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meri Punjabi tuun kawwi sunega te hass haas ke digjayega.

mainnu to bilkul hi naheen aandi
:butt

Lol, tussi Lahori bande ho, Punjabi te tuadi changi hoigi :razzaq

manu te thoriji aandi he, sikh da peya.
:fawad
 
yaar assi UAE de peydawaar ne, ithhay Punjabi'ch gallan karne da inna mauqa naheen mileya.

hon thori thori seekh rawaan.
 
Oh balle balle, hath vi balle, cut vi balle, ladoo vi balle

balle bhai balle!

Dumdananum Dumdananum Dumdananum dum! Nach gao itte aao, nach gao kela kao! Dumdananum Dumdananum Dumdananum dum!
 
Oh balle balle, hath vi balle, cut vi balle, ladoo vi balle

balle bhai balle!

Dumdananum Dumdananum Dumdananum dum! Nach gao itte aao, nach gao kela kao! Dumdananum Dumdananum Dumdananum dum!

Tuvaadi shaadi ho rayyi vey:13:?
 
Kiya, guna ya? Tusa vi na...na ider banda nachi sakna, na kela kaye sakna. Ta agar mood vaar do-e karne ni...ta fir pata ni. InshAllah ik deyara achsi, jub banda nachsi...ta naal kela vi kaasi...na balke saeeb, saeeb kaasi :inti
 
paiyyan tussi dil khhol ke nacho te keyley khao, mainnu bas ek oi tension haigi.

kaheen o keyla nachdey waqt tuadday halaq vich naa phass jaye...:wahab
 
Bas paaji, tuwada pyaar eh. Tusa bus ik Dua karo, ke ea gal na hove. Main, zaati gal poocho, samajna ke main bara seeeeesan campaaaner-a...errrrrrrrrr...taaa main nachi vi sakna taaaa kela vi kaaai sakna ta koi khatra ni phasne na.

jesa oooooooooo Sheikh Rashid paaji, cigaar nu peena na bara expeeeeert a, main vi is maamle vich bara expeeeeert samajna
 
tussi nachaan te keyle khaan de expert ho?

kaheen tussi o nachan aale baandar te naheen ho?
 
oh ka gal karne o tusa? Main koi bander-shander na, bus kaa aakha, guzaara karna paeenda. Bara mushkil e ji is dooooar vich. Jo kam mila, naaake bander aala kam vaa, karna ta paenda na.
Tusa miki bao, tusa kara kam karne o? Twada dost Salman paijaan akhia sa ke tusa pichlay saal ik aaace-cream ni shop koli si?
 
aaho kholi si, Alhamdulillah bilkul first class kum chalreyaa hai.
 
Oye aeyh Punjabi taaga vey yaan keylieyaan daa:20:?
 
taaga :D

ek oi gall hai.

Moderator paa ji, aggar aitthey kissi ney laffaz "thread" istmaal keeta tey oss tey paa-banndi laga deyna.

Meri gall mann lo!
 
Dhoni paaji, kela ya THREAD.....gal bas ik. Dowe lambe....dowe bare mazedaar.

AZ paaji....eh tasveer tusa ni ya? MashAllah kitne jawaan o. Ta e tappi bari khoobsurat eh
 
oh nai o nai mey nai'aan...ah baray waday, baray mashoor Biryaniyan khaan aaley Champion ne...aye minton vich puri puri daighan mukaa deynde ne.
 
Puri daighan mukaa deynde ne? Eh ta bara blaaa jeez e ji! :O

Oh ghar ji aaya nu Bismillah!
Val e na Striver, teek-taak? kheri-meri?
 
o Mohsin paraah ji, assi te bilkul theek thaak aan tusi duso towada kee haal chaal eh
 
Main pai-ji bilkul theek-a, magar ai Afridi ni khabar sunya ta bara duk oya...hai
 
Dhoni paaji, kela ya THREAD.....gal bas ik. Dowe lambe....dowe bare mazedaar.

AZ paaji....eh tasveer tusa ni ya? MashAllah kitne jawaan o. Ta e tappi bari khoobsurat eh

Mohsin Paaji, Tusi kittey ajj kal keyleyaan di mashoori tey nayyi kar rayye? Kinney paisey mil deyh jey keleyaan waaleyaan kolo´n?

Tusi bas hun kujh hor shurru karo. Har waqt changey nayyi hondey.
 
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Kiddan veeray F_C oye kee haal eh tera. Suniya eh tu aj kal aik punjaban mutiyaar nal phirna eh, oh mutiyaar jidah chacha khalistani ha?
 
Oye.....mainu ae thread peelaan nai labbiii............

haan gi...aur sunao tussi saray............

hunn jennay sanno "pendu" aakhia....oodi aisi di tessi :yk

aethay PP te koi Gujrat tu Punjabi vi hai ve?????
 
sasrikaal bhraao :D

Mein kya Sat Sari Akal ji, baadsho:).

