WC 11 | Kenya vs New Zealand | Chennai | Match Thread

[Cracket]

This world cup is going to be BORING because of the minnows.
Look at all cricinfo headlines, all 1 sided games so far.

 

[iHammad]

lol did Mccullum just say "shut up"

 

[Sir john]

lmao, Kenya has a sponser. When did that happen?? They somehow managed to get a sponser )

what the thing to laugh kid.

 

[yadunoe]

commando on to bowl

 

[cricking]

thats why you dont want such weak teams in WC. Looks like ICC's decision to kick them out was right one.

 

[kkmix]

Don't laugh boys, Kenya will give us tough time.

 

[Matic]

Why wasn't Mishra in the line up, I remember that kid having a bit of potential.

 

[Sir john]

james need a over too.

 

[yadunoe]

commando kinda looks like chris rock

 

[Sir john]

Why wasn't Mishra in the line up, I remember that kid having a bit of potential.

patel is in team,he scored a fifty in last match against dutch.

 

[yadunoe]

Don't laugh boys, Kenya will give us tough time.

im also fearing this

 

[Cracket]

commando kinda looks like chris rock

lmao

 

[TigerJat]

how bad is kenya, didn't they make to the semis a few years ago?

 

[shahrukh619]

what the thing to laugh kid.

your a fan of Kenya cricket and you dont even know


Kenya is strugling with financial problems, they can't pay there players there full salary.

And somehow these guys managed to bid for a sponer.

 

[Cracket]

thats why you dont want such weak teams in WC. Looks like ICC's decision to kick them out was right one.

Kick them out? They're all here.

 

[Sir john]

kenya for next match

 

[yadunoe]

your a fan of Kenya cricket and you dont even know


Kenya is strugling with financial problems, they can't pay there players there full salary.

And somehow these guys managed to bid for a sponer.

i bet obama helped them

 

[Matic]

Hahahaha

 

[Cracket]

kenya for next match

Never give up!

 

[Sir john]

your a fan of Kenya cricket and you dont even know


Kenya is strugling with financial problems, they can't pay there players there full salary.

And somehow these guys managed to bid for a sponer.

i know whole things better than all,one of my friend is in kenya team.

 

[yadunoe]

kenya for next match

hopefully not, you can win the match after that wont bother us

 

[Sir john]

never give up!

 

[Anfield]

LOL..this is just sad nd funny at the same time

 

[shahrukh619]

i bet obama helped them

lol Obama himself could had sponsered them

 

[Matic]

McCullum bowled on a free hit... doesn't count but maybe the only highlight Kenya will have

 

[Sir john]

hopefully not, you can win the match after that wont bother us

i hope pak take kenya team likely in next match.

 

[shahrukh619]

i know whole things better than all,one of my friend is in kenya team.

so why u asked why i was laughing when you knew the reason.

Odoyo is ur friend?

 

[Matic]

Well whoever sponsored them to have their logo advertised is getting your attention arent they? On a business perspective they took the opportunity to show their company on a world wide event so why not

 

[Sir john]

CRR 8.35 [NZ Run Rate Graph] RR 0.14 Partnership 64(47)

 

[hazen_batti]

Kenya will hit back on Pakistan ::

 

[Sir john]

so why u asked why i was laughing when you knew the reason.

Odoyo is ur friend?

for you hysterical smiley use.

 

[iHammad]

And it's over

well done NZ

 

[Matic]

I just realized Kenya's kit is made by BoomBoom

 

[shahrukh619]

Well whoever sponsored them to have their logo advertised is getting your attention arent they? On a business perspective they took the opportunity to show their company on a world wide event so why not

Actaully i don't even know the name of the sponser

But the teams have to buy sponsers. I'm surprised that Kenya was able to buy a sponser as they have been in financial problems.

 

[Sir john]

well whoever sponsored them to have their logo advertised is getting your attention arent they? On a business perspective they took the opportunity to show their company on a world wide event so why not

 

[shahrukh619]

hey whats that song being played in the stadium. its goes like aaaaa oooo

 

[Anfield]

 

[yadunoe]

good game kenya. now kindly lose the next game easily so akhtar and co dont need to work as hard

 

[Cracket]

Awesome World Cup match.

 

[hussnainn]

hey whats that song being played in the stadium. its goes like aaaaa oooo

zor ka jhatka haey zoron se laga... that is the one i heard

 

[hazen_batti]

Thats it. I think ICC should schedule 3 such matches a day. One at 9:00, Other at 12:00 and last one on 3:00 clock to make full use of time.

 

[Krishnan]

everyone very sad

Sincere condolences.they will give fight next match

 

[iHammad]

hey whats that song being played in the stadium. its goes like aaaaa oooo

zor ka jhatka, from the movie Action Replayy (bollywood)

 

[Kriketer]

i hope pak take kenya team likely in next match.

I hope Kenya takes Pakistan litely.

