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Lokee hanjuan cho parr leynde naaaa...
issay leyi assi, rona chhadtaaaaaa

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Cover Drive said:
RWAC, yaar kithay da hai tou? Lahore?
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Nahi...Delhi toon..:D par udan meri family East Punjab toon hai...Faridkot shehar da naam aa..border de laage hi aa....par meri dadi lahore de laage pind ch jami si...pind da naam main har vaari bhul jaana..D ya L toh shuru hunda....tusi kithon ho jee?
 
[First in English please bear with me as my Punjabi in English is not great!!:(]

Oh acha thay tussi aaday, Lahori ho ?;-)

Yaar main Lahore, Lahore Lahore eh bahi!
 
AZ said:
LOL tussi Ajmal Kasab de rishtedaar to nai lagday? :asif
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LOL haanjee...ek faridkot west punjab ch aa..te ek east punjab ch...te assi ek duje di nakal kar ke jeena aa saare...bas main vi aa reha AK-47 leke karachi :D 9 hor bande vi kaathe kithe ne naal...apne pakistan de faridkot wale bhravan toon peeche thodi rehna assi hun :P
 
Cover Drive said:
[First in English please bear with me as my Punjabi in English is not great!!:(]

Oh acha thay tussi aaday, Lahori ho ?;-)

Yaar main Lahore, Lahore Lahore eh bahi!
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bilkul theek likhde ho tussi..mainu taan aa gayi sab samajh :D

haanjee :D par aadha nahi...ek bata chaar hissaa (1/4) lahori hain main :D (kyun kee dono taraf de dada dadi da hisaab rakhna paenda na ;-))

sahi keh rahe ho tussi..uda da main kade lahore vekhya nahi...par jine vi mere bujurg ne ate jineya ne vekhya ne..lahore nu hamesha yaad karke oh bade khush ho jaate ne...naale punjabi ch taan kiniya kahawataan lahore naal hi banya...jida...

"jinne lahore nahi vekhya oh jamya hi nahi"

yaan ek vaari main apne papa nu keh reha si ke mainu ipad le do..te oh kehnde "tenu chittran thalon lahore disda eh" :D

so sahi keha lahore lahore hai..par ek gall puchni si thuadu toon..lahore ch ki saare loki punjabi nahi boldi? main ithe canada ch' jine vi lahore naal milya uhna ch' aadheya nu bolni nahi aaundi...te baaki bolan ch' thoda sangde ne..bas koi 1/2 hi milya jeda khul ke bola hove punjabi mere naal..aaj hi main two nave mundeyan naal cricket khed reha si..jadon uhna ne menu dasya ke oh lahore to ne..main punjabi ch gall karan lagya par aage jawab urdu de vich hi aaya :S
 
Haha waadiya

Yaar vekhya nahi kainday taikkya kenday nay ;-)

Boldday nay sarray Lahore wich punjabi lekin nujawan munday urdu boldday nay kyun kay oolokhi saamujday nay kay punjabi decent nahi hai lol :)) aass laee oo lookhi urdu bolday nay.

lahori no punjabi naa awway tay oo Lahori hii nahi hoyaa faer
 
Cover Drive said:
Thoni kittay da hai tou ?
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Ji mein Sahiwal, Pakistan tou vaa´n tey Offenbach am Main, Germany reyynda peyaa´n vaa´n. Hor kujh:13:?

RWAC said:
wadhaiyan thuanu saareyan nu...naale nave vyahe jode nu "changi kismat" (:P)

par leh...lagge haath tusi vi kar lende main keha? ghar ch do vyah taan ho hi rahe hain...teeja vi nipta chadho ... kee kehne ho? ;-)
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Bas tuvaadiyaa´n dua´vaan daa hee kam aeyh ji, Rabb deyh shukr naal sab kujh theek thaak ho geya:).

Ji, veyya´h layyi wauti labni peyyndi vey. Tuvaadi nazr chey koi hai vey tey dasso;-).
 
