Punjabi Thread...

[RWAC]

hahaa theek aa...phir agli vaari aa goreyan de wangu knock shock karan di lorh nahi..punjabiyaan wangu seedha bua torh ke andar aa jeyo

 

[DHONI183]

Aaho maari moti fukri maarni chaidi ae, hun saarey shyane madrasi bun jaan tan fer ki fayda :rana

O ji, Afreeki hovo yaa´n Madrasi, o tey Rabb di deyn vey keyonke o vi barrey sohney hondey ney. Bas apna moo´h kaalak mal ke nayyi karwaana.......

*Knock Knock*

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Rabb di deyn naal aey´h taaga hun hor aggey challeyga.

 

[_JuGNii]

Khamoshi ey ithey teh..!

 

[Abdullah22]

Is this video in Punjabi? It sounds a bit like Punjabi but doesn't feel like true Punjabi. I'm guessing it's Saraiki but I could understand nearly whole video while I don't speak saraiki

[utube]FnA0mq-Jipg[/utube]

 

[UP]

Salam paravo aur kuriyo,

Sab theek thak ho? Biwi, bache, aba, ami?

 

[DHONI183]

Salam paravo aur kuriyo,

Sab theek thak ho? Biwi, bache, aba, ami?

Wa Alaikum Assalam ji,

Biwi-bachchey hai nayyi tey Ammi-Abbu theek thaak ney.

Tusi sunao.......

Waisey, ki kurriyaa´n tuvaadi peynaa´h nayyi giyaa´n?

 

[UP]

Agar biwi-bachey nai an te phir kadu hon gey?

Kuriya meri sirf mashooqi wagera kama chey kam aand'ian.

 

[DHONI183]

Agar biwi-bachey nai an te phir kadu hon gey?

Vekho hun...... Rabb jaaney..... Koi jaldi nayyi saanu.

Kuriya meri sirf mashooqi wagera kama chey kam aand'ian.

Aey´h tey barri bey-sharmi waali gal vey.....

 

[UP]

Tuvanu jaldi kyon nai?

Aur iss vich bey-sharmi wali gal kyon vey?

 

[wizard_85]

hanji mundeyo...kidda??
ki banda?

 

[DHONI183]

Tuvanu jaldi kyon nai?

Aur iss vich bey-sharmi wali gal kyon vey?

Bas thorri azaad zindagi jeena chandey aa´n.

Assi mazaak kar rayye saa´n. Saadey valo´n paa´nvey´n tusi oona nu tusi peynaa bulao yaa naa bulao, saanu koi farak nayyi peynda.

hanji mundeyo...kidda??
ki banda?

Theek thaak. Tusi sunao?

 

[wizard_85]

Bas thorri azaad zindagi jeena chandey aa´n.

Assi mazaak kar rayye saa´n. Saadey valo´n paa´nvey´n tusi oona nu tusi peynaa bulao yaa naa bulao, saanu koi farak nayyi peynda.



Theek thaak. Tusi sunao?

sab badiya yaar.

wohnst du in Deutschland?

 

[DHONI183]

sab badiya yaar.

wohnst du in Deutschland?

Ji assi reyyndey tey Germany (Deutschland) chey haa´n lekin Rabb waastey aeys taagey chey sirf Punjabi bolo......

 

[wizard_85]

Ji assi reyyndey tey Germany (Deutschland) chey haa´n lekin Rabb waastey aeys taagey chey sirf Punjabi bolo......

chalo dhoni prah ji punjabi bol lene haan
aasi vienne ch rehne haan
horr tusi ki karde deutschland vich?

 

[DHONI183]

chalo dhoni prah ji punjabi bol lene haan
aasi vienne ch rehne haan
horr tusi ki karde deutschland vich?

Khushi hoyyi tuvaanu jaan ke. Assi ji bas kujh khaas nayyi; bas veyley´h cricket vekhdey´h reyyney aa´n tey Internet tey kujh naa kujh parr´hdey reyyney aa´n. Mast zindagi vey saadi Rabb dey´h karram naal!

