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Because it's American:P

Oh. :facepalm:

Another pet peeve:

People hating on the US or hating on my love for the US. Or anything American about me (I do NOT mean you, Cricket083).

People asking me if one of my parents is white when I tell them I'm from the US of A.
 
I hate it when people think they are in the USA when they are in Pakistan. Like dude check the map, you are living in Pakistan not the USA.
 
I hate it when people think they are in the USA when they are in Pakistan. Like dude check the map, you are living in Pakistan not the USA.

It's a state of mind. I'm physically in the US. In the realm of my thoughts and dreams, not so much.
 
Oh. :facepalm:

Another pet peeve:

People hating on the US or hating on my love for the US. Or anything American about me (I do NOT mean you, Cricket083).

People asking me if one of my parents is white when I tell them I'm from the US of A.

They shouldn't.
 
It's a state of mind. I'm physically in the US. In the realm of my thoughts and dreams, not so much.

Dude you post some weird stuff. It always scrambles my mind.

I hate it when someone scrambles my mind. Because then I need to get my mind back.
 
When the egg yolk isn't in the centre. Don't like disfigured eggs.
 
I hate how they act in Indian drama. Nearly everyone uses the same facial expressions and hand gestures in there drama. You turn the volume down to mute and you will see the same predictable pattern in there acting. Such things are too predictable and very unattractive to see. Someone needs to tell them to act differently.
 
I hate food that doesn't look good. If you can garnish what you cook, you're insulting it.

Taste is important too, but aesthetic appeal comes first. That's what makes me want to eat.
 
When the egg yolk isn't in the centre. Don't like disfigured eggs.

Yup. Just imagine if that egg had gone on to be a chooza, what a deformed, retarded abomination of a chooza it would've been. A mutant chooza if ever there was one.
 
:))) you're a legend

This deformed egg scenario has been debated by greater minds than mine. Bill Cosby once asked why, if he orders one egg, it costs him $1, but if he orders two, it costs him $1.50. "What is wrong with that second egg?" He asked.

I think it's a Yahoodi saazish of some sort, this foisting off of deformed eggs on to unsuspecting, innocent customers.
 
It stands to reason that if you do happen upon a deformed egg, do yourself a favor and don't fry it. Scramble it, like I scramble [MENTION=5411]Zohaib Shah[/MENTION]'s mind. It's less traumatic for all involved.
 
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I hate food that doesn't look good. If you can garnish what you cook, you're insulting it.

Taste is important too, but aesthetic appeal comes first. That's what makes me want to eat.

Completely disagree!!

No point eating something that tastes disgusting but looks nice. Id much rather eat something that tastes nice but looks bad.

You must be very wealthy to have such an attitude :P
 
Because you can't pull them off (sorry). In my eyes, you need to have an American or Australian accent to use them, especially "dude".

It doesn't dignified to me. Irrespective of the accent.
 
Completely disagree!!

No point eating something that tastes disgusting but looks nice. Id much rather eat something that tastes nice but looks bad.

You must be very wealthy to have such an attitude :P
Even I won't eat it if it tastes bad, but if something doesn't even look good, why would you want to eat it in the first place?

This doesn't go for foods I like. :D
 
Nice one.One heck of a show together with Khabarnaak.

Actually I don't watch either. Boorish and right-wing, like much of the drivel on TV in Pakistan these days.

Come to think of it, present-day Pakistani TV is a pet hate. To think that in the past we had Zia Mohyeddin and Shoaib Hashmi hosting shows, now we have... Nida Yasir.
 
Actually I don't watch either. Boorish and right-wing, like much of the drivel on TV in Pakistan these days.

Come to think of it, present-day Pakistani TV is a pet hate. To think that in the past we had Zia Mohyeddin and Shoaib Hashmi hosting shows, now we have... Nida Yasir.

Well,these two used to provide some great comedy.I,too, have not watched them for months now.
 
Oh. :facepalm:

Another pet peeve:

People hating on the US or hating on my love for the US. Or anything American about me (I do NOT mean you, Cricket083).

People asking me if one of my parents is white when I tell them I'm from the US of A.

Are you hinting at Haz95 :13:
 
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.
 
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.

