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Result : South Africa v England | 2nd Test | Jan 2-6, 2016 | Cape Town | Match Drawn

Strewth, when Root got out I never thought they'd get 400, let alone 450-5.
 
Not watching the game.

Is Stokes really just batting that well or is the bowling crap?

He is batting very well but the bowling from SA today has been as bad as i can remember from them, they served up some trash when gilly torched them back in 2002 but this is up there with the worst i have seen.
 
He is batting very well but the bowling from SA today has been as bad as i can remember from them, they served up some trash when gilly torched them back in 2002 but this is up there with the worst i have seen.

In OZ they got similar thrashing,even with Steyn fit...they won series though.
 
He is batting very well but the bowling from SA today has been as bad as i can remember from them, they served up some trash when gilly torched them back in 2002 but this is up there with the worst i have seen.

There doesn't seem to be a plan. Morkel had Stokes in trouble with a couple of lifting balls into the body but otherwise it's both sides of the wicket and too short. They're making it too easy for the England men to hit fours.
 
Why not Rabada?

It's ok to make white batsmen captain 4 games in, but not black bowlers?

Such bias cricket has.

Get that chip off your shoulder. SA is the most diverse side in cricket. How many whites and blacks have played for India? Ever?
 
Its got nothing to do with black or white. Bowler captains are rare these days. Even Steyn was never in contention.

That's the same level of bias in logic.

People to talk about 'batsman's game' and improving it. Well stop this! Everyone dreams of being national captain and people just won't want to play a role if that role is never going to be given that honour and the money/respect/privilege that comes with it.

What the hell does being a bowler have to do with having intelligence or acumen to captain?
 
In OZ they got similar thrashing,even with Steyn fit...they won series though.

Yeah i guess i have blocked out the SA bowling in those first two games because of our inability to close things out and then us getting spanked at the WACA.
 
Ben Stokes is first batsman in 80 years to score 100 runs before lunch against South Africa.

Ben Stokes 181*
Now the highest by an Englishman frm batting position #6 to #11 in Tests
Prev: 178 Graeme Hicks at Mumbai in Feb 1993 (#6)
 
Get that chip off your shoulder. SA is the most diverse side in cricket. How many whites and blacks have played for India? Ever?

The 'they will pick Rabada or Bavuma' comment was clearly a reference to their ethnicity. I'm not the one who started that line of thought.
 
Overall Ben Stokes is 20th batsman to score 100 runs before lunch in Tests. 21 times batsmen have done it with Brian Lara doing it twice.
 
Rabada keeps bowling no-balls - hopefully Aleem Dar checks his balls in the event of a wicket.
 
Get that chip off your shoulder. SA is the most diverse side in cricket. How many whites and blacks have played for India? Ever?

Also, there just aren't any in India.

Meanwhile all sorts of religious minorities actually HAVE played for and even been the long term captains for India.

Meanwhile how many minority captains have South Africa had till Amla (and how much whining has there been about him).
 
LOL carnage out there.

Come on Stokes, haven't see a 200 live for a while...
 
Guess we can't forget bairstow here, i mentioned the gilly double ton in SA back in 2002 and bairstow really is playing the martyn role from that game perfectly.
 
I remember the phainta that Pakistan got at the hands of McCullum last year but Stokes seems to have outdone him.
 
Poor Amla bhai couldn't resist a smile when Barmy army chanting his name even in this carnage
 
Sveral hundred England fans have fake beards on and are singing "Hashim Hashim Amla Hashim Hashim Amla"
 
Double for Stokes whattay knock. Second fastest in Tests.
 
Fastest test 200 by an England player for Ben Stokes!
 
What are they chanting?

Moeen, Moeen Moeen, Moeen Moeen, Moeen Moeen Ali
Hashin, Hashin Hashin, Hashin Hashin, Hashin Hashin Amla


....to the tune of There's No Limit by 2 Unlimited.

The English abroad, eh?
 
Several hundred English fans now have fake beards, SA flags and are singing the Hashim Amla song.
 
Hashim, Hashim, Hashim.

Feel sorry for him :))), I hope his average remains intact this game though lmao.
 
Moeen, Moeen Moeen, Moeen Moeen, Moeen Moeen Ali
Hashin, Hashin Hashin, Hashin Hashin, Hashin Hashin Amla


....to the tune of There's No Limit by 2 Unlimited.

The English abroad, eh?

Even they are aware of the members of bhai brigade.
 
I hope Amla bhai scores a double-hundred but England win the match, so that his average is not disturbed. :sree
 
Moeen bhai is nowhere near Stokes, especially when it comes to batting and ability to impact and devastate the opposition.
 
I hope Amla bhai scores a double-hundred but England win the match, so that his average is not disturbed. :sree

Most likely will fall to one if the English seamers cheaply and average will drop below 50. :( Bilal7 willbbr depressed for weeks. Let's hope atleast Moeen Bhai is successful with the ball :)
 
Ooops, I spelled Hashim wrong about ten times there :22:
 
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