 

[wizard_85]

Khushi hoyyi tuvaanu jaan ke. Assi ji bas kujh khaas nayyi; bas veyley´h cricket vekhdey´h reyyney aa´n tey Internet tey kujh naa kujh parr´hdey reyyney aa´n. Mast zindagi vey saadi Rabb dey´h karram naal!

acha tusi velley ho

 

[DHONI183]

acha tusi velley ho

Ji bas, aeyda´h hee aa´n......

 

[UP]

Velley reh ke ki ki karde ho?

Zara tafseel nal jawab do. Meharbaani.

 

[AZ]

...

 

[DHONI183]

Velley reh ke ki ki karde ho?

Zara tafseel nal jawab do. Meharbaani.

Aggar banda´h veyla´h hovey tey o fer kujh nayyi kar daa!

Ziyada tou ziyada tusi tey saanu 'Advisor' keh sakkdey o (samajh ayyi jey) .

 

[Bhaijaan]

[utube]Iu8210k9WQc[/utube]

 

[LethalSami]

oye FC tu ayeda wada ho gaya aen, phir ve tennu video embed karna nai ayi

 

[Bhaijaan]

oye FC tu ayeda wada ho gaya aen, phir ve tennu video embed karna nai ayi

Bhull gya si iss thhaagey vich wakhri scheme layi di ae

 

[Bhaijaan]

Mai kya , koi hai ???

 

[DHONI183]

Mai kya , koi hai ???

Assi kitthey jaana si ji?

 

[Bhaijaan]

^ Chalo vadiya

 

[shan]

Idher koi haya nai bare din ho gheye ne, kider mar gheye sarey punjabi?

 

[DHONI183]

Idher koi haya nai bare din ho gheye ne, kider mar gheye sarey punjabi?

Rabb daa shukr vey mei´n tey jeeounda (zinda) vaa´n. Tusi marran maraan di galaa´n keyo´n kardey o ji......

 

[RWAC]

Maran saadhe dushman


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[DHONI183]

Maran saadhe dushman

Naa ji naa, dushman vi nayi marney chayi dey´h. Bas saarey sudhr jaan mere tey aeyh khwahish vey.

 

[RWAC]

Naa ji naa, dushman vi nayi marney chayi dey´h. Bas saarey sudhr jaan mere tey aeyh khwahish vey.

Saare sudhar gaye taan dushman kinu aakhaange :/

 

[DHONI183]

Saare sudhar gaye taan dushman kinu aakhaange :/

Apney andr dey´h shaitaan nu´h.

Waisey vi, dushmaniyaa´n chey ki rakheya jey?

 

[carbon11]

Is this video in Punjabi? It sounds a bit like Punjabi but doesn't feel like true Punjabi. I'm guessing it's Saraiki but I could understand nearly whole video while I don't speak saraiki

majhail (sheikapura) accent

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sargoda accent

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[RWAC]

Apney andr dey´h shaitaan nu´h.

Waisey vi, dushmaniyaa´n chey ki rakheya jey?

Mere andar tan rabb vasda...shaitaan wasda hona tuhaade andar


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[Looney]

Oho aithay killa thokda chal raya si

 

[LethalSami]

tusaan Double Shah da suniaa si?? Double Shah nay Ponzi Scheme nal baray Sialkot area day loogaan nu lutia si

iss video chay aik banda Double Shah di story sunanda ve......check it out

what epic lyrics
Saanu lutt laya Double Shah ae
...
kukr karian khanday daal tu raiy aan


[utube]tYWgDX2dSvI[/utube]


here's Geo report on the case
[utube]6oKEn3JltzY[/utube]

 

[Lachrymose]

Punjabi bolni sokhi aye par likhni tay parrni okhi aye.

 

[RWAC]

^ anparh loki aah eida de bahaane hi laaunde ne

 

[DHONI183]

Mere andar tan rabb vasda...shaitaan wasda hona tuhaade andar

Mann jao mann jao - assi saarey ikko jey houndey aa´n.

 

[Statsman]

Ki haal ney mitron? Mere maade je certification de exam chalde paye ne, mukk jaan do, gaa paa dawaange is thread te!!

 

[RWAC]

Ki haal ney mitron? Mere maade je certification de exam chalde paye ne, mukk jaan do, gaa paa dawaange is thread te!!

