......Google tarjuma bekar hai, hmm Rawal bhai, is thread mai Urdu classien post karon yeh nahi
.Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se rikshaw main moti Aunty phans gayi.
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mere mehboob qayaamat hogi , aaj ruswa Teri galiyon me muhabbat hogi
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mat puchiye zanaab, Ye gam Ab saha nahi jaata
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...... Khair, chhoriye......
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Issey sahi wali Urdu mey´n "ikhtilaaf-e-rai" keh na chahiye.
Aur haa´n, "rai" Aishwarya 'Rai' wala nahi
; iss liye socha wazahat kar dey´n.
Aap ko pata´h ho ga lekin kuch hummarey Pakistaniboy jaise loug hai´n jo sirf larkiyo´n ke baarey mey´n soch tey hai´n
I am always joking about that and it gives me a bad reputation
Satyanaas!
.Ye`h jumla`h aap Urdu mey`n bhi likh sak tey tthey
Janaab, badnaami se kiyu`n darr tey hai`n? Wo`h gaana nahi sunna`h?.....
"Jab pyaar kiya tou darr na kya?"
Aap ko pata´h ho ga lekin kuch hummarey Pakistaniboy jaise loug hai´n jo sirf larkiyo´n ke baarey mey´n soch tey hai´n
?......?.hahaha mera wujood idhar mhfooz he phir?
_old.
Achcha? Waisey, angrezi lafz "crush" ka tarjuma´h kya hona chahiye
Mera matlab hai, "I have a crush on a girl" waghera jaisa jumla´h
Hummaari baddad ki jiye, janaab
Behn, darr ney wali koi baat nahi. Mei´n hoo´n naa yahaa´n
Bhai,
Aap bhi aik ladki ke peeche parhe hai bohat dhair se
Aur main to uss dhagey main mazaak kar raha ta
? Hum ney tou kisi dhaagey ka zikr bhi nahi kiya. Aap khud hee ab maan rahey hai`n..Hum qabool kar tey hai`n; hum bahadur bhi hai`n aur khulley dil se maan tey hai`n
"Mazzaak"
Waisey,.... jhoot bol na achchi baat nahi
Yaar, Hojata hai.
Crush to sabko hota hai, maine kabhi baat aghay to nahin barhaya
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meri sabhi logon se darkhwaast hai ko wo big cats ko Apna samarthan de ..how was that?
.Haa`n ji, aur meiney tou jaa kar rishta maang liya hai jaise
Waisey, pehley tou aap keh rahe tthey ke mazzaak tha aur ab khud hee
Mazaak hi kar raha tha
. Aap baat ko bohatt ghooma rahey hai, aur hummei´n maloom hai kiyu´n
.Janaab, pehley apna faisla kar li jiye
. Wo´h gaana yaad hai?.....
Okay.
The same applies to you as well.
But Cmon, Its nothing unusual, I dont know why you`re indirectly calling me a tharki
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Yaar, Hojata hai.
Crush to sabko hota hai, maine kabhi baat aghay to nahin barhaya
:Khuda rehamm kare, lagta hai ke aap ko ghussa aa gaya hai
Hummei`n aap ko "tharki" pukaar kar kya haasil ho ga?
Bhai hum tou sirf mazzaak kar rahe tthey. Khair......
Aur haa`n, hum pe tou sab kuch apply kar ta hai. Fikr matt ki jiye, hum kum hee naraaz ho tey hai`n
mujhe to kabhi nahin hoa
.Yaar I was kidding, didnt get angry
Behn, wo´h iss liye kiyu´n ke aap bohatt shareef, neik aur achchi larki ho
shukriya bhai..meri itnih izzat afzai
.Behn, wo´h iss liye kiyu´n ke aap bohatt shareef, neik aur achchi larki ho
Na, ab bas! Ab hum naraaz hai´n. Ab hum aap se kabhi baat nahi karei´n gey, naa hee aap ki shaadi mey´n shirkat akhteyaar karei´n gey, aur naa hee aap ke bachchey hummei´n mustaqbil mey´n "taya ji" kahei´n......
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Iss dhaagey mey´n hum poster Navroks123 ke saath thori trolling kar ley lagey hai´n
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showthread.php?t=164592
Deykh tey hai´n ke wo´h iss ko sanjeeda andaaz se ley tey hai´n ke nahi
Ye´h dhaaga/forum unn se zarra´h khoofiya hai kiyu´n ke wo´h yahaa´n nahi aatey.
)! Ab jald jaa kar wazaahat kar ni ho go ke hum sirf mazzaak kar rahey tthey.
ab is sawaal ka jawaab kia hai?
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Ellyse Perry out for a duck vs Pakistan
. Iss dhaagey mey`n hum ne iss cheez ki wazahaat ki hui hai........
yeh dhaga abhi tak hayaat he?
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..... Hum aisa kar tey hai, aapas mey´n raddo-badl kar ley tey hai´n: Aap yahaa´n aa jao aur hum wahaa´n aa jaatey hai´n......
Yahaa´n tou bohatt sardi hai
Aur haa´n, air conditioner kaafi logou´n ko passand nahi aata. Haddiyo´n mey´n ajeeb si thannd chali jaati hai
ticket bhejen to baat he
. Sauda kar ley tey hai´n, theek?aur ap 'blush' bhi kar te hain?
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Manzoor, magr aap bhi mere liye bheyjiye
Kabhi kabbaar
aap kin bato pe blush kar te hai?
.^yah...agar aap kahen..to raqam jaldi poori kar ne ke liyeh me muholle men gaariyan dhona shuroo kar doon
)!theeke....pocket money jama kar nah shuru kar di hai......
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Issey eik raaz reh ney dijiye
Nahi. Larrkiyaa´n gaarri dho´ti hui achchi nahi lagti. Ajeeb lagey ga
.....(ye zoq men apna ghar pe poore kar ti hoon,fikar mat karen)
kehdoon gi nah ke germany pese bhej ne hain!
mazaaq kar rahi hoon....lekin yaar gaari dhone me mujhe maza bohot aata he
?!!! Iss ka matlab ke aap gaarri dho´ti ho?.
....un ko mer wajah se car-wash nahin jaana parh tah...
^han bhai..abbu ammi ki gaarian dhone men kia kharaabi hai?or jab ke mazaah bhi aata ho?
idea?
? Ab tou hum zaroor South Africa ayei´n gey deykh ney ke liye
.? Beauty parlour waghera khol lijiye. Larrkiyo´n ko inn cheezo´n ka waisey bhi shouk hota hai, hai na?
/....lekin doosre joh bichaare badnaseeb agar agai na mere bauty parlour men...aisa bhoot banaon gi ke parlour se phir un ki mayyat hi nikle gi :---------------------
! Unn ki appni karkardagi bohatt zabrdast thi final mey`nermmm....naahh.....hah me apne ooper to acha makeup kar sakh ti hoo
...... Agr aap ussey bhoot bana do`h tou hummari tou shaadi hee barbaad ho jaye gi......
.......... Lagta hai mahoul badlney ke liye hummei´n hee kuch karna parreyga.
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