Punjabi Thread...

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Ai taagah sirf Punjab de Sheraan tai Sherniyaan wastay ai. Idhe vich sirf Punjabich galaan haun geeya. Chalo fir, Allah da naa le kai shuroo ho jao.
 
mainu kuch punjabi nahi aandi. :) But I am Punjabi :))
 
Bey-sharmo, kush sharram karo tey achchiyaan gallaa karo:22:!!!
 
haha...mannu bara maza aa raya twadi gallan par ke

maine punjabi koyi nai aandi...
 
saqibsalman said:
haha...mannu bara maza aa raya twadi gallan par ke

maine punjabi koyi nai aandi...

Aggar taanu Punjabi nayyi aandi teh aye ki wey jo lekh raye o:20:?
 
saqibsalman said:
haha...mannu bara maza aa raya twadi gallan par ke

maine punjabi koyi nai aandi...

ajeeb gall hai yaar, asaan nuun vee ay punjabi shabi nee aandee
 
Taanu sarayaan nu ekk, ekk Punjabi course karran dee lor wey:26:.
 
Assan te jana Billo de kaar.
 
McBoom said:
Assan te jana Billo de kaar.

Teh Billo dey karr jaana je teh aithey ki karran daiye o? Ki hoiga aggar Billo ne pelley hee kissi hor nu karr bathaya hoe teh?
 
McBoom said:
Assan te jana Billo de kaar.
Ik bari maari khabar aye tuaade layee. Billo math day paper ton kabraa kay raati nass gayee aye.
 
Momo said:
Ik bari maari khabar aye tuaade layee. Billo math day paper ton kabraa kay raati nass gayee aye.
Lo ji, ab phir kuttay khassi karan nu time hoya eh.
 
McBoom said:
Lo ji, ab phir kuttay khassi karan nu time hoya eh.
:))) :))) :))) [A very fast learner McBoom!]

Shawa oye jawaana! Khush keeta ii!

[Have slightly ammended your prose as follows:]

Lo ji, hun pher kuttay khassi karan da time hoya eh.
 
Momo said:
:))) :))) :))) [A very fast learner McBoom!]

Shawa oye jawaana! Khush keeta ii!

[Have slightly ammended your prose as follows:]

Lo ji, hun pher kuttay khassi karan da time hoya eh.
Bas jinab suhbat ka asar hae. :sarfraz
 
Aye Momo paaji bohat kush sikhaa dendeyne;-). Tussi bas hun sikhi jayyio:19:.
 
McBoom said:
Lo ji, ab phir kuttay khassi karan nu time hoya eh.

post of the week surely!

just for the use of kutaay khassi :)
 
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TAK said:
post of the qweek surely!

just for the use of kutaay khassi :)

Menu tawaadi galaan di samaj ni aye, menu shaak pendaa ai kai tusee koi ajeeb zubaan boldeyo pai.
 
Yeh kon si Punjabi ashtyle wich gallan hondi pari is pind wich? O tussi he duss do kay kee lafaz hodna para see?
 
Mein heraan waan ke tussi log eithey kairi zubaan lekh deyh o:20:.......
 
O Yaaro, Thuada ki haal wa?

Pakistan thi Cricket Team thay hallat boath kharaab hun!!
 
12thMan said:
Yeh kon si Punjabi ashtyle wich gallan hondi pari is pind wich? O tussi he duss do kay kee lafaz hodna para see?

Jithe tu akhya, 'batta', uthe tenu 'dus' akhna chaida si.
 
12thMan said:
Yeh kon si Punjabi ashtyle wich gallan hondi pari is pind wich? O tussi he duss do kay kee lafaz hodna para see?

Tai ithe tenu 'yeh kon si' di jagaach, 'Ih kiri' akhna chaida si. Menu shak pendaa ai kai tu bollywood di 'Punjabi' sun sun ke thoraa jaiya confuse ho gaiyein.
 
