shortbread
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It's only a matter of time before the ones in power realizes that managing the PCB requires actual brains instead of a lineup of tried and tested failures like former overrated players with inflated egos or low IQ political appointees. There's a potential here for global consultancies who make a living by bidding for ad-hoc advisory jobs, in managing Pakistan cricket.
I mean, why not let a consulting firm step in? Imagine McKinsey putting their heads together to strategize our batting order as if it’s a corporate merger—because plotting a way to victory is clearly in their interests if they're delegated with the task. They'd be answerable instead of the likes of Naqvi currently, who sits in a stadium watching cricket trying to strategize on state security and internal affairs, while staring at decent stands being knocked down?!
Right now I'm convinced even a room full of drunk tourists could craft a more coherent game plan for Pakistan cricket. This could be a harbinger for other things in the country where by now its blooming evident that while Pakistani elites are power hungry, they really lack intelligence and are therefore incapable of delivering any results in a global context.
Anyone with an iota of common sense and some interest in cricket can do a better job than the current lot of buffoons. McKinsey, Deloitte, Boston, PwC... anyone interested? Cmon, take a swing at managing the PCB—it could be the first consulting gig where the only KPI is “not losing to Afghanistan.”
I mean, why not let a consulting firm step in? Imagine McKinsey putting their heads together to strategize our batting order as if it’s a corporate merger—because plotting a way to victory is clearly in their interests if they're delegated with the task. They'd be answerable instead of the likes of Naqvi currently, who sits in a stadium watching cricket trying to strategize on state security and internal affairs, while staring at decent stands being knocked down?!
Right now I'm convinced even a room full of drunk tourists could craft a more coherent game plan for Pakistan cricket. This could be a harbinger for other things in the country where by now its blooming evident that while Pakistani elites are power hungry, they really lack intelligence and are therefore incapable of delivering any results in a global context.
Anyone with an iota of common sense and some interest in cricket can do a better job than the current lot of buffoons. McKinsey, Deloitte, Boston, PwC... anyone interested? Cmon, take a swing at managing the PCB—it could be the first consulting gig where the only KPI is “not losing to Afghanistan.”