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Since there is a 'Test Cricket Zindabad' Thread, it is fair and makes 100% sense to have a thread like this for boring and/or one-sided test matches, especially after the pathetic display we have seen in the last week. That is;

Pakistan-Australia test series - The pitch for the Pindi test is a road, completely dead, nothing to support the bowlers, then you have the pathetic day 5 attempt from Imam and Abdullah Shafique, to bat slow, get the centuries and draw, rather than try and go for the win. Forward to the Karachi test day 1, it looks like another batting track, completely boring, boring crowd.

I am a big fan of test cricket, in fact, it's my favourite format, but what I and many have witnessed in the first 6 days of the Pakistan Australia test series, is sad, depressing, extremely frustrating.

So, once again this thread is for boring/ one-sided like test matches.
 
One boring Odi or T20 match only ruins a day or part of a day but a boring Test match ruins the entire week. Even if an Odi or T20 match is high scoring on a Patta, the conditions remains same for both the sides and it still has a chance to turn into a good contest, like 438 v/s 438 Odi Match.

Whereas a high scoring Test Match always turns into a boring affair with no contest. What contest will remain when both sides have scored over 400 and there are only 3-4 sessions left in the match ? To watch runs being scored on a flat track in Test Cricket without a challenge being posted by the bowlers is the worse experience as a Fan.

All these big talks of Test Cricket being the Ultimate Cricket , how it tests that full capability of a Batsman and how scoring runs are so difficult in Test Cricket are nothing but rubbish. What Test did Imam up Haq Up Face while scoring Tons in Back to Back innings against World Class bowlers who were neutralized due to the docile nature of the pitch ? Where was the challenge when runs were being offered as a Charity ?

Indeed , Test Cricket Murdabad.
 
Test cricket can be wonderful when played on bowling-friendly pitches, but a Test match on a flat deck is easily the worst format and produces the lowest standard of cricket.

There is no difference between a club cricket match and a Test match on a flat pitch. It makes a mockery of the standard of international cricket.

ODIs and T20Is can never be this boring and inconsequential because it is a result-oriented format. You can have a competitive, tight match between two teams regardless of how the pitch is behaving.
 
Even Nathan Lyon might end up getting a hundred here. :facepalm:

Not sure if the Aussies wanted this on their return after 24 years! ��
 
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This pitch is not as bad as PIndi one. You should also criticize defensive captaincy and poor team selection by Babar. I don't understand why Zahid is not playing. I heard a lot about Sajid a lot on this forum but sorry to say, he is nothing special.
 
This pitch isn't as bad as the pindi one. Pakistan bowlers have been garbage.

This pitch requires discipline from the bowlers and innovative captaincy. Pakistan has lacked both
 
Utterly shameful stuff from whoever is responsible for these pitches. How can you be this cowardly while playing at home? That you don't even have confidence in your fast-bowlers to win you matches.

This series has been shockingly dull and the absolute worst advertisement for test cricket.
 
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Utterly shameful stuff from whoever is responsible for these pitches. How can you be this cowardly while playing at home? That you don't even have confidence in your fast-bowlers to win you matches.

This series has been shockingly dull and the absolute worst advertisement for test cricket.

The question is did the management ask for this kind of pitch or are the cruators not good enough to make better pitches.
 
The question is did the management ask for this kind of pitch or are the cruators not good enough to make better pitches.

If that was the case than why didn't the same happen during the Sri Lanka and South Africa series?
 
Day 2 of this Karachi test match, is another boring day. 500 runs after two days, only one innings has been played. I can't even be bothered watching the mini highlights of this match.

I had a quick look at the West Indies - England scorecard and at least for the people who watched that match, it seems that it wasn't a bore-fest.
 
the worst part is everyone is expected to toe the line so players cant even openly speak out. pretty sure whether pak lose or draw this game the players, management will wheel out the old cliches, australia is top team, cricket back in pakistan is a win, all the rubbish. its also a shame no one in pakistani journalistic circuit holds these guys to account.

someone should ask babar whats the point of playing three seamers on this pitch, is the extra miles on shaheen or hassans clock worth it in the long run?
 