Kiddan veeray F_C oye kee haal eh tera. Suniya eh tu aj kal aik punjaban mutiyaar nal phirna eh, oh mutiyaar jidah chacha khalistani ha?

Aeyho jayyi gallaan aeys tarhaan kissi nuh nayyi dassi diyaan. Aeyh tey hun Freelance_Cricketer paa ney changa nayyi keeta:boom:........

Waisey, tuvaanu kinvein patah:13:?
 
Kiddan veeray F_C oye kee haal eh tera. Suniya eh tu aj kal aik punjaban mutiyaar nal phirna eh, oh mutiyaar jidah chacha khalistani ha?

vadiya veeere, tusi dasso..
aaaho, bohta raula ni pauna hun :yk awein shittar na paijaaan kitey :)))
 
kaimo kaim, ki chalda? :D

Paaji, kujh samajh nayyi ayyi saanu:22:. Dubara dasso:26:.......
Shittar kiri gallu marega koi tawaanu? Kuri de koi rishtedar PP de utte vi haigay ne?

Kittey oona daa appney Abbaa ji PP tey hoyye tey? O puchhan gey ke keri kurri phassayyi pherna vey ajj kal.......

Abba ji kolo´n bachch key rao:boom:!
 
La dasso! Yaariyaan laaniyaan barrey jigrey da kamm eh. Pucho haan valla ohdey kauloon jehree kachey kaddey te thaathaan maardey Chanaa de vich kudd gai apney Mahivaal lai te hik ne apney yaar lai pahaar paat ke dudh di nehar vahaa ditteee te chusskiya vi nai ... twaanoon chitteraan di payee eh? Sharam te nai ai honi hain?
 
Is Punjabi taagay vich ik Faisalabadi di kami reh gayi si jo main poori karan aayaan :-)
 
Sau Bismillah te naaley Jee Ayaan Noon Paijaan.

Baitho, koi chaa paani, koi lassee shassee? Aye oh te ann paani kar ke hi jaiyo, Ah!
 
La dasso! Yaariyaan laaniyaan barrey jigrey da kamm eh. Pucho haan valla ohdey kauloon jehree kachey kaddey te thaathaan maardey Chanaa de vich kudd gai apney Mahivaal lai te hik ne apney yaar lai pahaar paat ke dudh di nehar vahaa ditteee te chusskiya vi nai ... twaanoon chitteraan di payee eh? Sharam te nai ai honi hain?

Sayyi kya ji...... Lekin ajj kal yaariyaan di koi kadr hee nayyi reyh gayyi:(...... Kissi kurri nuh pyaar-muhabbat di peshkash karo tey o chhiteraan tey uttar aoundi vi:22:......

Sau Bismillah te naaley Jee Ayaan Noon Paijaan.

Baitho, koi chaa paani, koi lassee shassee? Aye oh te ann paani kar ke hi jaiyo, Ah!

Tusi aitthey koi 'Taaba' kholeyaa hoya jey:13:?
 
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Sau Bismillah te naaley Jee Ayaan Noon Paijaan.

Baitho, koi chaa paani, koi lassee shassee? Aye oh te ann paani kar ke hi jaiyo, Ah!

Shukrya paijaan.

Yaar Punjabi bolni inni aukhi nai jinni likhni aye :(
 
Been a while since I last said something in punjaabi.
Jo wittay wittay royee yan woh uttay uttay hasiyaan. :yk
 
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Kiddan vayi saarey ?

mai ta bhull i gya si ah dhaagge nu :)))
 
Kya yaar kal mai so gya match vekhda vekhda te pata lagya team haar gyi :(
 
Been a while since I last said something in punjaabi.
Jo wittay wittay royee yan woh uttay uttay hasiyaan. :yk

Tussee changa keetaa je ainna chirr Punjabi vich kujj nahi kiyah. Vaisey vekhiya jaye te twaada record haalee vee qaim eh ... :afridi
 
Tusi Punjabi hokey aeys taagey nuh kenjh pol sakkdeyh o? Sharram khao kujh:boom:!



Jiddaa o bakwaas muqaabla si tusi changa keeta key nayyi vekheya:22:..... Saari series hee bohat bakwaas vey:(.....

Aaho vaise kuj ni rakheya is series wich, awein taim pass kar reya assi Windiyan naal :)))
saanu hara kk nayane khush ho jaange ohna de k chalo world champion haratey :P
 
Achha yaar ikk gall dasso mainu, tusi log Punjabi ta bol laine oh par likhni ya padhni aundi ae tuhanu ??
 
Achha yaar ikk gall dasso mainu, tusi log Punjabi ta bol laine oh par likhni ya padhni aundi ae tuhanu ??

