You Know Things are Bad When.....

[Gollum]

You know things are bad when...you have thought we can't go any lower...we do...

 

[cricfan967]

When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.

 

[UP]

You slowly start to enjoy controversies in Pakistan cricket and you just don't care anymore.

 

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

When your players are threatened to be killed for winning a game of cricket for thier team.

 

[ITGuy]

You know things are bad when...CricInfo's top news Item is about Pakistan!

 

[Levity]

When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.

Things are even worse when he flies 1000s of miles to collect his forgotten toys.

 

[khalil1986]

When your wicketkeeper has the mentality of a four year old.

Why do people judge others when they don't even know what has happened?

 

[Random Aussie]

when your wicket keeper fly's as far away as possible from the team after scoring the winning runs in the previous game

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[Looney]

When you are more interested in the controversy/scandal than the match itself

 

[aamerfan]

when you start admiring how the BCCI is ran

 

[Passionate-FastBowler]

when you want zoni to name and shame everyone involved ???

 

[the SHA]

You're looking forward to India vs New Zealand rather than a Pak game...

 

[161]

when your wicket keeper fly's as far away as possible from the team after scoring the winning runs in the previous game

QOTW

 

[jeetu]

when every other match pakistan wins something dramatic follows.

 

[pakcricketfan]

when Usama starts a "Conspiracy Theories" thread...

 

[UmarMalik]

..when Younis Khan is smiling

 

[eViLrAcEr]

When The Sun publishes true stories:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ritain-in-asylum-bid-after-death-threats.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/cricket/3217666/Pakistan-stars-death-threat.html

 

[umerz]

When you come back home and your family is watching cricket news instead of watching live cricket match.

 

[jeetu]

when you come back home and your family is watching cricket news instead of watching live cricket match.

+1

 

[UmarAkmals-fan]

when ur keeper gets scared by a prank call from the other keeper :kami

 

[James]

when you pick a third Akmal

 

[jeetu]

When bangladesh wins more ODI's than pakistan in a calender year.

 

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

When India are ranked Number 1 in the test rankings

 

[amirfanforlife]

When rather than looking forward to a pak cricket match, you’re looking forward to updates of pak controversies.

 

[ahmed16]

When the bowling line up for a test is Wahab Riaz, Mohammad Sami, Abdur Rehman and Saeed Ajmal.

 

[*sallu*]

when you pick a third Akmal

 

[cric]

when you playing against South africa, and you want thier fast bowlers to bowle more overs then spiners.
when your opners batting better then middler order.

 

[Schickelgruber]

When our openers are playing well consistently.

 

[161]

When Hafeez is your best batsman.

 

[161]

When your doosra turns more than your stock delivery

 

[161]

When Bangladesh averages more runs per test wicket than your team.

 

[161]

When South Africa has better spinners than you.

 

[Luton Bad Boy]

When you will rather watch Friends on E4 rather than watching the cricket on Eurosport

 

[W63L35]

When another test team's #8 batsman hits two 100s in two tests ...which are more than 100s hit by entire Pakistani team in last 8 tests.

 

[aqeelPK]

There should be a "You know things are good when..." thread as well.

 

[KSaeed]

when we are cheering after a draw

 

[jeetu]

when world no 1 team can't force a win in favorable condition.

 

[Looney]

When your bowlers score the most runs and have better averages than your middle order batsmen

 

[insaftak]

Yeh Things kabhi achi be hoongi

 

[insaaniyat]

When Afridi is your captain for ODI and T20

 

[Random Aussie]

When you score less than a hundred in front of 90,000 of your own fans on the biggest day of the biggest match of the series.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

When you score less than a hundred in front of 90,000 of your own fans on the biggest day of the biggest match of the series.

Ahhhhhh

 

[ddss]

When its 56/1 at 6 overs and you think HAA...we got this...we can't collapse....come back after 20 mins and the score is 84/7

(real story)

 

[umerz]

When this thread keeps bumping whenever we start a tour and we keep posting till the tour is over

 

[Saj]

When you wake up in the morning, having watched no cricket during the night and the first scores you check are the Ashes score, then the SA v India score and then dare to look at the Pakistan result.

 

[saad1024]

When you are pleased that most of the matches in this series are scheduled to be over while you are asleep

 

[Bullet Drive]

lol mrs saj bits funny!

 

[AZ]

when people are wishing the WC was over 2 months before it has even begun.

 

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

^This

Btw AZ how did you change your user name?

 

[the Great Khan]

when hafeez is being touted as the next pak cuptaan!!

 

[ITGuy]

When "You know things are bad when" thread is 6 pages long!!!

 

[iHammad]

When people want Afridi kicked out.

 

[Fawad2010]

When people demand to have the captain replaced after every series.

 

[cric]

when whichever teams you are supporting loosing. be it pakistan, Australia or africa.

 

[SOSami]

...you select a Pakistani batsman to cover for a guy who has scored almost 25,000 runs.

 

[PB]

When you get bowled out for 124 to the team, that got destroyed by Bangladesh.

 

[Looney]

When flies in to save the world

 

[Mujtaba_Saeed]

when people want misbah as oneday cap

 

[Looney]

when your best bowler is playing Ludo instead of cricket

 

[sam]

you get up at 6 to watch the game and wish you had slept all along

 

[Awesome_Username]

when your best bowler is playing Ludo instead of cricket

He seems to be winning atleast.

 

[ali_ed2006]

when you see this thread.

 

[Inzy's Aloo]

When you leave out your 1 world class ODI batsman from the WC squad

 

[style_guru]

Whn fans giv 1000 bad msg fr losng 1 mtch

 

[talha3]

When the Shoaib Malik Support thread is suddenly bumped

 

[yamibone]

when someone bumps this thread

 

[AZ]

when a Saudi has taken a 5fer against the Pakistan team.

 

[Impala_KaifTamasha]

Ah...Things are back to normal

 

[PB]

He seems to be winning atleast.

Probably fixed that too..

 

[amirfanforlife]

^ I'm going to give you this look, if you don't mind: ¬_¬

 

[umerz]

When you think about bookmarking this thread in your internet browser

 

[insaftak]

When Pakistani bowling lineup gives 92 runs in last four overs issed:

 

[insaftak]

when you start thinking about losing with your honor intact in first 10 overs

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

When kamran akmal is the first player to give Ross Taylor his birthday present

 

[No_Username]

...when kami is in the team

 

[No_Username]

we have to rely on Misbah to play and make runs

You might want to take that back, hmmm....

 

[Express Pace]

Whenever Kamran is behind the stumps.

 

[strongman123]

When you feel safer with a part time keeper behind the stumps rather than the specialist.

 

[DW44]

When people are complaining about a 39(possibly 40) year old Yousuf, who has batted like a dead horse and probably wouldn't even make it to most countries' A teams, and Malik, the batting equivalent of Praveen Kumar not being given central contracts.

 

[talha3]

When you feel safer with a part time keeper behind the stumps rather than the specialist.

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The best one since the recent bump! Funny but so true!