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Pakistaniboy

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Need some banter to spice up the league!

So Fellow Managers, Start Taking a dig at each other.

Critisise The Player, Staff, Etc.

Player Rumours, Press Conference Etc.

Start, Set And Gooooooo
 
Astropussy Not A Title Contender - N Mafiosos Manager, Pakistaniboy.

- We`re Gonna Destroy Them.

- Space Cat will tell his players to "Park The Bus"
 
There is already a 'Team news thread' as sticky. I suggest you think up a different thread title.
 
Look out for "Meet the Manzoors" which is an honest "fly on the wall" 50 part 278 hour documentary series taking viewers behind the scenes at one of the top 25 teams in the PPFMC.

Coming soon................
 
Space Cat injured in strange circumstances

Sources say the charismatic and handsome young manager of league contenders Astropussy was hospitalized last night after suffering injuries in two separate incidents. An insider in the Astropussy camp claims the manager, upon hearing comment from rival manager Pakistaniboy, fell off his chair in a fit of laughter and injured his back. This however was only minor compared to what was to happen next. As Space Cat was transported to hospital by ambulance he reportedly told the paramedics about the Pakistaniboy comment. The driver who was drinking coffee at the time, spat it out in a spasm of uncontrollable laughter which coated the windscreen making viability next to zero. The driver bravely managed to avoid traffic and crashed the ambulance into a nearby weasel sanctuary which suffered extensive damage although thankfully the weasels only received a few scrapes and bruises but were understandably shaken by the incident. When asked to comment the sanctuary owner only said; "weasels are an emotional animal and i need to be with them right now so we just want privacy".
Space Cat himself could not be reached for comment and when contacted the assistant of Pakistaniboy reportedly stated "can you call back later we are watching the Kardashians but please not too late because he has a Zumba class in the morning".
 
Reuters - There are reports of Neymar being unhappy with his current team. Some say he wants to play for an orange team that serves good desi food. It is unclear what Neymar means by this, but for some reason, it has made manager Zeeshan Anwar very excited.
 
Message From Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior

I do not know why some institutions or other team managers want to spread out lies by the help og news agencies.

I have never said anything like that and I will certainly not leave The Mafiosos.

Being here is a "dream come true" and working with a Legend like Our Manager(Pakistaniboy) is remarkable.

Norwegianmafiosos.no
 
Breaking news: Neymar agent is in talks with Gawalmandi Gang.
 
Breaking News: Ganso declining to join the Norwegian Mafiosos :))
 
Agent:

Seydou Doumbia open for a move to another club after being left out in the cold by Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy
 
Breaking NEWS: Messi has decided to join The Real Kings FC for 1€
 
PP TV reports :

"Trailblazers UTD are determined to win the next match & end the winning streak of table toppers Mogadishu Shiver me Timbers" said TBZ UTD manager withlovefrom vizag in a press release.
 
The dashing Real Fortis manager who claimed in the infamous start of season press conference to be the 'Special One' has challenged the teams of the PPFMC to get anything from their games at the Olympic Fort. The teams home record has been second to none this season, with Real Fortis unbeaten thus far.

Mohsin also had something to say about the dress senses of some of the managers, claiming it looked like they 'were dressed in the dark by a blind monkey', pointing out the 'crazy beards' and 'crazy tracksuits' some managers have been seen sporting so far this season. 'it's a good thing I'm sponsored by Giorgione Armani isn't it' he added.
 
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The Guardian:

N Mafiosos Negotiators Flying Out To India To Meet Trailblazer Utd Board And Manager Mr. Vizag to finalise a deal for Hulk
 
Financial Times:

Gawalmandi Gang special delegation is ALREADY in India to finalize a deal for Hulk.
 
saj001 said:
Financial Times:

Gawalmandi Gang special delegation is ALREADY in India to finalize a deal for Hulk.
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The Guardian:

Gawalmandi Gang in debt and would therfore not be able to put together an acceptable deal for Hulk
 
PP TV reports abt a recent fall out b/w TBZ manager and TOI :

TOI : Do u believe rumors abt match fixing in PPFMC are true ?