I don't understand why we didn't just produce the same wixkets we did for the South Africa series
 
Test cricket is only watchable in one country and that’s England. Everywhere else is just boring or too one sided.
 
I love Test cricket, but the ongoing series so far has been awful to watch.

Dull, slow cricket, which gives cricket a bad name.
 
Ball hitting below keeper’s knees on day 1 is not a sight to watch. These pitches have really hampered the fans enthusiasm
 
Ball hitting below keeper’s knees on day 1 is not a sight to watch. These pitches have really hampered the fans enthusiasm

People claiming the pitch isn't that bad apparently missed opening bowlers hitting edges in the first 6 overs of the match & edges going SO short that Babar introduced a "silly slip" because there was already no hope for a fast bowler to get an edge to carry.
 
Babar Azam's mentality murdabad. Him, Imam and Rambo all defended the pitch of first test and indicated that they wanted to nullify Aussie attack. Imam even said do Australians ask us before preparing their pitches. Ramiz was also worried about two okish pacers being injured and two new openers.

Such a defeatist mindset is going to take our cricket nowhere.

And above that Babar termed draw as a good result.

The only attacking spinner in the squad, Zahid Mehmood, has not even been tried and defensive options in an offspiner without any variations and a SLA who's gotten too old to even hang on to catches, have been preferred
 
ive always said that test cricket is holding back the game, its so long.

Its not test cricket itself to blame for this- the high of an exciting day 5 of a test cricket can almost never be matched by white ball cricket (except maybe the ODI WC knockouts). Take the ongoing Eng-WI match - i would anyday take day 5 of that drawn match over most other white ball matches (& definitely over T20 matches which in most cases have no recall value).

So dont blame test cricket - let the blame go to Pakistan team for their bizzarely defensive tactics in making this an insipid series so far.
 
It was a very good and nail biting test match.

Tests can be thrillers as well.
 
This was a better draw than the last, but Pakistan better come up with a result deck at Lahore.
 
Surprising thread.

Even a bad Test match is better than anything T20 has to offer.
 
Quite a boring and dull Test taking place in Bridgetown.
 
Babar azam is The Standard
Best batsman in the world by a country mile and it’s not even close
 
Its the only form of regular cricket that leaves a legacy that people remember( only World Cups in other formats leave the same legacy). It needs careful cultivation and marketing through scheduling, better wickets, and cheaper tickets( although in PK they are relatively cheap)
 
David Warner is concerned about the future of Test cricket and the priorities of young Australian players before his potentially career-defining red-ball series in India.

Warner, who made his debut for Australia in a Twenty20 international before playing a first-class match, said he feared for the future of the longer form of the game.

Steve Smith says he has returned to his best form after claiming his fourth Allan Border Medal.

“I’ve got this little bit of scaredness [sic] about what’s going to happen in the next five or 10 years [around] where cricket is actually heading,” he said before Pat Cummins’ side left Australia on Tuesday for a four-Test series in India.

“I’d love for guys coming through to play more red-ball cricket and Test cricket. That’s the legacy you should want to leave behind. Playing in the Test arena is amazing. Pardon the pun, but it’s a skill ... and it’s a true test of cricket and how good you measure up to the greats of the game.”

Warner’s comments were within the context of a question about whether Sydney Thunder teammate Ollie Davies could break into the Australian Test team.

“Speaking to him, he likes playing white-ball cricket, so I don’t see him playing red-ball cricket any time soon,” Warner said. “If he wants to put his mind to it, he can definitely play.”

Warner said he understood the attraction of concentrating on the riches of T20 cricket, but believed young players would be more appealing to cashed-up franchises if they excelled in the game’s longest format.

“At the end of the day, everything comes back to financial rewards,” he said. “If you aspire to get a central contract, you’re going to be rewarded.

“I think guys see the short term at the moment with all the leagues and stuff around. The best way to get value for your currency is actually making a name for yourself. There’s only been a small minority of people who have actually been able to do that and have a long career.

“If you want to aspire to play cricket for Australia, you’re only going to get there by putting numbers on the board. Through Big Bash, if you think that’s going to be your way and you don’t want to play red-ball cricket, you probably won’t get that value of currency in other franchise leagues.”


