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Geordie Ahmed said:
Not sure why you are giving Genghis the heads up since Ronaldo is my player :yk
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And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............
 
Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy Ready For Royal Mafia?

Tomorrows Press Conference could leave many hopefull Mafiosos fans in tatters after The Sun understands is negotiations between the Board of Royal Mafia and N Mafiosos.

It is being reported that the Manager of Royal Mafia, King Rizzy is in trouble after forcing the Owner of Royal Mafia to do a Monkey Dance in the game of "Simon Says"

The Owner is apparently interested to buy out the Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy out of his contract to then offer him the role of Manager.

The Sun - The Best Source You Can Possibly Get ;-)
 
PP TV reports:

PP : Are u satisfied with the draw?Even though u guys you didnt won the match,your team successfully ended the winning streak of Mogadishu.

Mr.Vizag : Not really satisfied with the result,coz our team has the potential to win against any team and a draw against an ordinary team like Mogadishu is definitely not welcoming.But under the current circumstances we take the result !
 
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Pakistaniboy said:
Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy Ready For Royal Mafia?

Tomorrows Press Conference could leave many hopefull Mafiosos fans in tatters after The Sun understands is negotiations between the Board of Royal Mafia and N Mafiosos.

It is being reported that the Manager of Royal Mafia, King Rizzy is in trouble after forcing the Owner of Royal Mafia to do a Monkey Dance in the game of "Simon Says"

The Owner is apparently interested to buy out the Legendary Manager Pakistaniboy out of his contract to then offer him the role of Manager.

The Sun - The Best Source You Can Possibly Get ;-)
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If Simon says it, you've got to do it! I don't know why he's crying now.
 
Softer Side To Astropussy Manager?

Today football fans were witness to a rather touching moment after today's one sided contest between Astropussy and the Norwegian Mafiosos. Space Cat, the iconic manager of Astropussy was seen offering a tissue to his distraught and weeping rival manager Pakistaniboy.

One source even suggested four tissues were handed over, one for each goal scored.
 
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Amoeba said:
And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............
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:)) I wanna hear from Waaj more, seems anything can happen with him!
 
Space Cat said:
Space Cat, the iconic manager of Astropussy was seen offering a tissue to his distraught and weeping rival manager Pakistaniboy.

One source even suggested four tissues were handed over, one for each goal scored.
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:)):)):))
 
For Mohsin,

You may have missed when Waaj made his first appearance after Game 1:-


After a bad tempered game in the searing heat of the Bradistaan Bowl (or what remains of it) neither manager Taaj Manzoor or Chairman Saaj Manzoor were available for comment. Instead it was left upto the famously flamboyant coach Waaj Manzoor, wearing this season's pink sequinned training top, to offer his opinions.

"Obviously happy to register our first win of the season. It was the first chance we have had to play at home ever since the riots in the summer when the Bradistaan bowl was set alight using a mixture of petrol bombs and Aunty Samira's pakora mix.

We really wanted to put in a good performance and so very pleased with the lads. The opposition were a bit nasty especially that horrid, but damn gorgeous, Cesc Febregas so it was very funny when we won through an own goal......... in Fergie time.

Oh I would just like to add that the rumours that I am in anyway related to Taaj and Saaj Manzoor are simply ridiculous. We may be brothers but that is as far as it goes. Our relationship is purely professional."
 
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The Huntsmen manager Afrid1 has launched a court case against The Guardian for hacking phone calls between himself and The Entertainers manager, Geordie Ahmed, on the subject of Mario Gotze's transfer to The Huntsmen. Geordie Ahmed himself has not yet made clear as to whether he is also suing the fraudulent paper...

Update: The Guardian representatives have gone into hiding and have not answered any calls. Afrid1 is still looking to press charges against them
 
Amoeba said:
And the famously flamboyant coach of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - Waaj Manzoor has frequently expressed in the past a great desire to work very closely with Ronaldo...............
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Geordie Ahmed released the following statement on his website

"I can confirm I was recently approached by a dubious and dodgy character by the name of Khaaj Manzoor (see picture below) purportedly representing the shady Manzoor "family", I was offered a lot of money and assistance in setting up a bank account abroad named after my dog and the year of my birth (this part may or mat not have any resemblance to a real life incident involving a face twitching, cockney **** quote whore) plus all the donner kebab I can eat (garlic + chilli sauce not included) in return for Cristiano Ronaldo

"I quickly rejected this offer and have reported Khaaj Manzoor to the authorities. I was never tempted to accept this offer because I don't have a dog (cats are superior), plus what kind amateurs don't offer sauces with their donner kebab, ridiculous"



























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Khaaj Manzoor
 
Norwegian Mafiosos

Press Release

The Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy has turned down the offer to become the Manager of Royal Mafia.

Mr. Pakistaniboy has signed a new contract which will make him the highest paid Manager in the world.

