Things that make you facepalm

[DW44]

Bruvs. Pakistan's answer to West Virginians.

 

[in_cutter]

Justin Bieber mentioned in random youtube videos

 

[Bhaijaan]

You should see the number of comments I have had to delete from my Youtube account following the 99 centuries video, you said it, Jaahil Indians posting nonsense in response to humour.

Speaking of which, things that make me go facepalm, when SRT is unnecessarily anointed for sainthood on PP.

Haha you must be enjoying Youtube more than PakPassion )

 

[Bhaijaan]

When wannabe people send you messages on FB to vote for their photo so that they win some wannabe Mr/Miss Facebook contest )

 

[in_cutter]

You should see the number of comments I have had to delete from my Youtube account following the 99 centuries video, you said it, Jaahil Indians posting nonsense in response to humour.

Speaking of which, things that make me go facepalm, when SRT is unnecessarily anointed for sainthood on PP.

Link pls

 

[Bhaijaan]

^Click on his signature yar (then click on mine too )

btw that video

 

[in_cutter]

^Click on his signature yar (then click on mine too )

btw that video

Can't see signatures on tapatalk for iPhone

 

[Bhaijaan]

Can't see signatures on tapatalk for iPhone

at Tapatalk and iPhone

 

[Namak_Halaal]

Link pls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC1oI2SVLlo

 

[Bhaijaan]

^ People who don't know embedding

 

[Namak_Halaal]

^ People who don't know embedding

You haven't used Tapatalk have you?

People who put the cart before the horse.

 

[Afridi_Fan]

BR Doctrove.

 

[cricketworm]

@ Those who blames other countries for everything that is wrong in their country.

@ Those who are obsessed with the fans who are obsessed with their players. Keep telling them not obsess with them, by obsessing themselves. In short, hypocrites.

@ Those who doesn't watch cricket and make judgement about players by just reading about them on forums.

@ Those who think if one countrymen/women is = whole countrymen/women think that way. Generalizing.

@ making fun or ridiculing other race and culture, by thinking they have almighty great culture and race.

@ persistent weird internet creeps.

 

[Love Pakistan]

Indians and Pakistanis on youtube fighting over everything like some baby girls!

 

[Love Pakistan]

Americans who think cricket is stupid and baseball is the real deal!

 

[Bhaijaan]

When it disconnects on broadband

wifi jindabaad

 

[sam]

zaid's hate filled posts

 

[Bhaijaan]

Whenever i turn my computer on and it says loudly ''VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED''



Can't you keep quite Mr.AntiVirus

 

[cricketworm]

Every close match is fix. Or every big match (wc) loss is fix.

 

[Love Pakistan]

Afridi haters still hating on him after a match winning performance!

 

[in_cutter]

Katie Price

 

[Bhaijaan]

Katie Price

Corrected

 

[velu]

* 1000

 

[TheHK16]

politicians

indian fast bowlers there run ups look faster than the actual delivery i always wonder why they run so fast

 

[Hasnain_786]

Knowing that T20 is on tomorrow but going to have a day off school on Wednesday

 

[Saqs]

Seeing Imran Farhat included in the team line-up.

 

[Ashraful_Rox]

@ Velu's picture

 

[Bhaijaan]

Switching on TV at 10:30 just to know that it's a daynight match instead

The wait

 

[Law]

Getiing lectures by random mullahs time and again that I should not keep goatee as it is unislamic.

BIG

 

[DW44]

Getiing lectures by random mullahs time and again that I should not keep goatee as it is unislamic.

BIG

Mullahs in general. Huge... No... Massive... No... Astronomical

 

[Bhaijaan]

When there is no namkeen at home but only meethey biscuits

 

[Zeeraq]

People who have BF3 as their avatar deserves a

the thing is I am not a BF3 fan bcz my lvl in BF3 is only 10 & in MW3 Prestige 1 lvl 40 .
Its just that i like the avatar.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Speed breakers

 

[Free Hit]

Looking back on my childhood pictures

 

[Theo_14]

When your favourite football side 'gift' the opponents a goal which eventually proves to be the winner for the opponents.