Teh meinu lagda wey ke tussi saare hee thorey confuse hogaye o. Tanu kissi nu wi saiy Punjabi nayyi aandi:22:.
 
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Gujar said:
Ai taagah sirf Punjab de Sheraan tai Sherniyaan wastay ai. Idhe vich sirf Punjabich galaan haun geeya. Chalo fir, Allah da naa le kai shuroo ho jao.

Meinu nayyi si pata ke aithey Sher aur Sherniyaan wi lekh diyaan ne:13:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Meinu nayyi si pata ke aithey Sher aur Sherniyaan wi lekh diyaan ne:13:.

O yaara political correctness we koi cheez hondi ai, aj kal saraiyaa nu khush rakhna pendaa wai.
 
Gujar said:
O yaara political correctness we koi cheez hondi ai, aj kal saraiyaa nu khush rakhna pendaa wai.

Tyaan naal zarraa! Doosreyaan di khushi chey kittey aap hee na uddaas ho ke bey jaana:26:.
 
Lagda wey ke mere toh ziyada Punjabi kissi nu nayyi aandi:11:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Lagda wey ke mere toh ziyada Punjabi kissi nu nayyi aandi:11:.

Punjabi tai saade khoon vich ai par asee sirf teray haar vehlay kunaa!
 
Gujar said:
Punjabi tai saade khoon vich ai par asee sirf teray haar vehlay kunaa!

Tussi vi thora waqt Punjabi layyi kadd leya karo;-).
 
Waqt tai oos cheez wastay bandaa kaddhe jidhe wastay fursat na howay!
 
Gujar said:
Waqt tai oos cheez wastay bandaa kaddhe jidhe wastay fursat na howay!
Main teh aehi vaikheya eh ke, banda jinna vehla howe onna hi waqt kadna mushkal honda eh.
 
Momo said:
Main teh aehi vaikheya eh ke, banda jinna vehla howe onna hi waqt kadna mushkal honda eh.

Eh gal hai vi sachchi. Meinu vekho, saara din vehla rena waan par taaveen waqt kadna aukha lagda weyh:22:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Eh gal hai vi sachchi. Meinu vekho, saara din vehla rena waan par taaveen waqt kadna aukha lagda weyh:22:.
Khalid Masood horaan ne punjabi/urdu ich aakheya eh:

ik sakkint ki fursat naeen hai pora jinna kam vi koi naeen
kaudi jinni khushi vi naeen hai ratti jinna gham vi koi naeen

daaktar uski nabaz ko pharr kar baithe hue hain hakke bakke
dil vi tak tak tarak raha hai seene andar dam vi koi naheen

uske kar ka rasta go ke mushkil naeen par yaad vi naeen hai
gali jalebi vargi hai aur pech vi koi naeen kham vi koi naeen
 
Legendary_Sage said:
Ki ho gaya bharavo.
aidee khamoshi kyoun aye aithe.
koi gal baat karo.

Ih baraa khatarnaak ilaaka wai, ithe banday kut hi aondeyn, taan wastay galaan karn daa mohkaa kunee labdaa.
 
Gujar said:
Ih baraa khatarnaak ilaaka wai, ithe banday kut hi aondeyn, taan wastay galaan karn daa mohkaa kunee labdaa.
Kioon paa ji, aye ilaaka ghair eh?
 
Lagda weyh ke ayh taagah ziyada challeya nayyi mere baghair:10:.........
 
Momo said:
^
Hun tussi aa gaye o, nasaao aes taage noon.

Hun teh bas ayhi kam karna weyh:p.
 
Tohni (Dhoni) horan ne aakheya teh see par aes taage noon hun tore koi naeen rahe. Haure kioon?
 
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Momo said:
Tohni (Dhoni) horan ne aakheya teh see par aes taage noon hun tore koi naeen rahe. Haure kioon?