22 tusi "maade" banan di certification le rahein hon?

 

[Lachrymose]

^ anparh loki aah eida de bahaane hi laaunde ne

Aini besti changi nai ayvi

 

[Looney]

kinni besti changi ay phir ?

 

[Lachrymose]

^Jinni banda seh sakay. Unn saray iko jinni besti taye nai naa seh sakday. Sabdi vakhri vakhri besti di had undi aye.


Yayyy, my Punjabi's hardcore

 

[Munna]

aye tey mein zulm kar chadeya apne naal. aye thread tey mein peli vaari waikhiyaa aithey!

chalo kher ee aa ...

hunn waikh leya jey tey ji ... Na masala ne gheo, Punjabi saareyan da peyo

 

[DHONI183]

aye tey mein zulm kar chadeya apne naal. aye thread tey mein peli vaari waikhiyaa aithey!

chalo kher ee aa ...

hunn waikh leya jey tey ji ... Na masala ne gheo, Punjabi saareyan da peyo

Munna ji, khushi hui tuvaanu aetthey vekh ke. Bas hun mazzey lutto!

 

[RWAC]

^Jinni banda seh sakay. Unn saray iko jinni besti taye nai naa seh sakday. Sabdi vakhri vakhri besti di had undi aye.


Yayyy, my Punjabi's hardcore

Thuadi kini k hadh hai das do...uhni k bezti kar leya karaange


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[RWAC]

aye tey mein zulm kar chadeya apne naal. aye thread tey mein peli vaari waikhiyaa aithey!

chalo kher ee aa ...

hunn waikh leya jey tey ji ... Na masala ne gheo, Punjabi saareyan da peyo

Lol aaunde hi khaan peen di gall karti...asli punjabi


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[Munna]

jeeee aaaya nuuu .... brbrbrwwaa!

 

[Lachrymose]

Meri koi madad karsakda aye?

"Driver" nun Punjabi vich ki aakhi da aye?

 

[RWAC]

"drraaye varr" bas eina saukha?


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[Lachrymose]

^Mazaq chado, sai daso

Koi lafaz nai ayvi "driver" vaastay?

 

[Lachrymose]

hahaa theek aa...phir agli vaari aa goreyan de wangu knock shock karan di lorh nahi..punjabiyaan wangu seedha bua torh ke andar aa jeyo

Ghalti, ghalti, ghalti!

torh is Urdu
pann is Punjabi

 

[RWAC]

^Mazaq chado, sai daso

Koi lafaz nai ayvi "driver" vaastay?

Haiga na....gaddi chalaun wala phai

par sachi main vi ni sunya kade punjabi ch driver de layi koi lafz. Kal puchda ghardeyan ton. Thuanu ki loarh paey gayee?

 

[RWAC]

Ghalti, ghalti, ghalti!

torh is Urdu
pann is Punjabi

Koi na hun eida hain pher. Niki niki galtiyaan pharniyaan na ek-duje di. Aajo pher!

 

[DHONI183]

"drraaye varr" bas eina saukha?

"Varr" Hindi chey laarrey nu aah dey ney.

"Draaye varr" matlab jeyrra laarey nu draaye).

 

[RWAC]

Main vi aahi soch reha si jadon main likhya si.

 

[Munna]

^Mazaq chado, sai daso

Koi lafaz nai ayvi "driver" vaastay?

Traaala chalaan aala

 

[ElRaja]

for all punjabi brothers and sisters, enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQ14nNnNkM

 

[carbon11]

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garhi besija oh chokri

cake kawa jayay BAKERY (ROFL) )


chori chori oh mari gori

pani puri cheese butter vari mari lari pani puri vari dahi pudi mari

dj adi )

imran khan should sue for badnami and defamation

 

[ElRaja]

^^ kay aala hook sunata ai, did he say cheese butter at 2:20 lols.

