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Sab theek thaak tey heina:13:?
 
ihtasham riaz tarar said:
ki haaaaaaaaaal ea tusssi saaaaran dan
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Saadey haal channgey manngey ney. Bas tussi sunao hon:13:......
 
Saare kunware munday: mundeya aaste voti labo.com teh hasri lavao fata fat.

:ibutt
 
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Dhoni183 da veya ho geya iss website di waja nal. Tusi vi faida uthao mundeyo!
 
Umair Paracha! said:
Dhoni183 da veya ho geya iss website di waja nal. Tusi vi faida uthao mundeyo!
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Dhoni ne saanu kuni sanehyaa pehjeyaa apnay veah da. Sohneyo narazgi tai nai saade nal?
 
Gujar said:
Dhoni ne saanu kuni sanehyaa pehjeyaa apnay veah da. Sohneyo narazgi tai nai saade nal?
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Sohneyo, koi vi narraazgi nayyi gi. Eh Umair Bhai Saab nu bass roza bauta lag gaya veh, hor kujh nayyi.
 
Dawat wastey sahneya zaroor aasi :D
 
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Umair Paracha! said:
Dawat wastey sahneya zaroor aasi :D
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Yaar, jiddon weyyaa karanga taanu dawat teh vi saddaan ga. Meinnu eh dasso ke mere Walimey teh ki shauk naal khavoge?
 
Sheikh jee, kuj vi hove chalsi valime te bus tusi jald tu jald dulha bano.
 
Umair Paracha! said:
Sheikh jee, kuj vi hove chalsi valime te bus tusi jald tu jald dulha bano.
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Chishti Saab, kosh hun thora baut teh intezaar karo. Waisey vi, tussi peilaan karni wey mere to´n.
 
Mein hoon-e oh Hindi aala taaga par ke ayaa waan wapas es taagay vich, tai aidaa dard kardaa pyaa sihr meraa hoon.
 
Gujar said:
Mein hoon-e oh Hindi aala taaga par ke ayaa waan wapas es taagay vich, tai aidaa dard kardaa pyaa sihr meraa hoon.
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Kujh samajh nayyi ayyi saanu:20:.......
 
Gujar said:
'My head is hurting so much now'.
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Achcha, hun samajh ayi! Lekin hun teh nayyi serr dukh da peyya tuvaada:22:?
 
Nai hoon sihr teeq ai, hoon tai pakistan di batting tak ke shahid fir sihr dard karn poway!
 
Gujar said:
Nai hoon sihr teeq ai, hoon tai pakistan di batting tak ke shahid fir sihr dard karn poway!
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Kal fer morr key/baad vich peerr/peed hui taanu:13:?
 
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6xafridi said:
mujhe punjabi seekh ni hai!
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Aithey tussi mufft chhey Punjabi sekh sakkdey o:).
 
chalo sahi hai!
tussi germany se ho? meinu bhi deutche andi hai tori bohut (hope i said it right)
 
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punj charghay bole toh? :P
i'm not what you call an expert in urdu/punjabi jokes hehe
 
6xafridi said:
chalo sahi hai!
tussi germany se ho? meinu bhi deutche andi hai tori bohut (hope i said it right)
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Not perfect but it is possible to improve on it:19:.
 
dhoni - can you correct it?
12thMan - ok got how to say what is this in punjabi hehe. is bashiriya a title?
Gujar - tehkaa leyaa? what does that mean
 
6xafridi said:
dhoni - can you correct it?
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Yes, here it is:

"Chalo sayyi e/ve!
Tussi Germany toh ho? Meinu vi Deutsch thori bohat aundi vey."

That´s right I am sure:)!
 