Aithey ik chota jiyah masla eh. Twaadey val Punjabi Gurmukhi khat vich likhee jaandee eh te saadey val Punjabi Arabi (Arabic) khat vich likhee jaandee eh. Ais kar ke merey Pakistani payee Arabi khat vich Punjabi likh vi leindey hon ge te parh vi leindey hon ge. Lekin mera nahi khayal ke ainaan vichoon koi vi Gurumukhi vich likhi hoi Punjabi likh parh sakdey hovan.
 
^ chalo bolni auni chahidi aa.
appan vi ta ethe angreji akhran wich punjabi likh re haan :)
 
Sahi kiya Paa Jee. Dillaan vich mohabbataan honiyaan chahidyaan Sarkaar, banda gallaan karran da koi na koi heelaa kar hi lainda.
 
Aaho vaise kuj ni rakheya is series wich, awein taim pass kar reya assi Windiyan naal :)))
saanu hara kk nayane khush ho jaange ohna de k chalo world champion haratey :P

O ji, hun oona ko haar key enjh tey naa kavvo:26:. Kaddi haar mann leya karo:22:.........

Waisey Paaji, apna koi taaruf hee davvo
"introduction forum" tey...... Mera matlab ki naam vey, kinney bachchey, kinni biwiyaan waghera:13:.....


:D:P
 
O ji, hun oona ko haar key enjh tey naa kavvo:26:. Kaddi haar mann leya karo:22:.........

Waisey Paaji, apna koi taaruf hee davvo
"introduction forum" tey...... Mera matlab ki naam vey, kinney bachchey, kinni biwiyaan waghera:13:.....


:D:P

haha.. oh paaji hale intro page te aunn joggey ni han appan
world class player ban k darshan dawangey othhe :P
 
Mai 22 saalan da yar, hale ta padhda wan. Biwi bachey ni halle tan gurl frendan ney :D :asif
 
Mai 22 saalan da yar, hale ta padhda wan. Biwi bachey ni halle tan gurl frendan ney :D :asif

Changa fer aenjh hee khosh ravvo tey maujaa´n lutto:19:!

Mein kya, "Maujaa´n" da matlab kujh hor na samajhna hun:22:......
 
Fer Pakistan di agli series kihde naal aa?

awein vehle baithe ladayiaa kri jaande ney nikammey player tuhaddey :P
 
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Eh kiri pushto maaran lageyaa ve tu.

Yet it was not Punjabi that you typed:facepalm:.......

Mainu yeh suniya TV vich GEO nu program vich "Punjaagi"
te main likh deya idhar. Mainu kya maaloum ke te yeh punjabi naheen pashto Ey.

Tussee changa keetaa je ainna chirr Punjabi vich kujj nahi kiyah. Vaisey vekhiya jaye te twaada record haalee vee qaim eh ... :afridi

Assi punjabi naheen hai lekin seekhnay nu try karan. Assi also maaloum naheen te tum jo likheya uss ka matlab nu kya hai.

Boltey boltey seekh jayanga nu main eik din :)
 
Mainu yeh suniya TV vich GEO nu program vich "Punjaagi"
te main likh deya idhar. Mainu kya maaloum ke te yeh punjabi naheen pashto Ey.



Assi punjabi naheen hai lekin seekhnay nu try karan. Assi also maaloum naheen te tum jo likheya uss ka matlab nu kya hai.

Boltey boltey seekh jayanga nu main eik din :)

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Mai sunya aey k otay jeray banday di tasveer lagi hoyi aey, oh bara wadya adaakaar aey.
 
So it was Punjaabi :gul :gul



Gujar paa ji tussi yeh nange patangey Imran farhat ko iss punjaabi thread mein kitthay waja se laayanga?

Aur ye ve dekho iss post ke oupar vich eik box nu mera post quote bhee karanga tussi ! Tussi kee sandes dena chahta hai mainu? :malik

Gujar paa ji tussi eh nange patangey Imran farhat nu iss punjaabi thread wich kis waastey lai aaye?

Tey eh vi dekho iss post de upar eik box wich mera post quote vi kitta tussi ! Tussi kee sandesh dena chahnde ho mainu? :malik


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Balle balle. Punjabi thodi Mushkil vay.

How do I say: Don't worry. India will loose pretty soon. Then we will see who is laughing!
 
Kohi gaal nahi, India chayti harray gaa. Firwikha gay kyon hassda hai.

Sorry I'm not very good writer of Urdu/Punjabi in English so bear with me :(
 
Balle balle. Punjabi thodi Mushkil vay.

How do I say: Don't worry. India will loose pretty soon. Then we will see who is laughing!

''Koi naa, India vii harugaa chhetti. Fer dekhangey (or vekhangey) kaun hassda :D ''
 
Bhaaji both can be used. Punjabi too is spoken differently in different areas :)
 
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