For Warner, an accomplished three-format player, this year will be a test of his endurance, with an away Ashes series and a 50-over World Cup on the horizon.

For now, his focus is on what is widely acknowledged as the most difficult assignment in world cricket – winning a Test series in India.

“As soon as we get over there, we’ll switch on,” Warner said. “For us, it’s about trying to relax and switch the mind off and not thinking about what’s coming up. If you think too far ahead, it can be very exhausting. You’ll kill yourself before you get over there.”

Australia will start preparations in Bengaluru before relocating to Nagpur on February 6, three days out from the first Test. They have not scheduled a tour match, a decision Warner backed.

“Tour games, we think, are a myth,” Warner said. “We’ve been over time and time again to different countries and the preparation is not really there. It’s about going over there and getting practice wickets that we can actually practise on.

“The two Tests in Galle [against Sri Lanka last year] probably helped us for the preparation. Even though they were extreme and we won’t see conditions like that, it still puts you in good stead for this series coming up.”

Meanwhile, Mitchell Starc says he is on track to play the second Test in New Delhi after injuring his finger in the Boxing Day Test.

“I’ve still got a week-and-a-half in the splint,” Starc said. “I’ve been able to train and get my workloads and everything up. I’m probably bowling close to full training intensity as I can with the splint on. I’m on track for the second Test. I’ll get a scan in about a week and then get on the plane over there.”

SMH
 
Surprising thread.

Even a bad Test match is better than anything T20 has to offer.

This recent world t20 was far, far better than any test series Pakistan has played after it so far. Same dull boring games. Only England were entertaining and interesting to watch, but the series was far too one sided.
 
This recent world t20 was far, far better than any test series Pakistan has played after it so far. Same dull boring games. Only England were entertaining and interesting to watch, but the series was far too one sided.

Pakistan haven't played very well but Test format itself is an elite format. T20 is a junk format.

I myself love ODI the most though.
 
Pakistan haven't played very well but Test format itself is an elite format. T20 is a junk format.

I myself love ODI the most though.

Yes ofc, no argument about test cricket being the pinnacle of cricket.

But if things keep going the way that they are with the abundance of flat tracks its reputation is just going to continue to be tarnished.

T20 started off as just a fun little game, but has marketed itself really well since 2007, even if you set aside all the leagues so far. Most of the tournaments have been entertaining.

I too value the ODI WC above all other wins in cricket.
 
Pakistan's test think tank is on an exalted mission to destroy test cricket in a way a mafia don will do to his favorite adversary - with relish. From pitches to captains to team selections, they have been the flag bearers for magnificently unwatchable cricket since Misbah took charge all those troubled years ago.

It has been thankless but let no one say the determination has lagged even for a moment.

It has to be admired that they take this excruciating brand of cricket to not only Pakistan and UAE but in every test playing country. Attritional, devoid of any semblance of creativity or initiative and wonderfully soporific.

No other country holds a candle to Pakistan in this quest. They have successfully destroyed it in their own country first even if it hurts their own gate receipts, advertising revenues and attraction for teams to come. I mean, why keep a golden goose for days when you can take all the golden eggs in one go. Well done.

Now they are on a mission to inflict pain on every test playing country with equal gusto. Bringing back Azhar Ali out of retirement, taking Nouman, Sajid, Mohammad Ali and some other such talented individuals to Australia will help market this brand of cricket to a wider audience. We know Pakistan will get whitewashed in Australia anyway, why not do it at a crawl, with total submission and unbending defensive mindset, to take the joy off any victory the opponent might want to derive from it.

The amount of disservice our previous generations of cricketers have done to grow the game must be erased with a deliberate, painstaking precision a Warner or a Bairstow will never fathom.

They won't know what hit them...very very slowly.
 
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Seems little interest in Perth on Day 1 of the 1st Test between Australia and Pakistan

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Test cricket looking to be in a dying state it seems like in another 10 to 15 years it will vanish completely.
 
Test cricket is only watchable in one country and that’s England. Everywhere else is just boring or too one sided.