DHONI183 said:
Ji mein Sahiwal, Pakistan tou vaa´n tey Offenbach am Main, Germany reyynda peyaa´n vaa´n. Hor kujh:13:?



Bas tuvaadiyaa´n dua´vaan daa hee kam aeyh ji, Rabb deyh shukr naal sab kujh theek thaak ho geya:).

Ji, veyya´h layyi wauti labni peyyndi vey. Tuvaadi nazr chey koi hai vey tey dasso;-).
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Germany da thay mainnu pata hai appnay banda towaday kol pejaya si, Umair yaad aaya?

Thoni tussi India day botay lagday ho kadi kadi aa Bhagat Singh da kii shouq aaj chargaya hai tuwanu?
 
Cover Drive said:
Germany da thay mainnu pata hai appnay banda towaday kol pejaya si, Umair yaad aaya?
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Assi Umair bhai nu´h kenjh pul sakdeyh caa´n? O tey saadey jigri yaar ney´n:). Assi bohat koshish keeti ke o mere bhai aur behen deyh veyya´h tey aoun, lekin o masroof sann.

Cover Drive said:
Thoni tussi India day botay lagday ho kadi kadi aa Bhagat Singh da kii shouq aaj chargaya hai tuwanu?
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Saanu pata´h si tusi aeyh puccho gey:)). Darrasal ajj oss di saalgirra´h vey tey aeys waastey assi oss di tasveer lagayyi vey. Assi oss di soch aur dil di wajja´h tou´n pasand kar deyh vaa´n. Assi mann ney vaa´n ke aeyho jayye shaks kissi mulq deyh nayyi houndey sirf – balkey har koi oona kolo´n sikh sakda vey.

Aur haan, gall rayyi doosrey khiladi di (MS Dhoni), o tey waisey hee achcha khiladi vey cricket khel daa. Sayyi keya naa;-)?

Samajh ayyi jey:D?
 
Dhoni veerey , DP change kr ti? Ki gal hun Dhoni changa ni lagg da? :23:
 
freelance_cricketer said:
Dhoni veerey , DP change kr ti? Ki gal hun Dhoni changa ni lagg da? :23:
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Tuvaanu pata´h tey hai ke parso´n Bhagat Singh daa janam-din/saalgirra´h si tey aeys waastey laggayi vey. Har veyley´h bas larrayyi pawwaan tey houndey o tusi:boom:.

Aeys avatar tey aeys tou´n peilaa´n MS Dhoni tou ilaawa kadi kissi di tasveer nayyi lagi. Jald oss di tasveer waapis ayyegi fer:19:.

bajrang said:
hor bai ji, kidaaan saare veer, main v jnaaab chandigarhon aa, duniya kinni choti aa. :D
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O ji, ji aya nu´h:D! Duniya waakey hee bohat chhoti vey.
 
RWAC said:
Jaadon Dhoni te ude team buri tarah haar rahi hove taan udon bhagat singh ne yaad aaunde ne :D
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Oyye nayyi yaara, tuvaanu dasseya tey hai ke oss daa jannam-din/saal-girra´h si pichhley mahiney:facepalm:.

Aur haa´n, saada sher haarey yaa´n jeetey, saada saath oss deyh naal hee ravveyga:19:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Oyye nayyi yaara, tuvaanu dasseya tey hai ke oss daa jannam-din/saal-girra´h si pichhley mahiney:facepalm:.

Aur haa´n, saada sher haarey yaa´n jeetey, saada saath oss deyh naal hee ravveyga:19:.
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haha dhoni bhai pata aa mainu ki uhna da janam din haiga si..main tan uda hi thuadi tang khichda si :D par mann gaye thuanu tussi pakke pakkhe nikle!
 
RWAC said:
haha dhoni bhai pata aa mainu ki uhna da janam din haiga si..main tan uda hi thuadi tang khichda si :D par mann gaye thuanu tussi pakke pakkhe nikle!
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O ji, takreeban satt (7) saal hogayye ney saadi fan-giri nu´h aur aeyh kadi khatam nayyi hoyyegi:D.
 