TBZ UTD manager : ***?! Match fixing?? i never heard any fixing rumors....i shud've told my agent to not arrange any interview with toilet papers....(walked away)
 
withlovefrom vizag said:
PP TV reports abt a recent fall out b/w TBZ manager and TOI :

TOI : Do u believe rumors abt match fixing in PPFMC are true ?

TBZ UTD manager : ***?! Match fixing?? i never heard any fixing rumors....i shud've told my agent to not arrange any interview with toilet papers....(walked away)
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:))
 
It is reported that Officials of Finance Ministry of GoI have confiscated documents related to Gawalmandi Gang and Norwegian Mafiosos football clubs.

Breaking Now.....Officials replied that these football clubs have violated FEMA regulations.
 
Breaking News:

After Recent Developments where the GoI confiscated the documents of N Mafiosos and later apologised we have an interesting turn where Hulk is pushing for a move after N Mafiosos and Trailblazers Utd Fail To Reach An Agreement.

Associated Press
 
withlovefrom vizag said:
PP TV reports :

"Trailblazers UTD are determined to win the next match & end the winning streak of table toppers Mogadishu Shiver me Timbers" said TBZ UTD manager withlovefrom vizag in a press release.
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Balotelli: Little girls belong in the playground, the blazers should enroll into a nursery school to join them.

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Yahoo! - BL Manager iZeeshan has taken all his players out for Biryani in a special effort to pump his players up for tomorrow's game and score some goals. Rumor has it that he especially forced extra chicken down Robinho and Walcott's throats to juice up their speed a little more.

It's quite a random move from the manager. There are some suspicions revolving around this new Biryani tactic.
 
Breaking News

Red Army to fight for Mesut Ozil:In a controversial decision the former Red Army Manager had sold star Midfielder to the Red Knights.It now emerges that the former manager was already on notice when the deal happened and hence legally not allowed to deal in transfers.The present manager of the Reds CJ has already asked the board to start proceedings to bring Ozil back.
 
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Breaking News:

Mario Gotze of The Entertainers has formally agreed to join The Huntsmen. The move is expected to be made public during the mid season transfer window, but the contract has already been signed :)

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Afrid1 said:
Breaking News:

Mario Gotze of The Entertainers has formally agreed to join The Huntsmen. The move is expected to be made public during the mid season transfer window, but the contract has already been signed :)

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Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed












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Geordie Ahmed said:
Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed














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Starting to lose hair Geordie :yk
 
Reuters: Matchfixer manager Mr. Genghis has put striker Carlos Tevez on notice that he must sort out his mental state or begin looking for another club. The Argentinean forward has been in attritious form all season and is yet to feature on the scoresheet. In his last game he was even handed a penalty to break the drought but failed miserably. Several clubs have vested interest in the troubled and apparently homesick striker. Recently one of the Manzoors was seen having lassi with Tevez in Bradistan. It was unconfirmed which of the identical brothers it was.
 
Genghis, wanna swap Ribery for tevez in mid season transfer window?
 
Tweet from iZeeshan

I'm quite new to this FM cheez so maine mistake kar dia. Have too many defenders, I can definitely batao to everyone that some of them will be on the transfer bazaar
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Don't make this the mid-season transfer thread guys lol, just clogs up the thread with more and more posts
 
Geordie Ahmed said:
Geordie Ahmed has reacted angrily to news that The Huntsmen have agreed to sign Mario Gotze. Whilst Geordie Ahmed was not prepared to confirm or deny a contract is in place he was not happy about a rival manager discussing one of his key players on the eve of an important match

Below is an exclusive image of a disappointed Geordie Ahmed












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The Huntsmen manager Afrid1 has launched a court case against The Guardian for hacking phone calls between himself and The Entertainers manager, Geordie Ahmed, on the subject of Mario Gotze's transfer to The Huntsmen. Geordie Ahmed himself has not yet made clear as to whether he is also suing the fraudulent paper...