 

[yadunoe]

Sincere condolences.they will give fight next match

afridi will play full strength team. if they cant handle NZ bowling how they gonna handle pakistan bowling lol

 

[Foozee]

i woke up hoping to see NZ play Kenya.. but found it the match has finished.. what the fish!

 

[hazen_batti]

afridi will play full strength team. if they cant handle NZ bowling how they gonna handle pakistan bowling lol

We aren't so cruel. I think Pakistani bowlers will give 100 extras to make Kenya Scorecard reasonable.

 

[ozymandias]

Nrr +7.620 )

 

[shahrukh619]

lets watch the highlights

 

[shahrukh619]

zor ka jhatka, from the movie Action Replayy (bollywood)

no the english one:rana

 

[Krishnan]

afridi will play full strength team. if they cant handle NZ bowling how they gonna handle pakistan bowling lol

Atleast for the fans lets hope they give fight.Think kenya are better of bowling first as anyway they are going to make max 150-200 i think whether batting or bowling first.So the max they can try to do is get opposition all our for a less score as I don't see them winning batting first.

 

[ozymandias]

lets watch the highlights

The whole match was only highlights.

 

[acewings]

kenya will make 200+ vs pakistan... just wait

 

[Cracket]

i woke up hoping to see NZ play Kenya.. but found it the match has finished.. what the fish!

lol this was shorter than a T20 match.

 

[hazen_batti]

lets watch the highlights

 

[Sir john]

I hope Kenya takes Pakistan litely.

nope

reverse

 

[yadunoe]

Atleast for the fans lets hope they give fight.Think kenya are better of bowling first as anyway they are going to make max 150-200 i think whether batting or bowling first.So the max they can try to do is get opposition all our for a less score as I don't see them winning batting first.

ya pak should bat first and make 400 lol

 

[Sir john]

Actaully i don't even know the name of the sponser

But the teams have to buy sponsers. I'm surprised that Kenya was able to buy a sponser as they have been in financial problems.

Karuturi Global

kenya sponsor

 

[SAF]

NZ has a great NRR at the momment. Pak needs to some work.

 

[hazen_batti]

Now, what we do. any suggestions

 

[Sir john]

ya pak should bat first and make 400 lol

too much over-confidence

 

[hazen_batti]

NZ has a great NRR at the momment. Pak needs to some work.

So world cup 1st round challenge. Who will thrash the minnows best?

 

[yadunoe]

too much over-confidence

ok 340 will be good

 

[shahrukh619]

hello.

I know your new, and i would like to tell you that its one fo the rules not use one word replies like smilies, beucase if you post like that, then you could end up being banned, so i'm just telling you for your own good, so plz dont mind what i said.

Heres the rule

1. Post Quality and Relevance
Please do not spam with one liners or worse, with one-word replies. '+1', 'lol' or a random smiley does not constitute a valid reply or post.

 

[hazen_batti]

i woke up hoping to see NZ play Kenya.. but found it the match has finished.. what the fish!

Jago Jago subuh hoi.
Poorab ka darwaza khula.
Kenya kee dhulai khattam hoi.
)

 

[Sir john]

ok 340 will be good

yaah less than 350 is ok i think.

 

[Matic]

Pakistan v minnows + grassy pitch + minnows bowl first.. fair game?

 

[hazen_batti]

hello.

I know your new, and i would like to tell you that its one fo the rules not use one word replies like smilies, beucase if you post like that, then you could end up being banned, so i'm just telling you for your own good, so plz dont mind what i said.

Heres the rule

1. Post Quality and Relevance
Please do not spam with one liners or worse, with one-word replies. '+1', 'lol' or a random smiley does not constitute a valid reply or post.

okay i will keep that in mind. i don't wanna get banned in WC atleast. Sorry Mods.


So, if you only wanna laugh on a good joke. Laugh at your place

 

[Khan88]

Pakistan will also destroy Kenya no worries. Should even rest Shoaib. Shehzad will get 150 if we bat first.

 

[Sir john]

Bennett is the Man of the Match: It's very tough for us after the India game, I was working on the yorkers and it paid rich dividends today. It's very hot in India and it's pretty difficult to get used to it.

 

[Sir john]

Vettori: We didn't start well as we lost the toss, but our seamers exploited the conditions well. With big games coming up, nice to get a win under your belt. Mills might be back in the next game and Nathan has bowled well for us.

 

[Sir john]

Kamande: I am disappointed with our batting performance. All credit to the NZ bowlers and they came hard against us. We didn't compete well today and we hope to do well in the future matches.

 

[shahrukh619]

okay i will keep that in mind. i don't wanna get banned in WC atleast. Sorry Mods.


So, if you only wanna laugh on a good joke. Laugh at your place

lol just add something to it. Saying why its funny, or just say something that has to do with it

 

[Cover Drive]

Game over, thread closed.

Thanks!