This! :))
 
I hate it when people have problem with the word "dude". Like dude let me say it.
 
Are you hinting at Haz95 :13:
No, you. :P

On a serious note, a lot of people.
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.
See posts 564 and 569. :facepalm:
 
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.

America thrives on setting itself apart from other countries. I love it yet hate it at the same time. Baseball over cricket will never happen for me. No matter how much America tries, I will never fall for its games. Why? Because I am a smart American.
 
America thrives on setting itself apart from other countries. I love it yet hate it at the same time. Baseball over cricket will never happen for me. No matter how much America tries, I will never fall for its games. Why? Because I am a smart American.

And I'm a dumb one, aren't I? :110:


For me, present: Cricket >>>>>> Baseball

5 years ago: Baseball >>>>>> Cricket
 
And I'm a dumb one, aren't I? :110:


For me, present: Cricket >>>>>> Baseball

5 years ago: Baseball >>>>>> Cricket

I don't understand what got you to like Baseball in the first place. Tight spendex were always cheesy for me. Glad you found cricket. Your officially a gangster now.
 
[MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] time to test your Mother's Cooking skills :sanga
 
This is a special recipe. You need deformed eggs with retarded, mutant choozas inside.

Since they're deformed already, there's no point gingerly cracking them into your prized delicate porcelain cup. Smash the smithereens out of them with a hammer.

Then, after painstakingly picking the eggshells out of the godawful mess, drop it all into that bubbling cauldron/vat of desi ghee. Add copious amounts of Sriracha sauce, chopped veggies, salt, or anything else left over in the fridge. This is a good time to resurrect last week's moldy pizza.

Then, stir it like your life depends on it. No traces of retardation should now remain.

Et viola! Bon apetit!
 
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.

And the sport they call football isn't even played with the foot :yk
 
And the sport they call football isn't even played with the foot :yk

I used to wonder why as a kid, and assumed it had something to do either with the kick-off (as Zohaib mentioned) or because you're not allowed to use your feet.

I don't question it now because it's American. :D
 
When people call Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone :facepalm:
 
When people call Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone :facepalm:

Do you have a washroom in your apartment ?
If yes ,
Then please enter in to your washroom ....
Do you have a mirror in your washroom ?
if yes,
Then please stand in front of it and ask this question to the person you see in the mirror , hopefully you will get your answer :in
 
This is a special recipe. You need deformed eggs with retarded, mutant choozas inside.

Since they're deformed already, there's no point gingerly cracking them into your prized delicate porcelain cup. Smash the smithereens out of them with a hammer.

Then, after painstakingly picking the eggshells out of the godawful mess, drop it all into that bubbling cauldron/vat of desi ghee. Add copious amounts of Sriracha sauce, chopped veggies, salt, or anything else left over in the fridge. This is a good time to resurrect last week's moldy pizza.

Then, stir it like your life depends on it. No traces of retardation should now remain.

Et viola! Bon apetit!

Sounds like my usual omelet :P

Oh really , Finally i have found some one who might be my cooking assistant



Sure dude ! throw your cooking skills my way :asif


é Véro :D

Eh, what?
 
Do you have a washroom in your apartment ?
If yes ,
Then please enter in to your washroom ....
Do you have a mirror in your washroom ?
if yes,
Then please stand in front of it and ask this question to the person you see in the mirror , hopefully you will get your answer :in

For some reason I don't think I will get the answer :yk
 
Pet Hate

Americans changing the English language to suit themselves.

ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER. STOP GIVING THINGS WEIRD NAMES FJNGJNJBDFJGF

Sorry. Lost my composure there.

Also, anyone who says the word "dude" out loud should be immediately fed to lions.

Funnily enough I hate the media trying to force the name football on us instead of soccer
 
When my friends make plans to go out watch a movie together. :facepalm: What's the point? You can watch it alone.
 
When my friends make plans to go out watch a movie together. :facepalm: What's the point? You can watch it alone.

It's quite normal to want to watch movies with friends. Lol. This is just a strange pet hate.
 
That's all we do actually. It must annoy the others in the theatre.

I plan to take a rifle and shoot all the talkers in the theatre. Next time I kill a bunch of folks if it happens to be you and your friends, I apologize in advance. :jf
 
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