Dhoni veerey aj Gandhi ji di photo laani chaidi si :))
 
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freelance_cricketer said:
Dhoni veerey aj Gandhi ji di photo laani chaidi si :))
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Tuvaanu ki lagda vey meinu har ekk Bharati/Hindustani pasand aounda vey:))?

Waisey vi Bhagat Singh tey Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi di soch bilkul vi nayyi ral di aapas chey:26:.
 
main v rahinda mohali, kumbhra de lage 68 sector vich, par bijali bahut jandi c te machhar bahut mota c. par match dekhan di bahut mauj c, 5-6 saal sare test match vekhe main.
 
Freelance_Cricketer paaji, tusi Jummeyh-Raat nuh Mohali match vekkhan jao gey:13:?

Jawaab chheyti devo:).
 
Bde dina baad esss dhaagey te nigah pyi :yk

Naa veerey, mai ni gya match dekhan mainu jukaam hoya pya
 
freelance_cricketer said:
Buss badaldey mausum da assar ae :(

Hor subh thheek-thhaak ?
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Ji, badaldaa hoya mausam assar kar jaanda vey. Saanu vi zukaam hoya si kujh doh-tin hafftey peiley.

Bahar haal, Rabb deyh shukr naal sab theek thaak vey:19:!
 
DHONI183 said:
Ji, badaldaa hoya mausam assar kar jaanda vey. Saanu vi zukaam hoya si kujh doh-tin hafftey peiley.

Bahar haal, Rabb deyh shukr naal sab theek thaak vey:19:!
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chalo allah da shukr tusi change pale o. Sanu te thand zara wi ni mari lagdi... johin karun bar neklto te naak stann lagda ey... ela ay daso ke germany braaf bari hon laggi ay?

jay sard mosam di aik hobi eay to o ay barif bari hi ey... par barfi bari de naal naal sardi aur i wad janidi ey jera ke changi gal nai lekan pher wi barf chingi lagdi ey... tussi kedi baraf alla munda banaya ey? assi aik waar banan di koshis kiti si per o baraf kari kari dig jandi se te asi thaak ge... assan akheya dafa karo baraf de munde nu sade te haath he jam gay ne pher khar jah key garam garam duud pita chocolate powder pa ke
 
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Abdullah22 said:
chalo allah da shukr tusi change pale o. Sanu te thand zara wi ni mari lagdi... johin karun bar neklto te naak stann lagda ey... ela ay daso ke germany braaf bari hon laggi ay?

jay sard mosam di aik hobi eay to o ay barif bari hi ey... par barfi bari de naal naal sardi aur i wad janidi ey jera ke changi gal nai lekan pher wi barf chingi lagdi ey... tussi kedi baraf alla munda banaya ey? assi aik waar banan di koshis kiti si per o baraf kari kari dig jandi se te asi thaak ge... assan akheya dafa karo baraf de munde nu sade te haath he jam gay ne pher khar jah key garam garam duud pita chocolate powder pa ke
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Ji aitthey halley barraf nayyi payyi. Sardi tou´n bohat darr lagda vey aeys tou´n kadi barraf daa munda nayyi banayaeyaa´n:22:.......

Garam cheezaa´n assi vi khaaney vaa´n sardiyaa´n chhey:19:.

freelance_cricketer said:
Hor vyi ki haaal hai subh da?

:D
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Assi thaak aa´n. Bas ajj fer thora zukaam hogeya vey.
 
DHONI183 said:
Kaar waaley soch dey´h hee nayyi aeys muaamley´h chhey:(.....
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# davo phir apne ghar da...aaj ji gall karde aan thaude ghardeyan naal


Munda gabru jawaan tyaar kharha aae teh gharde gall samajhde hi nahi!


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Paaji maujan mana rahe haan...tusi sunao? :D


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RWAC said:
# davo phir apne ghar da...aaj ji gall karde aan thaude ghardeyan naal


Munda gabru jawaan tyaar kharha aae teh gharde gall samajhde hi nahi!
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Nayyi ji, oona nu´h kissey dey´h kyaa´n koi assr nayyi hounda:(..... O keyndey´h ney tu´n veyya´h nayyi karenga halley´h:(.......
 