Oye yaar-aah...mainu bhee panjabi main gal karna sekhaaa

all i kno is

Oh tussi kee karande?? / Assi tussi piyanda Lassi / aur wich kee gallan karna thee /
Mithey khaao aam batwao pare kar diyo taaghi, oh tanu ho gaya nu punjaabi
 
Chal rein dey. Ai koi punjabi hoi. Tussi first post was thait punjabi gallan but doosri baari satianas kar ditta si
 
12thMan said:
Chal rein dey. Ai koi punjabi hoi. Tussi first post was thait punjabi gallan but doosri baari satianas kar ditta si
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mainu naheen ata to sekha na yaar

haha im reli bad at this :)

chal ahista ahista khudhi sahi ho jandi mainu ke punjaabi :P
btw whats wrong with my second post?
 
Fawad paaji, tusi apne signature vich likheyaa ve ke tusi Fawad Alam de saareyaa tu vadde fan ho, par tasweer tusi Wasim paaji di chaari eh. Idaa ki saab eh?
 
Gujar said:
Fawad paaji, tusi apne signature vich likheyaa ve ke tusi Fawad Alam de saareyaa tu vadde fan ho, par tasweer tusi Wasim paaji di chaari eh. Idaa ki saab eh?
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Gujar paaji mainu Fawad Alam de saareyaa tu vadda fan hun, par uss ke tasweer laga naheen saka nu. box mein fit naheen ayee vich. To waseem paaji kee tasveer vich lagani parhi nu box vich :D aye waala paragraph tussi kok kaisa laga? improving? :D
 
i've been searching for a pdf file that teaches you punjabi (pakistani style) but i haven't found one. can you guys help?
 
Fawad_Bhai said:
Gujar paaji mainu Fawad Alam de saareyaa tu vadda fan hun, par uss ke tasweer laga naheen saka nu. box mein fit naheen ayee vich. To waseem paaji kee tasveer vich lagani parhi nu box vich :D aye waala paragraph tussi kok kaisa laga? improving? :D
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Tu tai puray taagay da beraa ghark kar ditta ve.
 
Gujar said:
Tu tai puray taagay da beraa ghark kar ditta ve.
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Yaar, zarra thanndey hokey gall karo. Eena gussa achcha nayyi honda:46:.
 
Main vi Punjabi haan, par punjabi bolan da mauka hi nahi miliye 4 saal ton umreeca ch.
Mere dada-dadi pindi ton te nana-nani multan de ilaake to hunn.
 
6xafridi said:
daso meinu, mein punjabi main kaise gal karoon
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Oh Paaji , Lo karlo gal . Tussi Pashto te nai bolde pai na , Ai punjabi hi hain tuade muu kolo je nikaldi pai hain .

Saadi Punjabi thori jia tuuti phuuti hain magr assi khosish karde payanga jab tak ik punjabi jatt di tara na bolan sikh lawe .
 
ki haal chaal a jwano, khush baash o. ki galan shalan ho raheiyan nay?
 
ZAK said:
ki haal chaal a jwano, khush baash o. ki galan shalan ho raheiyan nay?
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Koi khaas gallaan nayyi ho rayyi a:|. Tussi hee hun koi navvi taazi cherro:26:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Koi khaas gallaan nayyi ho rayyi a:|. Tussi hee hun koi navvi taazi cherro:26:.
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koi mozu (topic) tay daiyo fer wekho gaalan day pahaar kharay kar dessan day :)
 
ZAK said:
koi mozu (topic) tay daiyo fer wekho gaalan day pahaar kharay kar dessan day :)
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Chalo fer muashrey di kharabiyaan tey galaan karney waan saarey ral key:P.
 
DHONI183 said:
Chalo fer muashrey di kharabiyaan tey galaan karney waan saarey ral key:P.
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agar tuhada dil daroniya khabra sunan nu a tay ja k Geo ya Ary wekho, kyun kay muashra, muashra ghat tay Alfred Hitchcok tay Roman Polanski di filma har zyada ho gya a :P.
 
ZAK said:
agar tuhada dil daroniya khabra sunan nu a tay ja k Geo ya Ary wekho, kyun kay muashra, muashra ghat tay Alfred Hitchcok tay Roman Polanski di filma har zyada ho gya a :P.
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ARY News lagga hoya vey lekin otthey saadey saddar Asif Ali Zardari saab daa interview lagga hoya vey:26:.