The Manager will get a big transfer budget to strenghten the squad with.

Royal Mafia Manager, King Rizzy will now continue as Manager after the club failed to sign Mr. Pakistaniboy.


Norwegianmafiosos.no/pressrelease/pakistaniboy/renewal
 
Pboy, I keep getting calls from Neymar.

I told him what I heard from his team's manager, because you know, I respect you, but this kid is just insolent. Told me he might even underperform if he doesn't get some of that Biryani soon.

Think about it ;)
 
iZeeshan said:
Pboy, I keep getting calls from Neymar.

I told him what I heard from his team's manager, because you know, I respect you, but this kid is just insolent. Told me he might even underperform if he doesn't get some of that Biryani soon.

Think about it ;)
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He can rot on the bench in that case :))
 
Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd
 
Genghis said:
Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd
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Allah Maaf Kare

:yk
 
Genghis said:
Reuters: It has been revealed that the much maligned cricketer - Mr. Wiiicket has expressed an interest in managing a PPFCM team. "I bring excitement wherever I go. You should see how much interest I have brought since I returned to the PPCL. Cricket, Soccer - no difference at all. Any club would love to have me manage them." Rumour is that certain struggling boards have been in contact with Mr. Wiiicket and are contemplating sacking their manager so early in the season. "We may see some heads roll soon," was Wiiicket's final remark. His former team-mates Mr. Genghis, Mr. Aneeq and Mr. iZeeshan declined to comment on this bizare sequence of events.

:dd
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This Mr Wiiicket doesn't happen to be based in Dubai for allegedlly legal reasons and a major shareholder in one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC......by any chance?
 
Waaj Manzoor, pictured below by the touchline at a recent game, has many many friends..........
 

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BREAKING NEWS: We are receiving reports that coaches of Taaj Manzoor 1st XI had, this morning, been taken into custody on suspicions of not having the correct documents to reside within the country. Following an anonymous tip-off...the source of which shall remain anonymous...Mr Manzoor was taken into custody at 8:30am following a raid upon his 'high street farm house'.

The interview took place at the same time, a new BBC documentary about the dangers of the UKs borders was being filmed...due to release in the Autumn on BBC3:

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There has not yet been no official word from Mr Manzoor who was released on bail
 
UEFA.com - Stunners FC assistant manager seen accepting money from 6 unknown men. Organizing committee says it will ensure strict action is taken against him. Meanwhile, Sid remained unavailable for comments.
This explains why Malouda was playing as a defender. :haha:
 
sidcricfan said:
UEFA.com - Stunners FC assistant manager seen accepting money from 6 unknown men. Organizing committee says it will ensure strict action is taken against him. Meanwhile, Sid remained unavailable for comments.
This explains why Malouda was playing as a defender. :haha:
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Ban Him! :haha:

:yk
 
Pakistaniboy said:
Transfer Rumour:

N Mafiosos Interested in Bringing In All Stars XI Striker Edinson Cavani.
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All Stars XI manager Pak_NM issues a hands off warning regarding Cavani

Pak_NM has responded angrily to speculation that star striker Edinson Cavani is set to leave Stadium Stars after just half a season since his record move that was worth up to £70m.

"Edinson is going nowwhere, especially not to to those dodgy Mafiosos who seem to be whoring to the press and trying to unsettle players. I will report them to the the FA if they continue these under handed tactics."

Cavani himself was unavailable to comment as rumours are he is with the physio doing some extra recuperating in a bid to get fit quicker.
 
Report:

Edinson Cavani is considering to hand in a transfer request after getting angered by his Manager.
 
After much speculation and rumour in the sporting press Saaj Manzoor, chairman of Taaj Manzoor 1st XV - one of the top 25 clubs in the PPFMC, has finally broken his silence.

It was though left up to club secretary Baaji Manzoor to actually release the terse statement. Baaji in her heyday was a famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren. However having fallen on hard times she gratefully accepted the opportunity to become the fourth wife of chairman - Saaj Manzoor, after meeting in a speakeasy in Sheffield where she worked as a karoke hostess. In what is widely seen as a pitiful attempt to revive her flagging reputation she will shortly be appearing in this autumn's series of "I'm a desperate Essex Housewife....Please Get me a Career or a Rich Carer......"

The short statement read....." There have been many rumours recently about my beloved club, that we or parties connected to the club have in any way tried to make contact with Ronaldo. These are wholly untrue as Taaj was too busy writing his screenplay for Avatar 2, Paaji was on a scouting trip with Lee CARsley in CARshalton and Waaj had taken the entire youth squad to Ibiza for personal training and conditioning."

Saaj also revealed that true fans of the club could now show their support by voting for their favourite Manzoor on a specially commissioned phone poll......calls cost 2.39 pounds per min, calls last approximately 9 hours, 31 minutes, 27 seconds........
 
