[Indiafan]

Somehow most people want Mamoon to die a hoorible death

 

[London_Lahori]

Is there any chance we can offer Mamoon to the zombies as a peace offering? Almost to show them that we can live side by side?

Leathers is a zombie btw.

 

[shaz619]

I predict a shazzy bear assault on the zombies in the next episode with the final battle between Leather and Shazzy before Lahori is hanged from a tree. Batman V Superman stuff.
[MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=95766]leatherface58[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION]

I would turn the whole thing into a epic romantic blue movie with the zombies

 

[shaz619]

Somehow most people want Mamoon to die a hoorible death

I pray 5 times a day for it, Mamoon is only alive because he is able to express himself on PP imagine he did in real life )

 

[shaz619]

Is there any chance we can offer Mamoon to the zombies as a peace offering? Almost to show them that we can live side by side?

Leathers is a zombie btw.

After getting to know him they'd kill him and extend a hand offering peace given how we gave them the opportunity to Kill a donkey like Mamoon

 

[Alchemy]

Is there any chance we can offer Mamoon to the zombies as a peace offering? Almost to show them that we can live side by side?

Leathers is a zombie btw.

I always think of leather as some hillybilly with his chainsaw running like a maniac.

I would tell him to take mamoon's head off oppa cersei style!

But i think mamoon already got killed in the first sequence. Time for Lahori to get hanged.

 

[Alchemy]

I would turn the whole thing into a epic romantic blue movie with the zombies

If only those zombies are indian. ))

Mohali revenge shazzy my boy. XD

 

[Alchemy]

I pray 5 times a day for it, Mamoon is only alive because he is able to express himself on PP imagine he did in real life )

He would be smacked on his pappu ass in a chowk full of people. )

 

[dashing_man]

[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]:- He deserves a POTW award. No rigging.

if these things will get you earn POTW then im afraid Mamoon and I will be breaking rooftops

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

if these things will get you earn POTW then im afraid Mamoon and I will be breaking rooftops

That was a great effort and deserves to be appreciated.

 

[dashing_man]

That was a great effort and deserves to be appreciated.

I think more than enough members have appreciated his efforts.

I don't see a need to give him a award or something

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I think more than enough members have appreciated his efforts.

I don't see a need to give him a award or something

Jealous?

 

[dashing_man]

Jealous?

no lol

 

[shaz619]

He would be smacked on his pappu ass in a chowk full of people. )

Trust me goes on like a hero on here, he would get battered black and blue if he stepped outside his house )

 

[Alchemy]

Trust me goes on like a hero on here, he would get battered black and blue if he stepped outside his house )

I know right. All royal and shizz. Udar kesi nai chapal laa kar murgha bana kar phainti lagani hai. Sari tabiat set ho jaye.

 

[shaz619]

I know right. All royal and shizz. Udar kesi nai chapal laa kar murgha bana kar phainti lagani hai. Sari tabiat set ho jaye.

Tu urdu kiya bolnah ye? miki samaj koni mara para ) [MENTION=135581]ChaudrySaab[/MENTION] eh kera baqwas karnah piya? Having said that Alchemy i still understand the gist of your post i fully agree with it

 

[Alchemy]

Tu urdu kiya bolnah ye? miki samaj koni mara para ) [MENTION=135581]ChaudrySaab[/MENTION] eh kera baqwas karnah piya? Having said that Alchemy i still understand the gist of your post i fully agree with it

) Lanat twaday pakistani honay tei. Urdu bhi nahi ati.

 

[shaz619]

) Lanat twaday pakistani honay tei. Urdu bhi nahi ati.

) ) I understand it after reading it again, true man how has he been surviving all this time in pak? And mai pakistani na main hoon Brummie, mai Birmingham ko independent banasah ek din England wale lowk hai big time chawals. Honestly though Alchemy i feel more patriotism for Birmingham the city then England or Pakistan

 

[Alchemy]

) ) I understand it after reading it again, true man how has he been surviving all this time in pak? And mai pakistani na main hoon Brummie, mai Birmingham ko independent banasah ek din England wale lowk hai big time chawals. Honestly though Alchemy i feel more patriotism for Birmingham the city then England or Pakistan

HAHAHA I blame myself as well i was studying managerial accounting at that time and was having difficulty generating a response in the middle of night. )

Your bro got three mids on the same day on saturday. Hope alchemy doesnt dies.

Regarding him. I am pretty sure his parents keep him in a basement with computer access. Otherwise he would have been smacked in the streets. )

HAHAHA my relatives live in birmingham as well. Even chelsea is located towards that side. Wow. What country. I want to get nationality for Birmingham sire.

 

[Indiafan]

Everyone here is just jealous of [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]'s good looks

 

[Mamoon]

I pray 5 times a day for it, Mamoon is only alive because he is able to express himself on PP imagine he did in real life )

He would be smacked on his pappu ass in a chowk full of people. )

Trust me goes on like a hero on here, he would get battered black and blue if he stepped outside his house )

I know right. All royal and shizz. Udar kesi nai chapal laa kar murgha bana kar phainti lagani hai. Sari tabiat set ho jaye.

Indeed, showing ground reality to people who have their heads buried so deep into the ground they can lick the earth's core can be difficult at times, especially if you have a personal connection with them.

However, that doesn't stop me from rectifying clangers. Although I tend to ignore a bit more in real life.

 

[Mamoon]

Everyone here is just jealous of [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]'s good looks

No time for looks in a ZA.

 

[Alchemy]

Everyone here is just jealous of [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]'s good looks

Wut.

 

[Alchemy]

Indeed, showing ground reality to people who have their heads buried so deep into the ground they can lick the earth's core can be difficult at times, especially if you have a personal connection with them.

However, that doesn't stop me from rectifying clangers. Although I tend to ignore a bit more in real life.

That means now you are gonna retire from the forum again and return the next day?

 

[Mamoon]

You need to keep posting on Pakpassion to remain fresh during study breaks.

 

[Indiafan]

That means now you are gonna retire from the forum again and return the next day?

Which just shows he is indeed a true Pakistani

 

[Alchemy]

You need to keep posting on Pakpassion to remain fresh during study breaks.

Doing that myself right now.

I think we are sorely missing [MENTION=132954]Aman[/MENTION] here. No thread is fun without having banter with him.

 

[Alchemy]

Which just shows he is indeed a true Pakistani

Doing the afridi.

 

[Mamoon]

Retiring from Pakpassion is like giving up a bad habit. As soon as you are done with the act, you can safely say 'no more', before you get the urge to do so within a few days.

 

[Indiafan]

Doing the afridi.

There is a little Afridi in all of us

 

[Alchemy]

There is a little Afridi in all of us

I wish you were like that all the time.


Wesay you wait for afridi threads to pop up to bash him btw.

 

[Robert]

I would have Markhor because he is the only one clever enough to work out how to defeat the zombie plague.

Mamoon could keep us patched up even though he would be depressing.

Donal and James because they are young and can run around better than me on scouting missions.

Jadz because she would calm the group down with her wisdom.

I would be Herschel, providing sage advice to whoever is the leader.