Waisey, navvaan saal mubarak hovey saarey Punjabiyaan nu:135:!!!
 
DHONI183 said:
ARY News lagga hoya vey lekin otthey saadey saddar Asif Ali Zardari saab daa interview lagga hoya vey:26:.

Waisey, navvaan saal mubarak hovey saarey Punjabiyaan nu:135:!!!
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Khair mubarak dhoni bhai, a zardari waisay bara hi kamina banda nai aj paya kanda si "pakistan khapay" khapay tu aap lantiya :P
 
ZAK said:
a forum aida sust kyun a?
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Baraa bemaar si eh forum pishlay mahiney, tandhak ziyaada hogeesi, taan wastay aleh vi thori susti mehsoos kardaa ve pya.
 
ZAK said:
Khair mubarak dhoni bhai, a zardari waisay bara hi kamina banda nai aj paya kanda si "pakistan khapay" khapay tu aap lantiya :P
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O jee, o appni Sindhi zubaan chey "Pakistan khappay" kayyendey ney, Punjabi chey nayyi kayyendey:boom:. Billa´wallah gussa kar jaandey o PPP waleyaan tey tussi:26:.

ZAK said:
a forum aida sust kyun a?
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Saadey Punjabi praa log lassi pi leindey ney tey fer susst ho jandey ney.
 
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DHONI183 said:
O jee, o appni Sindhi zubaan chey "Pakistan khappay" kayyendey ney, Punjabi chey nayyi kayyendey:boom:. Billa´wallah gussa kar jaandey o PPP waleyaan tey tussi:26:.



mainu pataa a, tusi mera ghatiya mazak nayin samajh sakay :P
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ZAK said:
mainu pataa a, tusi mera ghatiya mazak nayin samajh sakay :P
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Mein tuvaada ghatiya mazzaak khoob samajh daa waan. Mein sagho tuvaadi latt kechh reya saan (< leg pulling).

:P;-):D
 
DHONI183 said:
Mein tuvaada ghatiya mazzaak khoob samajh daa waan. Mein sagho tuvaadi latt kechh reya saan (< leg pulling).

:P;-):D
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acha janaba-e-aali, lakin aainda to khyaal rakhna k meri latt kichni a torni nai :P
 
ZAK said:
acha janaba-e-aali, lakin aainda to khyaal rakhna k meri latt kichni a torni nai :P
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Fikkar naa karo assi kadi vi tuvaadi latt nayyi torraangey. Vassakhiyaan (< crutches) tey tussi barrey ajeeb laggo gey es waastey:boom:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Fikkar naa karo assi kadi vi tuvaadi latt nayyi torraangey. Vassakhiyaan (< crutches) tey tussi barrey ajeeb laggo gey es waastey:boom:.
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shukria dhoni bhai saab, Allah tuhada bhalla karay tusi baray hi khyal rakhday o :p
 
DHONI183 said:
Fikkar naa karo assi kadi vi tuvaadi latt nayyi torraangey. Vassakhiyaan (< crutches) tey tussi barrey ajeeb laggo gey es waastey:boom:.
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shukria dhoni bhai saab, Allah tuhada bhalla karay tusi baray hi khyal rakhday o :P.
 
ZAK said:
shukria dhoni bhai saab, Allah tuhada bhalla karay tusi baray hi khyal rakhday o :P.
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O jee, assi tey dunya tey hee doosreyaan daa kheyal rakkhan layye ayyein aan. Tussi aitthey jinnoon marzi poochh lo:11:!
 
DHONI183 said:
O jee, assi tey dunya tey hee doosreyaan daa kheyal rakkhan layye ayyein aan. Tussi aitthey jinnoon marzi poochh lo:11:!
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Janab puchan di ki zaroorat a, mainu pataa hai tusi bary pohnchi hoi shakseat o :P.
 
ZAK said:
Janab puchan di ki zaroorat a, mainu pataa hai tusi bary pohnchi hoi shakseat o :P.
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Bas assi kadi gharoor nayyi kita, jerey marzi muqaam tey pohanch jayyiye aajazi hamesha appnayyi vey.
 