DHONI183 said:
Nayyi ji (no), oona nu´h kissey dey´h kyaa´n (he said that to whomever)koi assr nayyi hounda:(..... some (assr?) doesn't happen)O keyndey´h ney tu´n veyya´h nayyi karenga halley´h:(.......he says you (veyya?) won't be doing it yet
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^..
 
Koi hor i bhasha boli ja rya eh

Moeya Angreji ch' i bol laa, koi chakkar nyi :23:
 
Ess dhagey nu bss Dhoni, RWAC te mai hi chla rye aa :facepalm:

Mai ta sunya si Pakistan ch Punjabi boht chaldi a :13:
 
freelance_cricketer said:
Ess dhagey nu bss Dhoni, RWAC te mai hi chla rye aa :facepalm:

Mai ta sunya si Pakistan ch Punjabi boht chaldi a :13:
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Aoundi tey hai keyonke 50 feesadd (%) tou ziyada log bol dey´h hann (haina?). Shayyad thorey sharmaoundey ney mundey:13:........
 
DHONI183 said:
Nayyi ji, oona nu´h kissey dey´h kyaa´n koi assr nayyi hounda:(..... O keyndey´h ney tu´n veyya´h nayyi karenga halley´h:(.......
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Kyun halli kyun nahi karan dinde vyah?

Bhala uhna na koi samjhaave ke jawaan munde da vyah karwa daen cheti cheti...nahi tan phir kithe muh kaala karwa ke aa gaya na bahron te phir baad ch paschtana phir uhna ne :p


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DHONI183 said:
Nayyi ji, oona nu´h kissey dey´h kyaa´n koi assr nayyi hounda:(..... O keyndey´h ney tu´n veyya´h nayyi karenga halley´h:(.......
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Kyun halli kyun nahi karan dinde vyah?

Bhala uhna na koi samjhaave ke jawaan munde da vyah karwa daen cheti cheti...nahi tan phir kithe muh kaala karwa ke aa gaya na bahron te phir baad ch paschtana phir uhna ne :p


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RWAC said:
Kyun halli kyun nahi karan dinde vyah?

Bhala uhna na koi samjhaave ke jawaan munde da vyah karwa daen cheti cheti...nahi tan phir kithe muh kaala karwa ke aa gaya na bahron te phir baad ch paschtana phir uhna ne :p
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:))):))!!!!

Tuvaanu mein moo´h kaala karwaan waaleyaa´n chho lagda vaa´n:22:...... Barra afsos hoya:(......
 
freelance_cricketer said:
Muh kaala kisey da vi ho sakda aj de zmane vich 22 :butt
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saahi keha paaji...dhoni veere sun lo gall...aaj de zamaane ch muh kaala karwauna afsoos di nahi fakr di gall aa :P

main tan thuade ghardeyan waare soch ke keh reha si ke uhna nu nahi changa lagna...baaki thuade waare sochan tan muh kaala taan kehn di hi gall hai..muh te lalli cha jaandi aa asal vich tan eida :22:
 
Aaho maari moti fukri maarni chaidi ae, hun saarey shyane madrasi bun jaan tan fer ki fayda :rana
 
freelance_cricketer said:
Muh kaala kisey da vi ho sakda aj de zmane vich 22 :butt
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RWAC said:
saahi keha paaji...dhoni veere sun lo gall...aaj de zamaane ch muh kaala karwauna afsoos di nahi fakr di gall aa :P

main tan thuade ghardeyan waare soch ke keh reha si ke uhna nu nahi changa lagna...baaki thuade waare sochan tan muh kaala taan kehn di hi gall hai..muh te lalli cha jaandi aa asal vich tan eida :22:
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Mein moo´h nayyi kaala karwaana:boom:! Keyo´n mere pichhey payye hoyye o:22:......

Dua karo mein bachch jaa´nwaa´n ajj kal dey´h zamaaney chhey:9:.....
 
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