 

[TAK]

ہونی دے حیلے : منیر نیازی

کس دا دوش سی کس دا نئیں سی
ایہہ گلاں ہن کرن دیاں نئیں
ویلے لنگھ گئے توبہ والے
راتاں ہوکے بھرن دیاں نئیں

جو ہویا ایہہ ہونا ای سی
تے ہونی روکیاں رُکدی نئیں
اِک واری جدوں شروع ہو جاوے
گل فیر اینویں مُکدی نئیں

کجھ اُنج وی راہواں اوکھیاں سن
کجھ گل وچ غم دا طوق وی سی
کجھ شہر دے لوک وی ظالم سن
کجھ مینوں مرن دا شوق وی سی

 

[RWAC]

What happens jadon koi punjabi nu chad ke angrezi nu muh maarda?

[utube]ePZojuTsXd0[/utube]

) )

 

[sarmadsl]

Ghalti, ghalti, ghalti!

torh is Urdu
pann is Punjabi

shaba ina deyan galtian kado : sede tarah punjabi bolan nahe honde te galan karde neee

 

[LethalSami]

ess taagay da na koi munh ae, na matha........

mainu lagda ve ke aithay saray aevain e chadnay nay pay

 

[carbon11]

^^ kay aala hook sunata ai, did he say cheese butter at 2:20 lols.

It's Gujarati, the Gujrat state in India a guji rip off punjabi amplifier,

Maybe some guji Bhai can translate the lyrics all I heard and could fathom was something about james bond, eating cake at a bakery,
and some pani puri , cheese butter Dahi pudi dribble from dj adi.

 

[Lachrymose]

Haiga na....gaddi chalaun wala phai

par sachi main vi ni sunya kade punjabi ch driver de layi koi lafz. Kal puchda ghardeyan ton. Thuanu ki loarh paey gayee?

Mainu kisse naye puchya see vayi aye bujh jaa, taye tenu main kuj cheez dawan gaa. Main haar gayi, taye hun gal hi muk gayi aye

 

[Lachrymose]

shaba ina deyan galtian kado : sede tarah punjabi bolan nahe honde te galan karde neee

Chalo, pindd vich raikay ik sidhi Punjabi tayi sikhi aye

 

[Lachrymose]

Pakistan vich hun taangay kyun nayi hunday? Manu badhay pasand see par hun tay main kaday vaikhay hi nayi haivi

 

[dadvoc]

Pakistan vich hun taangay kyun nayi hunday? Manu badhay pasand see par hun tay main kaday vaikhay hi nayi haivi

jiwain jiwain gadiyan taiz hondian ne, tilli sawariyan da wela v mukda janda aay.
Hunay v kissi kissi thaa te tangay chalday ne, per sher day vich tangay mana nay...

 

[Lachrymose]

^Aye gal vi sachi aye.

Par pinddan vich vee hun taye mukday janday naye paye. Saday pindd pailay vava honday aye par hun taye lagdaye muk gaye naye

 

[RWAC]

Pakistan vich hun taangay kyun nayi hunday? Manu badhay pasand see par hun tay main kaday vaikhay hi nayi haivi

Pakistan chaado ithe kanede aa jaao...Quebec shehar de vichy bathere taange labh jaane thuanu

 

[Lachrymose]

Pakistan chaado ithe kanede aa jaao...Quebec shehar de vichy bathere taange labh jaane thuanu

Acha jee? Aye taye main paili vaar suneya aye

 

[RWAC]

Acha jee? Aye taye main paili vaar suneya aye

 

[Gujar]

O beghairataa, bandeyaan nu addy door tu balanda ehn pya, taange de uppar behn vaste.

 

[Lachrymose]

^Oye hoye! Tussi taye ghussa hee kargaye ho. Aidhi kerrhi pareshani aye?

 

[Lachrymose]

Fikar naa karo RWAC. Canada daye taangay waaste USA vich batheriyan sawariyan naye

 

[RWAC]

22 jinu jinu taanga nahi pasand aaya uhna layi aa vi haiga canada vich

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[Lachrymose]

^^Aye taye barrha okha kam aye!

 

[DHONI183]

Ji Punjabiyaa´n di ekk gal vey: Indian hon yaa Pakistani, Hindu hon, Sikh hon, Masihi hon yaa fer Mussalmaan, bass saarey ekk doojey nu´h peyna-praah samajh dey ney.

Rabb sabb nu´h khosh rakkhey.