Absolutely not! I'am not sure if you follow the Indian home season but let me assure you we have produced some truly epic test matches in the last 10 years or so on a regular basis

Here are a couple of my favorites from the 2016 Eng tour of India:

1. https://www.espncricinfo.com/series...ia-vs-england-5th-test-1034817/full-scorecard

2. https://www.espncricinfo.com/series...ia-vs-england-4th-test-1034815/full-scorecard

In both Tests India lost toss and conceded 400+ runs in the first innings and yet England lost by an Innings in those Tests!!. Just the scorecards of those 2 Test matches make for an incredible reading. Test match cricket at its very best despite flat pitches.

BTW there are many many more epic grueling battles with Australia also.
 
If Pakistan were winning, maybe Pakistan would have been the place for Test Cricket
 
We have to watch what happens in the SA-Ind test series to see if test cricket is dying or not.

Aus-Pak is gonna be one-sided.. :cry:
 
Absolutely not! I'am not sure if you follow the Indian home season but let me assure you we have produced some truly epic test matches in the last 10 years or so on a regular basis

Here are a couple of my favorites from the 2016 Eng tour of India:

1. https://www.espncricinfo.com/series...ia-vs-england-5th-test-1034817/full-scorecard

2. https://www.espncricinfo.com/series...ia-vs-england-4th-test-1034815/full-scorecard

In both Tests India lost toss and conceded 400+ runs in the first innings and yet England lost by an Innings in those Tests!!. Just the scorecards of those 2 Test matches make for an incredible reading. Test match cricket at its very best despite flat pitches.

BTW there are many many more epic grueling battles with Australia also.

Clicked on the first link, one team scored 400+ and the other scored 700+ 😂, borrrrrriiiinggg !!!

I prefer test matches where there’s a balance between bat and ball from day 1.
 
Test cricket is alive and flourishing in England Australia India and SA maybe, rest of the teams struggle to find a proper squad for tours like Pakistan hands over 2-3 debuts every series only for them to be discarded forever, Pakistan leading Test has only 120+ wickets with rest of the attack failing to find their shoes, while teams like Australia have an attack of 1300+ Test wickets, Anderson alone of England has 600+ wickets, Ashwin nearing 500 wickets for India while Rabada also around 250ish
 
Test cricket is alive and flourishing in England Australia India and SA maybe, rest of the teams struggle to find a proper squad for tours like Pakistan hands over 2-3 debuts every series only for them to be discarded forever, Pakistan leading Test has only 120+ wickets with rest of the attack failing to find their shoes, while teams like Australia have an attack of 1300+ Test wickets, Anderson alone of England has 600+ wickets, Ashwin nearing 500 wickets for India while Rabada also around 250ish
Least a side should do is home domination. Bangladesh has defeated New zealand at home. Atleast teams should dominate at home to start with.
 
Clicked on the first link, one team scored 400+ and the other scored 700+ 😂, borrrrrriiiinggg !!!

I prefer test matches where there’s a balance between bat and ball from day 1.


Thats the point .... you cannot be guaranteed a boring draw no matter if you score 400 or nearly 500 runs in 1st inngs!!. Beauty of Test cricket ... atleast in India. BTW in that Test on the last day England were 97/0 on Lunch and Every single commentator/expert had declared that test to be a boring Draw. And then England Imploded. One of the most memorable Test match for me.
 
Thats the point .... you cannot be guaranteed a boring draw no matter if you score 400 or nearly 500 runs in 1st inngs!!. Beauty of Test cricket ... atleast in India. BTW in that Test on the last day England were 97/0 on Lunch and Every single commentator/expert had declared that test to be a boring Draw. And then England Imploded. One of the most memorable Test match for me.

Not sure the fans who went to watch the first 4 days of the test match would’ve enjoyed watching both teams score a total of 1100+ runs in their 1st innings.

For you, the beauty of test cricket is watching a test match where the bowlers are being slaughtered until day 5 where the spinners become lethal.

For me, I enjoy a test match where both teams can score around 280-350, nothing more and nothing less. Not only are the chances of a draw very low but every day of the test match will be eventful for both teams.

There’s nothing more boring than waiting till day 5 for some sort of twist. We saw it when Pakistan played in the UAE during Misbah’s era, where most of the fans would only go to watch day 4-5 of the match because we all knew it would be a run fest.
 