DHONI183 said:
Bas assi kadi gharoor nayyi kita, jerey marzi muqaam tey pohanch jayyiye aajazi hamesha appnayyi vey.
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Mashallah, chasm-e-badoor :P.
 
Es taagey nu chalaan di sirf meri zimmaydaari vey:|? Doosrey vi thora bohat kuch lekh deya karran:26:!
 
DHONI183 said:
Es taagey nu chalaan di sirf meri zimmaydaari vey:|? Doosrey vi thora bohat kuch lekh deya karran:26:!
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Main tay apni poori koshish kar rya han lakin koi sangi hor wi tay hovan tohaday ilawa jina nun ais dhagay di zindagi da khyal howay.
 
ZAK said:
Main tay apni poori koshish kar rya han lakin koi sangi hor wi tay hovan tohaday ilawa jina nun ais dhagay di zindagi da khyal howay.
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Lagda vey saadey toh ilaawa kissi nu vi Punjabi nayyi aundi:boom:. Doosreyaan di dil-chaspi ziyada doosri zubaana nu bollan chey vey:22:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Lagda vey saadey toh ilaawa kissi nu vi Punjabi nayyi aundi:boom:. Doosreyaan di dil-chaspi ziyada doosri zubaana nu bollan chey vey:22:.
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bilkul theek keh rahay o dhoni saab.
 
Sab kitthey turr gaye o:boom:!!!!
 
Gujar said:
Tusi dowaan ne te changaa kum chalaahi rakheyaa ve meray pichay.
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Lekin doh (2) banndey kinna ku kam kar sakdey ney akhir:22:? Doosreyan nu vi thorri dil-chaspi vakhaani chayyi di vey:26:.
 
DHONI183 said:
Lekin doh (2) banndey kinna ku kam kar sakdey ney akhir:22:? Doosreyan nu vi thorri dil-chaspi vakhaani chayyi di vey:26:.
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Angraizi da nasha bari nasli shay way :P
 
ZAK said:
Angraizi da nasha bari nasli shay way :P
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Angrezi da nasha barri burri shay vey meinnu puchho tey:26:. Assal chey sirf Punjabi bayn-ul-aqwaami zubaanu honi chayyi di si.
 
DHONI183 said:
Angrezi da nasha barri burri shay vey meinnu puchho tey:26:. Assal chey sirf Punjabi bayn-ul-aqwaami zubaanu honi chayyi di si.
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Bayn-ul-aqwaami ho sakdi si agar logan da ai khyaal na hoonda kay Punjabi ik 'Uncivilized' zubban a.
 
Gujar said:
Tawaade dowaan daa Punjab de kiray ilaake naal taluk aa?
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Maira talak Lahore nal a. Tuhada talak kis ilaake naal a Gujar Sahab?
 
ZAK said:
Bayn-ul-aqwaami ho sakdi si agar logan da ai khyaal na hoonda kay Punjabi ik 'Uncivilized' zubban a.
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Aeyss gall nu mein nayyi mann´daa kyonke aeh gall bilkul ghalat vey. Punjabi vi baaki zubaana vanngu ekk zubaan hee ey.

Gujar said:
Tawaade dowaan daa Punjab de kiray ilaake naal taluk aa?
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Mein ji Sahiwal dey ilaakey toh reyyn wala vaan. Mein gyara (11) saal zindagi Pakistan chey hee guzzaari vey:26:. Tusi sunao kittho dey reyyn waley o:13:?
 
DHONI183 said:
Aeyss gall nu mein nayyi mann´daa kyonke aeh gall bilkul ghalat vey. Punjabi vi baaki zubaana vanngu ekk zubaan hee ey.

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Main tay awaam-ul-nas di 'general perception ' day baaray wich gal kar raya san. Main tay aapay is gal nal itifaak nai karda kay Punjabi ik bayn-ul-aqwaami zubaan nahin ho sakdi.
 
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