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Ji Punjabiyaa´n di ekk gal vey: Indian hon yaa Pakistani, Hindu hon, Sikh hon, Masihi hon yaa fer Mussalmaan, bass saarey ekk doojey nu´h peyna-praah samajh dey ney.

Rabb sabb nu´h khosh rakkhey:53:.

Bilkul sahi keha veerey, Punjabiya vich boht pyar ae ikk dujje lyi. Boht mazedaar log ne eh. Tusi jithe marji chale jao, Kanneda howe ja Kangarooda sare yaar-vaeli ban k rehnde a.
 
Dhoni veer, ungal kidda? Thheek ho gyi ke nhi?



Apne dhhaagey te hor janta aagyi ae, boht vadia gal ae. Mazedar dhhaga :afridi
 
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Veerey fikar na karo, sabh thheek hoju. Saadiya duawa tuhade naal ae bikul koi chakkar i nyi
 
Ik sher paish keeta jaye:

Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay Punjabi nai sikhi, onay keeta ki...
 
Aaho o te santaali de batware ne saabit kar dita si .

Udo halaat i edda de hogye si veerey matt maari gyi si sareya di. Eh vaddey leader mulk vanda ke chaley gye, loka nu ladaa ke chale gye dharam de naa tey :facepalm:
 
Ik sher paish keeta jaye:

Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay Punjabi nai sikhi, onay keeta ki...

Kya baat ae lakdi moj :14:


Ehh ta chhota muh badi baat hogyi :yk
 
Ik sher paish keeta jaye:

Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay salai nai sikhi, onay seeta ki,
Jinhay Punjabi nai sikhi, onay keeta ki...

Wah ji wah:14:! Sayi gal vey, "jinney Punjabi nayi sikhi ooney keeta ki?"

Kya baat ae lakdi moj :14:


Ehh ta chhota muh badi baat hogyi :yk

Tuaanu keyo´n lagda vey ke oona dey mu´nh chhota vey:13:?

:P;-)

Waisey, "Barri" tey "baat"
Urdu daa lafz/shabd ney:26:.
 
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Haha maenu mere ik veer di gal yaad aagyi. Ohda muhawrya vich kam dhilla si thhora ta ikk waar ki hoya ohda tuition wala Sir kehnda mae tuhanu saareya nu top de institute'ch admit karwawanga ta oh kehnda -

''Sir, eh ta tuhane chhota muh badi baat kr ditti'' :))) :)))




Bsss udo to jado vi koi edda di gal hundi ae eh muhaawra mere dimah ch aajanda te mai jhatt bol dena :yk :)))
 
Te hun assi muhaawra i badal diye ik urdu shabd lyi? :23:



Chhota muh vaddi gal :))) :)))
 
Haha maenu mere ik veer di gal yaad aagyi. Ohda muhawrya vich kam dhilla si thhora ta ikk waar ki hoya ohda tuition wala Sir kehnda mae tuhanu saareya nu top de institute'ch admit karwawanga ta oh kehnda -

''Sir, eh ta tuhane chhota muh badi baat kr ditti'' :))) :)))




Bsss udo to jado vi koi edda di gal hundi ae eh muhaawra mere dimah ch aajanda te mai jhatt bol dena :yk :)))

Wah! Kya waqt si muhaawra istmaal karran daa:)))!

Te hun assi muhaawra i badal diye ik urdu shabd lyi? :23:



Chhota muh vaddi gal :))) :)))

Aey vadiya nayi lagda:)?
 
Vaise eh vi theek ae, mera khyal Bollywood da asar hogya mere te. :azhar
 
:))

Dhoni bhai sai kainday naye paye: Chotta mun vaddi gal

f_c agun tun ainjdi ghalti na karyo. Ainj pher lagdaye jisran Punjabi poori zaban nayi aiyvi :P
 
Vaise eh vi theek ae, mera khyal Bollywood da asar hogya mere te. :azhar

Aeys taagey chey Bollywood daa koi kam nayi vey - aey yaad rakkho!