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King_Rizzy said:
Haha Amoeba would be awesome in PPCL.
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One day inshallah.

Meanwhile powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons has been busy on twitter again after hearing the statement.

"Ignore what Saaj says....I will do anything for the club I love....It was me and our dad Kaaj who met up with Ronaldo. It will all be down to my efforts and hard work when he signs for the mighty pinks."

Kaaj, 72, is based in Pakistan for allegedly sporting reasons - given that he is currently one half of the nation's most successful synchronised swimming pair in history.
 
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Yeah sure and Gareth Bale tells me to say hello to you.........
 
Pique on his way to Mafiosos?

It has been reported that the Mafiosos is ready to spend big on G Gangs star player, Pique.
 
Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk
 
King_Rizzy said:
Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk
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60+ Jadson would be enough.

Dont you think so? :D
 
VAN PERSIE LEAVING THE FORT?

It seems the roller coaster that is Real Fortis continues provide surprises, with timings within the camp that the manager is looking to off-load the misfiring striker at the first chance. it must be remembered following the following the last loss in the league for Real Fortis, rumours of arguments and a flying boot came out of the camp, though neither Mohsin or RVP commented on the rumours.
Robin Van Persie wasn't available for comment, though the Fortis manager stated only that 'Van Persies a world class striker, it would be crazy to gt rid of a world class striker...without another one in the wings'. Will Real Fortisbe wiling to sell theirstar striker? Will Fortis be spending big in the forthcoming transfer window? Only time will tell.

Source: The Butttimes :ibutt
 
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Alexis Sanchez On His Way To The Mafiosos?

Kings Utd Star Alexis Sanchez could be on his way to N Mafiosos after he was spotted in a Restaurant with the Mafiosos Director of Sports, Bob.

Sky Sports
 
Transfer Window News:

The Mid-Season Transfer window will be opened after match day 4 of Copa do Fenomeno.
 
I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.
 
iZeeshan said:
I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.
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How.much for klose plus lavezzi?
 
iZeeshan said:
I will have several players up for trade because I need an out & out striker, or a quality CAM.

Felipe Melo
Brede Hangeland/Naldo/Mehmet Topal/Miranda/Eric Abidal (only a total of 3 can leave)
Ezequiel Lavezzi/Klose

^These are the players I'm willing to trade, but that doesn't mean any one on my team is completely off the market. I am just really missing a quality striker.
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30 Mill + Jadson for Lavezzi?

I think its a good deal since you get a CAM(Jadson)
 
We'll see once the official window opens.

I really much rather prefer a pure striker, so let's see what people have to offer.

I just posted it so people keep it in their minds :)
 
That's not a bad offer actually, we'll see once the window opens - I'm not making any promises right now

Lavezzi is one of my top players so I want to see all considerations for him first

VDV is better than Jadson, so I don't really need him
 
iZeeshan said:
That's not a bad offer actually, we'll see once the window opens - I'm not making any promises right now

Lavezzi is one of my top players so I want to see all considerations for him first

VDV is better than Jadson, so I don't really need him
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Cool.

I can offer you upto 35 + Forlan btw :D
 
King_Rizzy said:
Messi heading for the exit door?

It seems Royal Mafia F.C are looking to offload 3 time World Player of the Year Lionel Messi in the next transfer window. Apparently Rizzy's side are unable to keep up with the player's weekly wage which is causing a huge strain on the club's finances. Reportedly the Argentinian super star is earning in excess of £200k per week and whichever team wishes to secure his services will be required to pay £300k per week, but also a transfer fee of around £100M.

Nobody from Royal Mafia F.C was available to comment.

Source: www.theentertainers.co.uk
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i will pay you 100m for Messi, i will substitute his pay with a lifetime supply of Halwa Puris.

What an awesome offer!!!
 
Not sure, he's just starting to kick in. Him with Aguero at the moment going well.
 
Exclusive from The Rumor Mill

Several hours after The Biryani Royales manager had leaked that star midfielder, Ezequiel Lavezzi, would be on the market in the upcoming transfer window, he had already begun receiving several lucrative offers involving cash and players.

Biryani Royales have also been up for trading several defenders as they realized due to their planning, they had to leave experienced left wingback, Eric Abidal consistently on the bench, along with upcoming phenom Miranda from Brazil.

Our informant who has been snooping around the Paradise Pointe camp has just picked up that the Biryani Royales may be reaching to an unofficial player + cash trade with the Norwegian Mafiosos for Seydou Doumbia and an unreleased amount of cash.

However, Mr. iZeeshan has made it clear that no deal will be reached until Lavezzi has officially been put on the market and he has witnessed all offers for his star attacking midfielder.
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No one interested in Jadson/Eljero Elia??

I can trade both of them away for a top class defender..
 
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