Mere toh ilaawa ess taagey nu koi nayi tore sak da, aye gal mann ni payye gi.:26:.
 
Sab suttey payye o, Mundeyo:boom:?!!!
 
Younis Khan nu Captaan bana ditha!!

Balle Balle. Mithai vando!
 
Boi said:
Younis Khan nu Captaan bana ditha!!

Balle Balle. Mithai vando!

Hun tussi mithai khud vando ge yaan fer sanu hukkum deyn dayye o:13:? Teh gal sunno, mein zarraa Gulaab-Jamun shaok naal khana waan:26:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Hun tussi mithai khud vando ge yaan fer sanu hukkum deyn dayye o:13:? Teh gal sunno, mein zarraa Gulaab-Jamun shaok naal khana waan:26:.

Jinay Wandh Nhi Oho Wand De! :afridi
 
Chalo Hor Nawi Tazi Khabar Sunao Rawal Saab!!
 
Shukkar weyh ke koi teh mayyi da laal aya ess taagey chey likhann noo:26:.

Boi said:
Chalo Hor Nawi Tazi Khabar Sunao Rawal Saab!!

Navvi taazi eh weyh ke mein hajjey vi kunwaara waan:22:.......
 
Sab jeendey payye o na:26:?
 
12thMan said:
Oye chaudary! saanu paye pasnad na. Tikka e Nihari balay balay

Mein tannu ki koi waiter lagna waan ke tussi eh order dein dayye o:13:?
 
Khabri420 said:
Aaho. Chotay, do cha laa!

Darrasal, tussi sab minnu ghallat samjhan dayye o :boom:. Mein koi waiter nayyi haiga:26:.
 
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neo88 said:
mainu kuch punjabi nahi aandi.

Abe bhajji na fffffoto lana ai magar Punjabi koni achni?! Wah bari gal hai paaji, bari gal! :O

Ja.......ja kisi aur ffffffoto laaa, bhajji na naam khrab na kar!

:p
 
slix10 said:
Menu punjabi vich gal pasand aandi eh.

Teh fer tussi Punjabi vich hee posting kareya karo.
 
DHONI183 said:
Teh fer tussi Punjabi vich hee posting kareya karo.
Lekin meri punjabi bohat weak ah. I'm more of a urdu person.

So far I know. Tenu= tumko, menu=humko, hai=ah, vich=mein, gal=baat. But the sentence/grammar structure of punjabi compared to urdu is very different.
 
slix10 said:
Lekin meri punjabi bohat weak ah. I'm more of a urdu person.

So far I know. Tenu= tumko, menu=humko, hai=ah, vich=mein, gal=baat. But the sentence/grammar structure of punjabi compared to urdu is very different.

Tussi kissi Punjaban naal weyyah karwalo teh tussi chheyti chheyti Punjabi sekh jaogey;-).
 
DHONI183 said:
Tussi kissi Punjaban naal weyyah karwalo teh tussi chheyti chheyti Punjabi sekh jaogey;-).

Tu apna naa tai ni agaa karda pyaa veah wastay?
 
Gujar said:
Tu apna naa tai ni agaa karda pyaa veah wastay?

O jee, assi teh har weiley weyyah nu teyyaar waan lekin koi wauti nayyi labbi hajey tak:|.
 
DHONI183 said:
O jee, assi teh har weiley weyyah nu teyyaar waan lekin koi wauti nayyi labbi hajey tak:|.

Wohti nu kithu labban di koshish kardaa pya tu? Shaadi.com nu ik mokaa de, wotiyaan di line (lehn) lag jaigee.
 
Gujar said:
Wohti nu kithu labban di koshish kardaa pya tu? Shaadi.com nu ik mokaa de, wotiyaan di line (lehn) lag jaigee.

Yaar, wauti nu jitho vi labna waan labdi nayyi. Mein Shaadi.com waleyaan ko gaya teh oona ne kya mein halley chhota waan:22:. Hun teh tussi dasso ki kariye:|......
 