When as soon as your family sit down after a 2 hour journey - and BANG... Off they go with their politicis debates.

x100.

 

[abc_to_xyz]

When a batsman gets his stumps shattered while playing scoop shot on a full-toss

 

[Bhaijaan]

When your message pack ends

 

[UmarAkmals-fan]

when ever u see imran fahrats name in the pak players list before the match

when ever umar akmal gets out

when ever afridi opens his mouth

when sehwag lies

when i hear how violent azad kashmir is from pakistans

when at middle of th night u open ur ciggrete pack and find it empty

when u see zionist trying to defend israel

when ever u see altaf bhais face

 

[mithun_minhas]

When there is power cut during an important World Cup match.
When Doordarshan news used to come when Tendu is batting.
When elders talk in English with thick Indian accent and get upset that the guy at the US Airport did not understand them.
When ever I see Miandad hitting a Six of Chetan Sharma
When ever I see Munaf Patel run to bowl his 100kmph bouncers..
When I see a Bengali person tries to say "One Wicket" in English. He always says it as "Bhon Bhicket".
When I see people putting up Aishwarya Rai or Katrina Kaif or Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan's pic as their Facebook profile pic.
When I used to see a short Mexican guy trying to grind on a tall black girl at the club.

 

[pkcricketfan]

Whenever I watch any star plus drama

 

[Bhaijaan]

When there is power cut during an important World Cup match.
When Doordarshan news used to come when Tendu is batting.
When elders talk in English with thick Indian accent and get upset that the guy at the US Airport did not understand them.
When ever I see Miandad hitting a Six of Chetan Sharma
When ever I see Munaf Patel run to bowl his 100kmph bouncers..
When I see a Bengali person tries to say "One Wicket" in English. He always says it as "Bhon Bhicket".
When I see people putting up Aishwarya Rai or Katrina Kaif or Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan's pic as their Facebook profile pic.
When I used to see a short Mexican guy trying to grind on a tall black girl at the club.

LOL )

Bengalis are funny

 

[Hasnain_786]

My avatar makes me

 

[sawal]

Sohail tanvir

 

[Hasnain_786]

My family watching Indian dramas and also they have the nerve to criticize me when I play video games

 

[Foozee]

people who update their statuses on FB and tweet every hour about what they are doing

 

[Saqs]

When there is power cut during an important World Cup match.
When Doordarshan news used to come when Tendu is batting.
When elders talk in English with thick Indian accent and get upset that the guy at the US Airport did not understand them.
When ever I see Miandad hitting a Six of Chetan Sharma
When ever I see Munaf Patel run to bowl his 100kmph bouncers..
When I see a Bengali person tries to say "One Wicket" in English. He always says it as "Bhon Bhicket".
When I see people putting up Aishwarya Rai or Katrina Kaif or Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan's pic as their Facebook profile pic.
When I used to see a short Mexican guy trying to grind on a tall black girl at the club.

Brilliant list.

 

[Looney]

" yo boys i am sing this song , soup song , flop song "

 

[Saqs]

Mohammad Asif and Salman Butt appealing their verdict.

 

[Saqs]

" yo boys i am sing this song , soup song , flop song "

Can you please elaborate on this for me?

 

[GOAT]

When there is power cut during an important World Cup match.
When Doordarshan news used to come when Tendu is batting.
When elders talk in English with thick Indian accent and get upset that the guy at the US Airport did not understand them.
When ever I see Miandad hitting a Six of Chetan Sharma
When ever I see Munaf Patel run to bowl his 100kmph bouncers..
When I see a Bengali person tries to say "One Wicket" in English. He always says it as "Bhon Bhicket".
When I see people putting up Aishwarya Rai or Katrina Kaif or Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan's pic as their Facebook profile pic.
When I used to see a short Mexican guy trying to grind on a tall black girl at the club.

Why?

A small, smelly, overworked brown guy getting with it means you have a chance too!

