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You Know Things are Bad When.....

Sledger said:
...when you leave a 50 average batsmen home and send a bowler with a 50 average by mistake

...when Ponting is rating Shoaib Malik

...when Katich is ripping through your middle order

...when your captain asks public not to expect miracles
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HAHAHAH Thats a good one
 
when you have no faith in your team scoring 150-200 let along bigger scores in any conditions and against any oppostion.
 
Pakistan is going in the same road as West Indies. Am sure even Bangladesh can even beat us now.
 
When Nasser Hussain says a Bangladeshi Batsman is better than anyone in the Pakistan team
 
When the English are treating you like a joke
 
When your highest score in the last 10 innings is 301
 
When there are posters who think Malik is better than Younis Khan
 
When the only records you are in danger of breaking are lowest scores and longest ducks...
 
Happened to me today.

-When you wake up in the morning,check ur cricinfo in bed from your mobile,have a look at the scorecard which says 72 all out and you go to sleep again as its completely normal.
 
when you are watching old scorcards of pakistan at cricinfo with "Hasrat bhari nigaho".....
 
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When you start hoping for Pietersen to come back into form and hit a double century against your own team so you can have some entertainment.
 
When the likes of Farhat, Malik and even U Akmal are termed 'experienced' and expected to balance the team's newcomers
 
When Imran Farhat still fields at first slip for you despite dropping about 20 catches in 8 test matches
 
When your captain has failed to reach double figures in the last 3 innings
 
When even the most passionate of supporters (me) decides to get up and say 'f*** this i'm going to sleep'
 
when you see 2 great players holding the world cup trophy on top of this page and begin to wonder whether this will ever happen again
 
When the highest score in the past 3 innings was made by a tail-ender
 
When Imran Farhat is still in the team.

When your team could make more runs sending the batsman in by reversing the order.

When Danish Kaneria is highest scorer.
 
when u don't treat players with respect and sincerity who Average 50+, hand our country's Honour to some clowns then......
 
When you drop 9 catches but still bowl the oppostion out for 251.

Wait...
 
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when u r ecstatic at pakistan scoring 19/1 off 17 overs
 
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Zaz said:
when u r ecstatic at pakistan scoring 19/1 off 17 overs
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:yk:yk Seriously im happy about current situation. Forgot about overs, the ball is 17 overs old and will swing less tomorrow if conditions are cloudy again. And 19/1 is great start by Pakistan standard, maybe we can make England bat again to chase 10-20 runs.
 
shan said:
:yk:yk Seriously im happy about current situation. Forgot about overs, the ball is 17 overs old and will swing less tomorrow if conditions are cloudy again. And 19/1 is great start by Pakistan standard, maybe we can make England bat again to chase 10-20 runs.
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;-) My thoughts exactly
 
when half the forum is celebrating your player getting injured
 
Outlaw said:
thats a bad thing? :malik
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its bad either way you look at is

people are celebrating which shows undeserving players are in the team

and/or

pakistani fans have stooped to that level

you can look at it both ways, but it certainly shows things are bad
 
when you wake up in the morning and the first question you ask is how many catches has Pakistan dropped
 
when you celebrate after the team passes fifty and when players reach double digits
 
when your players are not serious during their fielding practice sessions even after dropping catch after catch in one day
 
When you are concerned while Pakistan is batting if rain in Karachi would help the ball to move in Birmingham...
 
When :gul is the leading run scorer in a series
 
When 1599999 people out of 1600000 think Younis Khan should be in the team, but the one that counts is arrogant enough not to let him in
 
When Malik is a so called Senior Batsman in the test line-up
 
When your worried that your teams total runs from both innings combined might still be less than what the opposition number 9 can score in one inning
 
When kamran akmal accidentally takes 3 catches in an innings and keeps his place in the team for next 10 matches.
 
When Yasir Hameed proves time and again that he is a good fisherman even after several years being out of team.
 
shabas said:
When kamran akmal accidentally takes 3 catches in an innings and keeps his place in the team for next 10 matches.
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Yes when he can take three matches and we consider it as a comeback of our wkt keeper
 
When the opposition take your 'verbals' and stick it to you with a big hundred and when your captain get any talk, go crying to the umpire. No mental toughness.
 
When instead of watching Pakistan vs England test you are watching India vs Srilanka final when India is requiring 36+ runs per over with the last pair on wkt
 
kuptaan said:
When your worried that your teams total runs from both innings combined might still be less than what the opposition number 9 can score in one inning
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This might actually be the most embarrasing statistic in the history of cricket.
 
When no one from the Pakistani camp shows up for the Press Conference...
 
When Broad alone scores more then what your entire team can with 14 wickets including the top 4 batsmen with two chances !!
 
When you are sitting bored in your house fasting and not tune in to watch the match.
 
...you wake up to news that will ruin Pak's name in cricket for the near-to-mid future.
 
When it dawns on you that like the Matrix, nothing is actually real in Pakistani cricket!
 
When your heart broken and 5 hours past your bed time and feel nothing but hurt and feel like crying as your heros have shot a bullet through your heart
 
When commentators comment on your team putting up a fight rather than winning...

When Afridi has one of the lowest strike rate in an inning

When people get happy about atleast losing with a lesser margin....
 
WNC said:
When commentators comment on your team putting up a fight rather than winning...

When Afridi has one of the lowest strike rate in an inning

When people get happy about atleast losing with a lesser margin....
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Spot on
 
When you're going to Lords tomorrow but secretly hope England refuse to take the field.
 
When you wish today was Thursday 23 September 2010, and the final ODI between Pakistan and England finished yesterday.
 
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