:))

Dhoni bhai sai kainday naye paye: Chotta mun vaddi gal

f_c agun tun ainjdi ghalti na karyo. Ainj pher lagdaye jisran Punjabi poori zaban nayi aiyvi :P

Mere tou ilaawa kayi mundey shayad passand naa kar dey, par mei´n khush vaa´n aeys kaaley keetey hoye hissey naal:D.

Mai dhyan rakhhanga :23:

:O

Dhyaan ya tyaan?


Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji, tuaadi aakhri warning vey ke tusi aithhey Punjabi dey lafz/shabd istmaal karogey aggar.

Haa´n, kadi kiddaar saadi zubaan/bhaasha chey aeyse lafz hee nayi houndey. Ji´n vey´n ke
"warning". hun aeys nu mei´n ki aakha saadi zubaan chey:22:?

f_c jee lagdaye tuanu Punurdu barri pasand aye :P

Pun-Urdu:)))!!!
 
^ :))

Assi barray mahauliye aan!

"Warning?" Meray khyaal vich "khabardari"
Jisra akhi da aye na, "main tanu khabardari karna aan aye kam karnay tun :)
 
^Haan jee, khabardar theek aye :)

Waisay Dhoni jee kee gal hogayi aye? Kinun khabardar karna jaye? :P
 
^Haan jee, khabardar theek aye :)

Waisay Dhoni jee kee gal hogayi aye? Kinun khabardar karna jaye? :P

O ji, Rabb rehamm karey mei´n tey bass aenjh hee puchhda peya saa´n:9:.

Achcha, tuaadey
signature (Life: A Beautiful Lie) barri dil-chasp vey:13:.....

Zindagi ekk sohna chootth keyo´n vey:(?
 
Jhoooth bai ji.. tusi pta ni ki bol re oh. Shhukar ae 'h' laa ti naal kuch hor i ban jana c nyi ta. Tauba tauba :23:
 
Jhoooth bai ji.. tusi pta ni ki bol re oh. Shhukar ae 'h' laa ti naal kuch hor i ban jana c nyi ta. Tauba tauba :23:

Tauba mere Khudaya:facepalm:! O ji, assi Pakistani Punjabi chey aenjh hee boli daa vey.

Tuaadi soch:boom:!!!

Waisey,:))!
 
Asli Punjabi vich ta 'jh' to 'jhooth' hunda :boom:


'Ch' to chandni :heart:
 
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@Dhoni Bhai:

Acha acha, pher theek aye :P

Mera signature barra sucha aye kyunke assi zindagi nun aistraan jeenay haan jisran aithay hee assan rayna aye hamesha hamesha wastay. Assi daulat, kapray, makan, gadiyan aisran kathiyan karne haan jisran aye cheezan sade naal hee ravan giyan. Par haqeeqat aye aiy kaye maut naye ik din zaroor avnaye, har banday wastay, taye jedi maut aye naan, oday kolun koi vee nai nass sakda...
Taan wastay, zindagi sohna chootth bankay sanun bewaoof banandi aye, taye maut ik sada such bankay sanun agla jahan vakhandi aye :)
 
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@f_c: Ufff jee, saadi Pakistani Punjabi vich aihi akhidaye. Soch nun hun badal lavo zara... :P
 
Asli Punjabi vich ta 'jh' to 'jhooth' hunda :boom:


'Ch' to chandni :heart:

O ji, aey Chaandni kaun vey;-)? Saadi (hon waali) Paabi tey nayi:P.