 

[Bashira_taeli]

When there is power cut during an important World Cup match.
When Doordarshan news used to come when Tendu is batting.
When elders talk in English with thick Indian accent and get upset that the guy at the US Airport did not understand them.
When ever I see Miandad hitting a Six of Chetan Sharma
When ever I see Munaf Patel run to bowl his 100kmph bouncers..
When I see a Bengali person tries to say "One Wicket" in English. He always says it as "Bhon Bhicket".
When I see people putting up Aishwarya Rai or Katrina Kaif or Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan's pic as their Facebook profile pic.
When I used to see a short Mexican guy trying to grind on a tall black girl at the club.

) I hope to see this one day

 

[chaiwala]

Can you please elaborate on this for me?

Look at the "Kolaveri Di" thread.

 

[saeedhk]

When i see Altaf's dramaybaazi on Tv.(The MQM guy)

 

[Phool]

) at bhon wicket

Whenever I see Imran Farhat's face.
When people mix English With Urdu.

 

[Foozee]

people who like that Kolaveri D song..and who think its cool and funny..

palm

 

[Love Pakistan]

When Pakistan batting collapses! Thats the biggest moment!

 

[pakcricketfan]

THIS -------> http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=141183

 

[mithun_minhas]

Why?

A small, smelly, overworked brown guy getting with it means you have a chance too!

Same for you too

You have to choose some one of your own physical stature.

The Mexican guy will be basically dry humping the girls leg.

 

[Bhaijaan]

When your boxer gets screwed at Olympics

 

[LethalSami]

when someone bumps an old thread and u have to read it all over again

 

[Usman]

When an Asian changes their name when interacting with white people to fit in and hide their own cultural background. You're not fooling anyone - even with 10 tonnes of make-up, your skin is still brown and I don't think calling yourself Sharon is making you any whiter!

 

[LethalSami]

Kevin Pietersen

 

[Bhaijaan]

When someone compares Dhoni to Imran

 

[saeedhk]

When people think that every other country is doing conspiracies against Pakistan.

 

[Cricfan4eva]

India vs Sri Lanka series

 

[statsguru]

When someone compares Dhoni to Imran

The situation become even more facepalm-ic when you consider that the guy who objetcs to this comaprison is the one who rates SRT higher than Bradman.

Advise of the Day: Always think before you talk (write).

 

[farazaidi]

when wanna be rappers embarrass themselves on youtube

[utube]o3kRLWCaDN0[/utube]

 

[withlovefrom vizag]

^^^ )

wen kolaveri di got 60 m views

 

[Bhaijaan]

When England becomes #1 ODI team.

 

[DoosraTeesra]

When people pass unverified stupid things on facebook

 

[B@$!T]

Whenever we lose to India in cricket

 

[leatherface58]

When nolan fanboys bash the avengers despite wildly different styles and agenda of the two movie franchises

 

[munda_khi]

When people think that every other country is doing conspiracies against Pakistan.

exactly

 

[Bhaijaan]

When nolan fanboys bash the avengers despite wildly different styles and agenda of the two movie franchises

When people hate on Michael Bay and Transformers

 

[pakcricketfan]

when Yahya Hussaini talks about Hafeez.

 

[leatherface58]

When people hate on Michael Bay and Transformers

I think the rock bad boys series and the island along with transformers are bay's best yet. But I didn't like armageddon that much. I fell asleep during revenge of the fallen

 

[Bhaijaan]

I wouldn't put TF in the league of Batman but those guys have done some good work. Autobots vs Deceptecons 30 minute war in Dark of the Moon has to be one of the finest. I'd put that ahead of Avengers vs Loki's army although as a whole Avenegrs was better.






Anyway, interviewers who ask this question to Tom Hiddlestone.

''How did you feel working with Hollywood 'A' listers?''

 

[Saqs]

India vs Sri Lanka series

Massive.

 

[Saqs]

When Eid falls on a weekend so you can't take a day off work.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

When you have 1 week left of your vacation