Trump: I hate Trudeau, he is a meanie!
Merkel: Comeon Donald, your way more handsome than Justin is, look at your glowing orange skin! Please don't be upset.
Trump: Ok fine, but I have to go to Singapore now. Not looking forward to the flight to Africa.
Macron: Monsieur Donald, Singapore is in Southeast Asia.
Trump: Fake news.
Abe: I have had enough of this. Time for some harakiri.
Trump: Sounds delicious, for me too please.