@Dhoni Bhai:

Acha acha, pher theek aye

Mera signature barra sucha aye kyunke assi zindagi nun aistraan jeenay haan jisran aithay hee assan rayna aye hamesha hamesha wastay. Assi daulat, kapray, makan, gadiyan aisran kathiyan karne haan jisran aye cheezan sade naal hee ravan giyan. Par haqeeqat aye aiy kaye maut naye ik din zaroor avnaye, har banday wastay, taye jedi maut aye naan, oday kolun koi vee nai nass sakda...
Taan wastay, zindagi sohna chootth bankay sanun bewaoof banandi aye, taye maut ik sada such bankay sanun agla jahan vakhandi aye :)

Tusi tey meinu drraa hee ditta vey:(...... Hun mei´n appni safayi dey daa´n.....

Daulat - Rabb daa shukr vey jo vi haiga vey, par laalachch koi nayi gaa.

Kappray - hun kujh naa kujh tey paana peyynda vey. Onjh phirro tey loug juttiyaa´n marran gey´n:boom:.

Makaan - bas ser dey ottey chhatt chayi di vey.....

Gaddi - koi khaas shouk vi nayi vey.


@f_c: Ufff jee, saadi Pakistani Punjabi vich aihi akhidaye. Soch nun hun badal lavo zara... :P

Sukr vey ke tusi meri gal di tasdeeq kar ditti, warna Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji meinu ghalat samajh raye sann:22:.....

Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji, appni soch badal lavo:moyo.
 
Lakdi moj da dastakhat bohot dukhhdai hai. Essiya gallan soch k bss :(
 
Kisi hor di ho gayi si.....:(?

Haan :facepalm:


Mei´n vi darr gaya vaa´n:boom:.....

Fer tusi dew peeyo :19:

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Dhoni Bhai tuadi safai vee kuj had tak theek aye, par manu lagdaye ke main apne signature da Punjabi vich sayi tabsara nayi karsaki :(
Chalo pher vee, sirf Rab tun daro, doojeyan bandeyan tun nayin ;-)
 
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f_c jee lagdaye tuanun taye main bota hee dukhi karditaye :(

Kee hoya, Chandni dee shadi kisi hor naal hogayi? :(
 
Tuaadey dil chey tey fer barri hassrataa´n/khuwahishaa´n hon giyaa´n, ji´nvey´n ke gaana "Chaandni Tu Mere Chaandni" gaan diya......:boom:? Haina:(?

Lagda taye ainjayi aye :(
Tussi oss ganay da paye aanday ho naa, "Rang bare badal main, tere nainon ke kajal pe, maine iss dil paye likh diya tera naam, Chandni, oh meri Chandni"...

Changa gaana aye, par f_c jee please athru nai satnaye *___*
 
Chandni da ta bss puchho na, mai ohnu kuchh hor i samajh k pyar krda si but asal vich oh auda di hai ni :/


Hun Simran zindabad ! :heart:
 
Dhoni Bhai tuadi safai vee kuj had tak theek aye, par manu lagdaye ke main apne signature da Punjabi vich sayi tabsara nayi karsaki :(
Chalo pher vee, sirf Rab tun daro, doojeyan bandeyan tun nayin ;-)

Peyyn meriye, mei´n tuaadi gal samajh geya vaa´n. Aey sab sachch vey par darr taa fer vi aounda vey naa:9:.....

Ji, bas Rabb kolo´n darrna chayi da vey:).


Lagda taye ainjayi aye :(
Tussi oss ganay da paye aanday ho naa, "Rang bare badal main, tere nainon ke kajal pe, maine iss dil paye likh diya tera naam, Chandni, oh meri Chandni"...

Haanji, o hee gaana:).

Chandni da ta bss puchho na, mai ohnu kuchh hor i samajh k pyar krda si but asal vich oh auda di hai ni :/

Waisey, Chaandni hai tey kurri si naa:13:?.......

Hun Simran zindabad ! :heart:

Tuaanu naam barrey filmy labbdey ney;-).
 
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Achcha aey Gujar paa-ji kitthey gaye aeys taagey nu´h chheyrr ke:13:?......


