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The long list of players that we have made to look good

^ You think Danish Kaneria is a lulloo? :facepalm:

you think a bowler that gives away 100 runs almost every test match, including at least one buffet ball every over with an average in the mid 30s isn't a lulloo? :facepalm: at you m8!
 
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Disgraceful peformance from Pakistan, losing wickets to a pathetic bowler like Sammy, emabarressing.
 
Not sure what is worse. When Macrus North ran through us or Sammy. Both equally bad.
 
can we put umer gull in list of test match lullues list for other teams?
people who were criticising tanvir, should think twice prefer gull over tanvir... tanvir could have few wickets and and then lot of runs.... while umer gill is just very hyped player on the planet...
 
New low for Pakistan cricket

Darren Sammy, the guy who the whole of Caribbean think isn't good enough to make the team let alone be captain has ripped through out batting line up.

Darren "Lulloo" Sammy take a bow
 
tanvir ahmed should be selected ahead of gul. tanvir bowled well on a road in uae against saffers of all teams. gul isnt looking as threatening with the red cherry as with the white ball.
 
Sammy! :facepalm

On a brighter side we didn't let Bishoo succeed in this innings. We might have figured him out.
 
You know things are bad when your team makes Darren Sammy look like Mohammad Asif reincarnated. :))
 
Sammy bowled at the stumps at medium pace. Nothing more. This bunch of joke batters can make any part timer look good. Oh and they recently did against Canada in the world cup.
 
Pakistan cricket team is currently the biggest Lulloo out there
 
giving Darren frickin' Sammy a 5fer...I have no words.
 
tanvir ahmed should be selected ahead of gul. tanvir bowled well on a road in uae against saffers of all teams. gul isnt looking as threatening with the red cherry as with the white ball.

Tanvir should have been given preference over Gul or Wahab. Gul has no plan to his bowling in test cricket. He bowls like a robot, a bit like :sami. He needs help from the wicket in order to be effective, unlike Tanvir. Pakistan missed the ball big time :asif
 
Nathan Hauritz

We were bamboozled by him yet Gayle whacked the crap outta him and hit him on the stand.

Balaji

Mr Darren Sammy.

Come on he's a medium pacer yet we made him look like Curtley Ambrose!! :)))
 
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windies should play all new bowlers in the next game, so we can keep this thread going :misbah
 
I think we should welcome Rampaul to the list. We gave him 10 of his test total of 14 wickets!
 
Rampaul's bowled well though. I've always thought of him as good cricketer
 
Another entry to the list - Jeevan Mendis.

Part-time bowler at best, even the SL commentators saying so.
 
:)) good bump. Almost forgot this thread, it's been a while.

Let's hope they don't make this luloo look better.
 
definitely this thread was in my mind while trott took that wicket

bumps are most fun
 
We are now in the process of resurrecting Panesar's career. :facepalm:

The list just keeps growing.
 
The fact Panesar was sub-par for some time, hence got kicked out of the team.

Give him a series against us and he is bowling like a champ. coincidence?
 
What about the Champions that we have made to look lallu? i.e Swann, Anderson.
 
Panesar the champion :P
I was going to give this a bump after the 2nd test when Monty got a 5fer but gave him the benefit of the doubt. He's not exactly lulloo, but still pretty mediocre who we've made to look amazing.
 
Sorry but panesar is not a laluu.. He bowled well, and spinned the bowl pretty well
 
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Monty is a class bowler. He went through a bad patch, firstly after being fairly shoddily treated by the ECB, and secondly after taking on board conflicting advice from people he respected about developing variations.

He's a tough character and a hard worker though, and I never had any doubts that he'd be back. He's been steadily improving in county cricket for quite a while now, so these performances haven't come out of the blue. I think he'll be even better in years to come.
 
Good bowler, yet a face I want to punch.

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Don't worry Monty, you can still make the list. Let's see how he does in the upcoming tours.
 
Maybe I am just annoyed at the moment, but Bopara with the bat. Thanks to :misbah
 
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its always a combination of both mediocre players, and more importantly extraordinarily annoting personalities that we elevate to the status of cricketing titans - i bet fatel is going to be the next destroyer we create.
 
We absolutely destroyed Ravi Bopara's average during our bilateral last autumn. And now you guys are bringing it back up. :D
 
England did make Imran Farhat look good today tbf, quite embarrassing.
 
Seeing us struggle vs Hamish Bennett reminded me of how much we struggled against some of the most mediocre of bowlers. List some of your favourites or any that you remember:

Hamish Bennett is one of them obviously. Here is a guy who Bangladesh had no issue with!

Then there is Paul Harris. Decent spinner but we made him to look so much better than he is.

Ashley Giles in Pakistan.

Corey Collymore....for some reason we made him look unplayable when we toured West Indies. They could probs slect him again and we would struggle.

Who else?

Abdul rehman is one of Lulloo in batting .. whenever captain/coach send him before Umer gull, i laugh for hours about management..
 
The guy bowled 25 overs for 168 runs claiming just one wicket according to commies before this match....

For God's sake how does he end up taking 4 for 45 :26:
 
Cheap wickets. Misbah gifted his and the other two were tailenders.

Lol @ Azhar
 
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