DHONI183 said:
Yaar, wauti nu jitho vi labna waan labdi nayyi. Mein Shaadi.com waleyaan ko gaya teh oona ne kya mein halley chhota waan:22:. Hun teh tussi dasso ki kariye:|......

Oh tu onaa nu akhna si, wai shaadi wastay koi vi ni nikka hondaa! 18 saal daa bhacha ja fir 40 saal da chacha, veah de vehlay saraay jawaan hi hondeyn!
 
Gujar said:
Oh tu onaa nu akhna si, wai shaadi wastay koi vi ni nikka hondaa! 18 saal daa bhacha ja fir 40 saal da chacha, veah de vehlay saraay jawaan hi hondeyn!

Yaar, weyyah teh fer vi hondey rein gey, munnu ay dass ke Pakistan di Team ne ki khaa leya wey? Eena gannda teh kaddi nayyi si khedey jivein kal khedey ney:22:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Yaar, weyyah teh fer vi hondey rein gey, munnu ay dass ke Pakistan di Team ne ki khaa leya wey? Eena gannda teh kaddi nayyi si khedey jivein kal khedey ney:22:.

Menu eh tai ni pataa inaa ne kai khadaiyaa wai, par menu itna pataa kai inaa di roti hoon baand kar chohrni chaidee ai!
 
Gujar said:
Menu eh tai ni pataa inaa ne kai khadaiyaa wai, par menu itna pataa kai inaa di roti hoon baand kar chohrni chaidee ai!

Yaar, ajj teh kosh umeedaan hai ne. Wekho ki gannd kol deyh ne saarey rall ke:22:.
 
Oye hoye!!! Saddi team ne barri wadiyaah kaar kardagi wakhaye ve sanu:19:. Bohat hee achche kheidey saarey dey saarey munday:).
 
World Cup teh muk geya. Asi aalmi hukamraan bun gaye ah. Rawal saab tussa uthe bare pareshaan nazar aaye ho... sunao koi navi taazi, Voti mili ya nai?

Asa ki vi ek moka deyo tuvadi khidmat karan da tusa ki mayoos nai kara geh.

Kuri di umer kini honi chaidi eh?

Kad kina hona chaida?

Parhai lakhai kini honi chaidi eh?

Kuri di aadat kaisi hovey? (dande kha leso?)

Koi aur sawal jawab poochne ne teh rabta kareyo.

Meh apni navi website kholi eh--------> mundeya aaste voti labo.com

Zaroor hazri lavayo website teh.
 
Umair Paracha! said:
World Cup teh muk geya. Asi aalmi hukamraan bun gaye ah. Rawal saab tussa uthe bare pareshaan nazar aaye ho... sunao koi navi taazi, Voti mili ya nai?

Halley tak teh koi navi tazi nayyi hai gi.

Umair Paracha! said:
Kuri di umer kini honi chaidi eh?

Yaar, 18 toh leyh ke 36 tak koi vi challey gi.

Umair Paracha! said:
Kad kina hona chaida?

Bas chummi seedi/pauri charh ke naa leini pavein, baaki khair weyh:26:.

Umair Paracha! said:
Parhai lakhai kini honi chaidi eh?

Bas apna naam likhna aanda hoyye teh mera parhna aanda hoyye, eh challey ga.

Umair Paracha! said:
Kuri di aadat kaisi hovey? (dande kha leso?)

Koi vi gandi/burri aadat naa hovey, baaki bardaasht karlaanga.

Umair Paracha! said:
Koi aur sawal jawab poochne ne teh rabta kareyo.

Meh apni navi website kholi eh--------> mundeya aaste voti labo.com

Zaroor hazri lavayo website teh.

Hun teh bas tuvaadi website teh umeedaan ney saariyan, warna assi hun weyyaa karna hee nayyi:boom:.
 
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