Chandni kudi da hi naa hunda veerey :23:
Mundeya da na hunda Chandan :moyo

O tey meinu pata´h vey. Bas mei´n zarra pareshaan ho geya saa´n keyo´n ke daak #691 chey tusi keya si Chaandni oho ji nayi nikli jaisi tusi samjhi si:moyo.

Haha eh dono ta kaafi mashoor ne vakeyi :yk

Bas hun tusi vi mash´hoor ho jaavo aur appni pyaar di kahaani likhvao:).
 
Chaandni (1989) tey Simran ('Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge' 1995) tou meinu yaad aya ke meri jes naal veyya´h di gal chal di paye vey oss daa naam Kiran ('Darr' 1993) vey:heart:........

*Mazzaak kar da peya vaa´n!!!*
 
Kidda bai saare?

F_C main tere shehr ch aa reha 2 dina vich...koi khas cheez daso jedi zarur vekhi/khaadi jaave


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Kidda bai saare?

F_C main tere shehr ch aa reha 2 dina vich...koi khas cheez daso jedi zarur vekhi/khaadi jaave


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Mere veer, khushi hui tuvaanu aetthey vekh ke:).

Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji, koi halaal cheezaa´n hee dassna warna Rabb naraaz ho jao:moyo.
 
Kidda RWAC paaji :)

Tusi pehla ni kade aye Chandigarh ?
Sector-17, sector-35 di markets taem pass lyi vadiya kafi
Ghuman lyi audda sukhna lake, rock garden, rose garden vgerah mashur ney. But garmi boht zaada ae ta mai pakka ni keh sakda k tuhanu koi maza ayuga ya nyi ghum k. I hope mausum vadiya rahe nyi ta vaise shaam nu ta kum thheek i ae. :13:
DT mall ae ik vadiya movie shovie dekhan lyi.

Baki indoor chill krn lyi kyi places ney jithhe mai dosta naal jaanda within tricity ( chandi mohali panchkula). Mai das dena vadia vadia places je audda chill krna :yk

Ikk vaise special chiz sec-34 da gol-gappe wala ae. Boht kaem gol-gappe bnanda oh bhayia.
 
Mere veer, khushi hui tuvaanu aetthey vekh ke:).

Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji, koi halaal cheezaa´n hee dassna warna Rabb naraaz ho jao:moyo.

Hahaa Paaji halal haram da koi raula hi nahi...assi sirf "phul-pattiyaan" khaande aan. :D


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Kidda RWAC paaji :)

Tusi pehla ni kade aye Chandigarh ?
Sector-17, sector-35 di markets taem pass lyi vadiya kafi
Ghuman lyi audda sukhna lake, rock garden, rose garden vgerah mashur ney. But garmi boht zaada ae ta mai pakka ni keh sakda k tuhanu koi maza ayuga ya nyi ghum k. I hope mausum vadiya rahe nyi ta vaise shaam nu ta kum thheek i ae. :13:
DT mall ae ik vadiya movie shovie dekhan lyi.

Baki indoor chill krn lyi kyi places ney jithhe mai dosta naal jaanda within tricity ( chandi mohali panchkula). Mai das dena vadia vadia places je audda chill krna :yk

Ikk vaise special chiz sec-34 da gol-gappe wala ae. Boht kaem gol-gappe bnanda oh bhayia.

Main theek veere. Tusi kidda? :)

Aaya tan 4-5 vaari par chhota siga udon te parivaar wale naal si. Is vaari cousin naal aa reha hain tan phir matarghasti karan da mauka haiga! ;)

Theek aa...sector-17, te rock garden tan main pehla vi vekhya hoya. Sukhna lake te jaana aidki. Tricity vi vekh aavange. Mere khyaal naal din veld tan andar andar hi ghoomna paena te shaam nu bahar. Naale thuade shehr di kudiyan waare bari gallan suniya - so vekhna paena jaake. ;)

Haha theek aa Bhaiye de gol gappe vi kha ke aavaange. Je vehle hon tan aa jo ikhathe milde aa?


