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A gem for those who can read Urdu:

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This, right here, is quality journalism.
 
Logic said:
:))):))):)))

On another note, this picture would give hope to 'Mussarat Shaheen' fans.
She used to appear on Pushto movie posters in similar pose :)
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Looked her up and saw a youtube clip. Next saw a news report saying she had been shot dead. Sad...

I assume the Taliban doesn't look favorably on movie actresses.
 
DW44 said:
A gem for those who can read Urdu:

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This, right here, is quality journalism.
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I suspect this Abrar Hussain Baloch fellow had been sporting a hipster beard for a few months, hence the need to congratulate him on the taaza dum shave. Unless of course the same ad appears every day in whatever rag this is.
 
Nostalgic said:
I suspect this Abrar Hussain Baloch fellow had been sporting a hipster beard for a few months, hence the need to congratulate him on the taaza dum shave. Unless of course the same ad appears every day in whatever rag this is.
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Or he shaved for the first time ever. Seems more plausible considering they went to the trouble of taking out an ad in a "newspaper".
 
DW44 said:
Or he shaved for the first time ever. Seems more plausible considering they went to the trouble of taking out an ad in a "newspaper".
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Oh yes, maybe its a rite of passage, and Abrar Hussain Baloch is the pubescent son of some "notable" in Gujrat, maybe an MPA.

Also did you notice the other "notables" in the picture above, comprising of a Mir, a Sheikh, a Peshawari, a Seth and a Chudhary, on their trip to Norway, where they engaged (or indulged?) in tourism.
 
Nostalgic said:
Oh yes, maybe its a rite of passage, and Abrar Hussain Baloch is the pubescent son of some "notable" in Gujrat, maybe an MPA.

Also did you notice the other "notables" in the picture above, comprising of a Mir, a Sheikh, a Peshawari, a Seth and a Chudhary, on their trip to Norway, where they engaged (or indulged?) in tourism.
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I am from Peshawar and have lived all over Pakistan. Never in my 28 years have I seen, met or heard of anyone named "Peshawari" though I have come across "Peshwari" (not a typo, no 'a' between the 'h' and 'w') naans in the UK.
 
DW44 said:
I am from Peshawar and have lived all over Pakistan. Never in my 28 years have I seen, met or heard of anyone named "Peshawari" though I have come across "Peshwari" (not a typo, no 'a' between the 'h' and 'w') naans in the UK.
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But did you live in Gujrat? They do things differently there. Jokes aside, the name is intriguing. Either his ancestors moved from Peshawar to Gujrat, or he himself did, and the denizens of Gujrat needed some way to differentiate him from the dozens of other Munirs in the business community, and he ended up as Munir Peshawari. Either that, or he is a pesha warr (professional) of some sort, which in Gujrat would be par for the course.

Speaking of "Peshwari" naans, I was reading about the famous Kabli pulao in a book on Afghanistan once, and the author explained that the name is usually wrongly written as Kabuli, suggesting that it originated in Kabul, which isn't the case.
 
Napa said:
Looked her up and saw a youtube clip. Next saw a news report saying she had been shot dead. Sad...

I assume the Taliban doesn't look favorably on movie actresses.
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That was a different Musarrat Shaheen. Also an actress, and a namesake, but not the Musarrat Shaheen.
 
Nostalgic said:
That was a different Musarrat Shaheen. Also an actress, and a namesake, but not the Musarrat Shaheen.
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Ah, thanks for the information. I did not realize the Pushtoons were so voluminously blessed with actresses.
 
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:))) :)))

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[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
Newspapers (and I use that term very loosely) from Gujrat, the gift that keeps on giving.
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DW44 said:
[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
Newspapers (and I use that term very loosely) from Gujrat, the gift that keeps on giving.
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I think there's more than meets the eye here. Notice how the first ad, congratulating that guy on his shave, was from this sajjada nasheen Shah Abdullah. His name is right at the bottom of the first ad. Now someone appears to be returning the favor. It looks like they've got a running feud which plays out, strangely enough, in adverts congratulating each on the surface while mocking each other in reality.

I would love to know what the real story is. I can just picture the rival groups, each with a local thug at the helm, each with henchmen and lackeys, and each one thinking they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, a gift to the women of the world (or at least the women of Gujrat Shareef). It's fascinating, this small town petty politicking.
 
Nostalgic said:
I think there's more than meets the eye here. Notice how the first ad, congratulating that guy on his shave, was from this sajjada nasheen Shah Abdullah. His name is right at the bottom of the first ad. Now someone appears to be returning the favor. It looks like they've got a running feud which plays out, strangely enough, in adverts congratulating each on the surface while mocking each other in reality.

I would love to know what the real story is. I can just picture the rival groups, each with a local thug at the helm, each with henchmen and lackeys, and each one thinking they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, a gift to the women of the world (or at least the women of Gujrat Shareef). It's fascinating, this small town petty politicking.
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I made the connection after noticing the University of Gujrat mentioned in the second post and going back to the first one to see if the two were related but I just figured it's a small group whose members suck up to other more influential members by having congratulatory messages for petty everyday stuff published in the local rag.
 
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How about if the lad was paid by that person to wear that T-shirt for the purpose of the video? Sorry if it sounds offensive, but that's possibly the only way an African kid that too from remote village with no water or electricity (as per the video) would wear a Pakistani cricket team T-shirt.
 
Hitman said:
How about if the lad was paid by that person to wear that T-shirt for the purpose of the video? Sorry if it sounds offensive, but that's possibly the only way an African kid that too from remote village with no water or electricity (as per the video) would wear a Pakistani cricket team T-shirt.
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Why so serious?
 
Hitman said:
How about if the lad was paid by that person to wear that T-shirt for the purpose of the video? Sorry if it sounds offensive, but that's possibly the only way an African kid that too from remote village with no water or electricity (as per the video) would wear a Pakistani cricket team T-shirt.
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I reckon someone donated their old Pakistan cricket shirt to charity and it ended up in that village from the charity and it is just a funny coincidence.
 
[MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]

Not messing with me are ya :))

Here's another one


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Hint

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Now if that's not a clear case of ball tampering I don't know what is. ICC of course no action. No suspension. No five run penalty. No change of ball.


 
Gilly said:
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Dude, obviously vast majority of the people are smart, critically analyse any situation and understand decency.

It becomes a problem when media used certain narrative for certain people and people get upset when they are criticized for defending that narrative.

I am sure you can find plenty of the video that shows discrimination against minority by majority racist Caucasians.
 
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Abdullah719 said:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kuwaiti police has shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)<br>via Al Bayan newspaper, <a href="https://twitter.com/Bayan_kw?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@bayan_kw</a>. <a href="https://t.co/CcPa73fDQh">pic.twitter.com/CcPa73fDQh</a></p>— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) <a href="https://twitter.com/eldahshan/status/1035929578626318336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2018</a></blockquote>
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:))) :)))

Wonder what they charged em with :yk
 
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