Caption Competition : What is Javed Miandad asking his parrot?

[MenInG]

 

[TahirFan]

Please poop on my head. It brings good luck to me

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

Get me a job

 

[Zaib_Mirza]

mian mitho Churi kasay

 

[MenInG]

Here's a hint

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Javed Miandad and his parrot &#55357;&#56832; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Cricket?src=hash">#Cricket</a> <a href="https://t.co/bjoAO42ZWY">pic.twitter.com/bjoAO42ZWY</a></p>— Saj Sadiq (@Saj_PakPassion) <a href="https://twitter.com/Saj_PakPassion/status/844998998306029570">March 23, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Justcrazy]

Your balance is perfect for a batsman .....

 

[blue_champion]

Miandad training his parrot to talk/sing

Miandad- tala lum pum tala lum pum
Parrot- tara rum pum tara rum pum

Miandad- wah bhai! yeh tota to poola game leke chaltha hai.

 

[joly]

Animal cruelty, bad advertisement for sports from a veteran

 

[The_Odd_One]

Wow, he looks old!

 

[Nil Dhumrojal]

He is saying : At least you don't talk rubbish as me

 

[Madplayer]

Parrot poops on javed's shoulder and leaves a big spot.

Javed to parrot: you should be hanged for spot fixing.

 

[Cryin Out Loud]

Tota totley ko tikata tadbeer
Beta na kar takulluf, aur na ban peer
Main khata hoon daana, tu khaaley kheer

 

[MenInG]

Miandad happy that atleast the parrot is listening to him!

 

[Monsee]

Wow, he looks old!

- Not sure if you are looking at his white hair or what but why would he not look old at the ripe age of almost 60, he might actually be a bit older if age was listed wrong on his birth certificate? One thing I must say if same Miandad shows up with black hair (colored and all), most of us will say wow he looks young

He made his debut in 1975 World Cup.

 

[dhump]

I wish Miandad was on twitter ... he can be Sehwag of Pakistan.

 

[Monsee]

I wish Miandad was on twitter ... he can be Sehwag of Pakistan.

But problem is he will have a problem pronouncing 'Twitter' itself