What's the thing that always happens in the movies but NEVER happens in the real life

[TM Riddle]

Hang up without ever saying 'bye' or 'cya' or anything like that.
Come on nobody does that in the real life.

 

[Swashbuckler]

Strictly Indian masala movies:

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[TM Riddle]

In Bollywood films when the girl that the hero likes doesn't like him back, so the hero bothers and stalks her for so long that she finally falls in love with him. In real life she would probably call the police or worse her brothers.

 

[TM Riddle]

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) That Ajay Devgan scene from phool and Kaante

 

[j_kazmi]

In Bollywood films when the girl that the hero likes doesn't like him back, so the hero bothers and stalks her for so long that she finally falls in love with him. In real life she would probably call the police or worse her brothers.

In real life a lot of people would consider it as harassment.

 

[TM Riddle]

Okay this used to happen a lot in the Billy films of 80s and 90s. Basically there's a song playing and our hero is randomly strumming his fingers through the whole guitar completely out of sync with the music in the background.

Oh and also when random strangers in a street suddenly decide to join hero in a dance step.

 

[TM Riddle]

Making out in the morning without brushing your teeth. Grosssss

 

[JaDed]

Becoming a big industralist by being very sanksari and without corruption.
Esp in Rajsri films.

 

[TM Riddle]

Hero(Mithun) gets badly outnumbered and beaten and humiliated by the villain (think Amrish Puri) and his cronies. Hero's mother(who is almost always a widow in a white saree) along with his love interest(typical rich girl with attitude but who turns socialist after meeting our hero) and Ramu Kaka suddenly arrives on the scene which magically revitalize him and the entire squad of bad guys is thrashed in one go in the matrix style.

But wait the story doesn't end here. Somehow the main villain is able to get his hands on a gun and fires on our protagonist who in turn is saved by his mother sacrificing herself by taking the bullet in her chest. This obviously makes our guy go mad in anger and he brutally kills the villain but somehow don't get arrested by the police who arrives just on time to see the villain dead.

 

[gazza619]

Just watch an old Sultan Rahi movie, will beat all silliness by miles..

 

[PakLFC]

Love at first sight. Lost in childhood then reunited in your youth. One man killing hundreds like Arnie's "Commando" or Sly's "Rambo". No such thing as half man half machine killing robot either.

 

[ManFan]

Love at first sight. Lost in childhood then reunited in your youth. One man killing hundreds like Arnie's "Commando" or Sly's "Rambo". No such thing as half man half machine killing robot either.

There’s been countless incidents in war where one individual took out multiple men.

There was Yogendra Singh Yadav, Alvin York, Audie Murphy, Jack Churchill (carried a freaking sword in WWII!), and the man who sniped a recorded 542 people, the “White Death”, Simo Hayha.

 

[last_knight]

Just watch an old Sultan Rahi movie, will beat all silliness by miles..

Nothing beats "Moustachio The Greatest".
If anybody can upload Moustachio The Greatest.

 

[PakLFC]

There’s been countless incidents in war where one individual took out multiple men.

There was Yogendra Singh Yadav, Alvin York, Audie Murphy, Jack Churchill (carried a freaking sword in WWII!), and the man who sniped a recorded 542 people, the “White Death”, Simo Hayha.

They are all exaggerated stories. No one has done it like we see in the movies I mentioned.

 

[Savak]

A guy getting a girl out of his league

 

[TM Riddle]

A guy getting a girl out of his league

Arranged marriages.

 

[Mages]

Heroine always trips & fall on/in hero/arms.

 

[Suleiman]

A guy getting a girl out of his league

Yar tu usi kahani pay atka hua hay.

 

[TM Riddle]

Yar tu usi kahani pay atka hua hay.

Me wohi bolne wala tha but didn't want to hurt his feelings.

 

[Savak]

Arranged marriages.

Not always true. Even in arranged marriages for this to be possible you need your parents, siblings to really back you and believe in your own case

 

[Savak]

Arranged marriages.

Yar tu usi kahani pay atka hua hay.

3 years now exactly

 

[TM Riddle]

Not always true. Even in arranged marriages for this to be possible you need your parents, siblings to really back you and believe in your own case

Savak Bhai your case is special and falls under exception and not norm. I have seen many ugly looking guys getting women way out of their league in arranged marriages.
My own elder brother is super ugly and yet managed to get a beautiful woman i.e my bhabhi which he could have never managed to woo if it were up to him. Should thank his lucky stars that our parents did the whole work.

 

[ILcricket]

Couple singing & dancing in public places .

 

[Green Patriot]

Sudden dancing out of the blue in the middle of the streets with random people joining in with perfect choreography ala bollywood.

 

[Green Patriot]

Savak Bhai your case is special and falls under exception and not norm. I have seen many ugly looking guys getting women way out of their league in arranged marriages.
My own elder brother is super ugly and yet managed to get a beautiful woman i.e my bhabhi which he could have never managed to woo if it were up to him. Should thank his lucky stars that our parents did the whole work.

I hope your brother is not on the forum

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

Yar tu usi kahani pay atka hua hay.

)

Potw.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

Sorry Savak. Couldn't resist.

 

[Green Patriot]

Also dupatta getting caught in the kurta

 

[TM Riddle]

Handsome looking nuclear physics scientists in their mid 20s.

 

[Jin Chacha]

These usually applied to older bollywood movies but still happen sometimes:

Loss and subsequent gain of memory by car accident or smack to the head.

The revolver/pistol with unlimited ammo.

When thugs have guns but for some reason attack the hero physically with hockey sticks/knives. Just to make things more interesting they also usually come at him one by one.

When the hero kills hundreds of 'common' henchmen of the villain and nobody cares. The police only cares if you kill someone important to the plot

When the villain sabotages the brakes of someone's car and no one thinks of putting the thing into first gear or even pulling the hand brake

When cars explode like nuclear bombs when falling off cliffs or by a shot to the gas tank

When someone is shot and instead of taking them to the hospital the characters start long emotional conversations with the injured person

When families decide to resolve their conflicts in front of everyone during wedding or birthday parties while all the guests look on

When lawyers literally scold the judges or shame them to do the right thing