Pakistan just need to be the First Nation to formally withdraw from 5 day international test cricket.

It is dead in Pakistan. As a country we are unable to produce appropriate pitches, we have no bowling talent and our batsmen are tuk tuk specialists who can only score > 3rpo on complete roads.

Furthermore the majority of test series are financially completely unviable. We will never get more than 2 tests and thus the game cannot grow. It’s impossible for interest to increase, it can only get worse.

The thing is it is the same situation in many countries bar the Big 3 but we insist on flogging this horse a while longer. It seems we are afraid of the reality.

If Pakistan sets the trend we’ll see WI, SL and Bangbros follow suit quickly. NZ and SA will be slower but will get there eventually.

And then we can focus on where the game seems to be going - more white ball cricket, more leagues and more $$$ for the teams, players and boards which in turn can be reinvested into cricket.
 
Pakistan just need to be the First Nation to formally withdraw from 5 day international test cricket.

It is dead in Pakistan. As a country we are unable to produce appropriate pitches, we have no bowling talent and our batsmen are tuk tuk specialists who can only score > 3rpo on complete roads.

Furthermore the majority of test series are financially completely unviable. We will never get more than 2 tests and thus the game cannot grow. It’s impossible for interest to increase, it can only get worse.

The thing is it is the same situation in many countries bar the Big 3 but we insist on flogging this horse a while longer. It seems we are afraid of the reality.

If Pakistan sets the trend we’ll see WI, SL and Bangbros follow suit quickly. NZ and SA will be slower but will get there eventually.

And then we can focus on where the game seems to be going - more white ball cricket, more leagues and more $$$ for the teams, players and boards which in turn can be reinvested into cricket.

I don't think anyone will join Pakistan. BD despite losing for decades will demand more tests if anything than less. Ireland or Netherlands will be happy to take that vacant spot. Without Test cricket first class cricket will die. Cricket cannot sustain on the back of T20 leagues and LIst A domestic. Technique/Temperament will get worse. Results will get poorer in other formats as well.
 
For you, the beauty of test cricket is watching a test match where the bowlers are being slaughtered until day 5 where the spinners become lethal.

Dont get me wrong ... I most certainly enjoy the low scoring 3 day Tests just as much as the last day last session results in a Test match. But the most famous most remembered tests are those that last the distance. Be it the Kolkatta 2001 Epic or the Chennai 2016 epic or the Tied test matches ... All good things in life take time and thats the essential beauty of Test Cricket and that in Test cricket there is almost always a second chance even if your team concedes almost 400+ runs or is following on.

The bigger point I want to make is for Test Cricket to survive and thrive in Pakistan such epics are in urgent need ... there is nothing like an Epic Test match win.
 
Test cricket is alive untill cricket is alive. All the talk about test cricket will be gone after 15 year is Wrong
 
In the ongoing first Test between India and England in Hyderabad, the stands are almost empty. This five-match exciting series, and people are not showing much interest.

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In the ongoing first Test between India and England in Hyderabad, the stands are almost empty. This five-match exciting series, and people are not showing much interest.

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There must be 15k people there. Not bad for a weekday.

Next 3 days holiday in India, tomorrow is our Republic day and then weekend. With India batting, you'll see bigger crowd tomorrow.
 
It's a large stadium with a capacity of near 60k and it looked one third full, at least.

What's the point in making misleading posts about attendance? I was pretty surprised how well attended the 1st day was.
 
Test cricket seems to be an afterthought these days for many nations including Pakistan.

You only have to look at the number of matches played of each format over the last few years to see what the PCB's priority seems to be.
 
The Aus-WI match also had good crowd. Given that Brisbane is notoriously poor in terms of attendance. Not to mention very hot conditions.
 
Wow, it's a massive crowd for a Test cricket match.

A truly cricket loving nation.
Indians are far more educated in cricketing sense, hence they still support test cricket . Just like Australians and English fans . In Pakistan , followers of cricket until 80s and early 90s had better knowledge of the game but not the later generation . Most of the Pakistani fans in recent years are more interested in entertainment aspect of cricket, not the history, tradition and delicacy of the beautiful game of cricket. No wonder T20 and not the test cricket , not even ODI are popular in Pakistan.
 
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