PPCL Academy | PPCL 2020

[Square Drive]

Bro I went for a coup like the academy wanted.

Where are my perks

Your perk was finally getting a win in FCs - khush raho

 

[Watsupdoc]

A couple of points I would like The Academy to note:

1) I would like to start a petition for the Tigers to be renamed as the Tie-gers [MENTION=151892]Thunderbolt14[/MENTION] [MENTION=145503]Mueez[/MENTION]

2) I would like to have my name changed to Jibran Drive in the sim for enhanced performance

3) Salman Butt deserves extra perks for his vital knock against Misbah United

Hope you get my requests processed [MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION]

Bro I went for a coup like the academy wanted.

Where are my perks

The academy is looking into these matters

 

[Mueez]

A couple of points I would like The Academy to note:

1) I would like to start a petition for the Tigers to be renamed as the Tie-gers [MENTION=151892]Thunderbolt14[/MENTION] [MENTION=145503]Mueez[/MENTION]

2) I would like to have my name changed to Jibran Drive in the sim for enhanced performance

3) Salman Butt deserves extra perks for his vital knock against Misbah United

Hope you get my requests processed [MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION]

I alongside with [MENTION=151892]Thunderbolt14[/MENTION] will be the richest players after the season ends

 

[Thunderbolt14]

Academy doing very well alhamdulillah. Lecture on draws and ties coming up from myself. Stay tuned.

 

[Batman]

So beautiful! [MENTION=40952]Batman[/MENTION] can we have these in the match threads as well? As the sponsors logo

Not a bad idea by the way.

 

[Greenstorm]

Marketing and PR
Chapter 3: Lollywood and Bollywood

How does one develop a brand? This is a perpetual question that players have pondered for decades now, from the original brand of Don Bradman to the modern day Kohli.

As cricket has evolved in the modern era, player brands have evolved too. It is no longer a gentleman’s game. We’re talking about the Afridis, Akhtars, and Akrams who have scaled the Bollywood social scene to develop relationships with the likes of Shahrukh, and the Azharuddins and Kohlis whose love lives catapulted them from cricket superstars to pop culture celebrities.

That is what we are here to teach you at PPCL Academy. Our focus is on creating a brand, a player lobby, social connections with contacts in the Cricket Board, media lobbies to support you when you are dropped from your team, relationships with tabloids whose reporters you can tip off to defame your competitors, and of course, the ability for you to find your very own Anushka Sharma.

Be sure to accept any and all invitations to post-match “get togethers”. Do not be worried of the consequences of coming home late, whether it is from your coach or if you need to go in to bat the fourth innings of a Test Match the following morning. Lack of performance can always be compensated, however, a player’s reputation is irreplaceable.

Look for pairings where you can be matched with a rising star actress. It is very important to tease the tabloids without explicit confirmation or denial. Some ways of doing this are visiting public occurrences together, donating to the same charity, and appearing in the same Head and Shoulders commercials.

Leak pictures to the press regularly, in addition to spicy information that may make the headlines. Soon, you will develop from star player to star icon. We have covered in our other lectures the great need to purchase your very own private island. You will find this helpful here.

Finally, do not lose hope. You will know it is working when you receive a call from the PCB chairman. If you get sued at any point, PPCL Academy would like to clarify that the contents of this lecture are purely advisory and will not take responsibility for any decisions made.

Do not hesitate to reach out to [MENTION=145503]Mueez[/MENTION] sir for expert advice.

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Seems like you contacted Mr Professor and Mr Malik before this lecture. Their wisdom cannot be matched.

 

[Mueez]

 

[Mueez]

Academy has some big plans for the knock-out stages

 

[Thunderbolt14]

Academy has some big plans for the knock-out stages

Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile )

 

[Mueez]

Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile )

Bohat ziyada ) )
[MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION]

 

[Mueez]

Bro bas mujhay ye batao paisay kittay mile )

Bohat ziyada ) )

We are back
[MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION]

 

[Watsupdoc]

Bohat ziyada ) )

We are back

[MENTION=55088]Watsupdoc[/MENTION]

Don’t forget to tap the middle of the pitch

 

[Mueez]

Don’t forget to tap the middle of the pitch

Why not! Sledge bhi karoonga

 

[Thunderbolt14]

In a blockbuster turn of events, PPCL Academy has been given charge of maintaining the biosecure bubble for this season. Only Academy-approved non-players and non-staff may enter and exit to interact with the players. More soon to follow.

 

[Thunderbolt14]

PPCL Academy is also accepting applications from any and all new players this season! Give it a shot and secure your future. It’s a wild, wild rollercoaster in store.

 

[last_knight]

Once You are in, there is no way out

PPCL Academy is sometimes criticized for off field activities. This common perception is absolutely wrong simply because field of PPCL-Academy is limitless.

[MENTION=145503]Mueez[/MENTION] , for example, has excelled in art of Coin Toss but if he opts to bat first after winning the toss, he will be doing this for best interests of his Team ( and Bank). Critics wrongly blame PPCL Academy for such things. Why Academy encourages criticism is a minor part of larger things, There is no thing as Bad Publicity.

 

[Mueez]

Bhai hazir hai

 

[Watsupdoc]

Bhai hazir hai

Are we going to get khajoors from the academy before Ramzan?

 

[Mueez]

Are we going to get khajoors from the academy before Ramzan?

Halal dates

Of course sir let’s get ready to rumbleeeee!