More to follow...
 
Mohsin said:
Don't make this the mid-season transfer thread guys lol, just clogs up the thread with more and more posts
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The transfer window was the best part of this!

Why not start making some deals in advance :p
 
It looks like the talented Argentinian Saviola may be on his way out of the Bradistaan Oval. On a recent unauthorised break to visit friends back home he tweeted in Spanish:-

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!

In response manager Taaj tweeted through club secreatary, the famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren, Baaji Manzoor:-

"Woh munda kee kenda? Meinu koi Spanish Wanish nai andi!"

In other news powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons, initially confirmed it was him who met up with unsettled Carlos Tevez for a lassi in Bradistaan recently. "Yes! Keep it quiet for now my fans but I've done the deal to swap Agbonlahar-haha-haha for Tevez and Messi in a groundbreaking player sharing move. Agbonlahar-haha-haha will play alternate weeks for the MatchFixers and Mafiosi"

However when the Bradistaan Vice squad was alerted to the tweet which seemed to contravene the conditions laid down by authorities he retracted his statement:-

"It wasn't me - must have been one of the other Morons....I mean Manzoors.....but it was defintely my idea!"
 
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^^:))):)))

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!
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LMAO :))):))):))):))) especially Waaj!
 
Amoeba said:
It looks like the talented Argentinian Saviola may be on his way out of the Bradistaan Oval. On a recent unauthorised break to visit friends back home he tweeted in Spanish:-

"The club is run by complete loons. The manager Taaj watches Avatar all day and wants us to wear blue so we can ghost in behind defenders. The famously flamboyant Coach Waaj likes us in pink and is very hands-on in his approach - that's all I can say at the moment without involving the Police and Chairman Saaj will do anything for money. You know it is actually the coach driver who picks the team! That's why Karsic and Kranjcar are ahead of me! They make Maradonna look sane!

In response manager Taaj tweeted through club secreatary, the famous Lollywood playback singer and one time siren, Baaji Manzoor:-

"Woh munda kee kenda? Meinu koi Spanish Wanish nai andi!"

In other news powerful shareholder Raaj Manzoor, who is based in Dubai for allegedly legal reasons, initially confirmed it was him who met up with unsettled Carlos Tevez for a lassi in Bradistaan recently. "Yes! Keep it quiet for now my fans but I've done the deal to swap Agbonlahar-haha-haha for Tevez and Messi in a groundbreaking player sharing move. Agbonlahar-haha-haha will play alternate weeks for the MatchFixers and Mafiosi"

However when the Bradistaan Vice squad was alerted to the tweet which seemed to contravene the conditions laid down by authorities he retracted his statement:-

"It wasn't me - must have been one of the other Morons....I mean Manzoors.....but it was defintely my idea!"
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:)))

Class.
 
Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.
 
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Genghis said:
Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.
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Genghis, did you know Ronaldo's agent contacted me today? Just giving you a head's up.
 
Breaking News

Norwegian Mafiosos Director of Sports, Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Lakuchi Chirantha Fanrana Mantana and Owner Bob will hold a press conference regarding Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy , tomorrow afternoon.

BBC
 
Genghis said:
Nice one Amoeba! :))

That Raaj Manzoor is a real concern for our club. I think he was playing kabadi with Gareth (Batman) Bale over the weekend too.
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Yes I gather it was him who advised Batman to pull out of the Olympics......
 
Pakistaniboy said:
Breaking News

Norwegian Mafiosos Director of Sports, Narangoda Liyanaarachchilage Lakuchi Chirantha Fanrana Mantana and Owner Bob will hold a press conference regarding Legendary Manager, Pakistaniboy , tomorrow afternoon.

BBC
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big news.. :akhtar
 
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