It's actually much worse than you think.
Justin Bieber has been selected as Pakistan's new right-arm pace bowler.
According to Chief Selector Inzamam-ul-Haq "he has never played cricket and has had several prior drugs arrests. So he is clearly a better option than Mohammad Asif, who has only taken four wickets more than him in the QEA Final. We accept that Misbah and Mickey think that Sohail Khan and Imran Khan are unselectable, but Justin Bieber offers real youth in line with our new Any Excuse To Keep Out Asif policy."
Meanwhile Inzamam refused to answer questions as to whether Kim Kardashian was to be preferred to Salman Butt as the reserve opener.