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f_c jee hun fikar na karo, Simran is here to stay! :)

Dhoni jee, tuanun tuaddi Kiran mubarak hovay :))
 
Gol gappay mei´n vi khaaney ney:(......

Freelance_Cricketer paa-ji, meri vi daawatt karo......

Hahaa Paaji halal haram da koi raula hi nahi...assi sirf "phul-pattiyaan" khaande aan. :D

Mera matlab.....

Naale thuade shehr di kudiyan waare bari gallan suniya - so vekhna paena jaake. ;)

.... aey si. Hun kujh sharram karo. Inni deyr baad India jaa ke aeys tou vadiya kam nayi sujjeya tuvaanu:boom:.

Achcha,
Punjab nu´h mera salaam:)!

Pee aaya meh pee aaya, meh prem da peyaala pee aya.

Ziyada nashaa tey nayi charr geya:13:?

UP nun prem da peyaala kinay pilaya aye? :))

Fikr naa karo. UP bhai dey serr nuh kujh naa kujh charreya reyynda vey.

Dhoni jee, tuanun tuaddi Kiran mubarak hovay :))

Shukriya ji:). Bas hun Kiran nuh dassna rey´h geya vey:22:.....
 
Dhoni ji aye taye barra sokha kam aye...
Kiran agaye jaa kaye bass aye gaayo:

Jadoo teri nazar,
Khushboo tera badhannn,
Tu haan kar, Ya na kar,
Tu hai meri Kiran
;-)

Lo dasso, kam pakka :P
 
Tenu tak de tak de
Audi saadi thuk gayi ni
Oh gaddi saadi thuk gayi ni
Oh Audi saadi thuk gayi ni


meaning??

Let me try:

"Whilst staring at you,
My/our Audi has got tired (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has got tired (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has got tired (O´ girl)."

Wow:))! English cannot match its beauty:46:.
 
Tenu tak de tak de
Audi saadi thuk gayi ni
Oh gaddi saadi thuk gayi ni
Oh Audi saadi thuk gayi ni


meaning??

Let me try:

"Whilst staring at you,
My/our Audi has got tired (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has got tired (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has got tired (O´ girl)."

Wow:))! English cannot match its beauty:46:.

Wait a minute:O!!!

"Thakk" - 'Tired'

"Thukk/Thookk" - 'Bumped/smashed/collided'.

"Whilst staring at you,
My/our Audi has collied (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has collided (O´ girl),
That car/vehicle of mine/ours has collided (O´ girl)."

Better now:))!
 
Thekaa jadu da leya mein GT Road te, haath vadeyaan karaan de nal jordeh. Gujar aageya eh oye!
 
Thekaa jadu da leya mein GT Road te, haath vadeyaan karaan de nal jordeh. Gujar aageya eh oye!

Saada ustaad aa geya:120:!!!

:(Waisay Dhoni ji tussi Pakistan vichon kairray shehr daye oh?

Sahiwal dey nazdeeq ekk peynd vey 611 L jeys nu loug chhey (6) chakk/peynd vi keyndey ney.

District Sahiwal, village 6 11 L (known as sixth village).
 
thanx dhoni183 bhai,i have another one

Kuriya de vich phire hasdi kehdi, gut di parandi teri naag vangu meldi
,college nu jaave nu tu naag vangu meldi
 
thanx dhoni183 bhai,i have another one

Kuriya de vich phire hasdi kehdi, gut di parandi teri naag vangu meldi
,college nu jaave nu tu naag vangu meldi

Your welcome:).

I absolutely love this "Saadi Gali" song:19:.

"She roams amongst girls smiling and enjoying (herself),
Your braid moves like a snake."

This "College nu jaave nu tu naag vangu meyldi" does not originally exist in the song, but here is its translation.

"You go to college moving like a snake."

Aiming to try on a girl or what:))?
 
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