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Damn been a long time since this thread was bumped..

When people are saying Indias fast bowlers are better then ours.

And with all due respect when Shahid Afridi is your highest run scorer in a series.
 
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PB said:
Damn been a long time since this thread was bumped..

When people are saying Indias fast bowlers are better then ours.

And with all due respect when Shahid Afridi is your highest run scorer in a series.
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Damn, this is actually true... Things are really bad. I was hoping this thread wouldnt be needed after the great test series.

I agree with all of the above.

I guess Test cricket is the real thing, this with the t20 games is nust a bit of fun :yk
 
When your supposedly dangerous bowling has taken a total of 12 wickets in 3 games with your most experienced pacer yet to take even 1........
 
When you miss convicted cheaters, theives and slimeballs being in the team.
 
When you want the batting to work , because you know bowling will not
When your current favourite pace bowlers are not from Pakistan
 
When your happy restricting the opposition opener to 80
 
When deep down you know kamran akmal is the best keeper-batsman you have


When your frontline lead bowler goes for about the same in one over than the opposition lead bowler in 10 overs.
 
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When Samit Patel has taken more wickets than Afridi, Rehman, Malik and Gul combined......
 
when you suspect that despite the hammering in ODI's pak will still field more or less the same team in the next outing
 
... when people want Kamran Akmal back in the side as a keeper..

... when England treat you like Bangladesh..

... when you feel there is a dearth of fast bowling talent in Pakistan..

Amoeba said:
When your supposedly dangerous bowling has taken a total of 12 wickets in 3 games with your most experienced pacer yet to take even 1........
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That hurts! :(

Zaz said:
When your happy restricting the opposition opener to 80
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So true! :))
 
When this thread is bumped a couple of weeks after we whitewash the world's number 1 team!
 
When you start wondering whether you'll bother to watch the next match (of course you still aways do and your missus says you'll never learn)
 
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When you witness the selection of, Team full of TUKTUK'S and 30year old TRUNDLERS, to justify the selection of daamd for last 12 years!

Sifarish system will never be abolished and continued picking of Tried and tested failures.

When you know the team is built with mind set of defensive tactic.

When you know your strike bowler is just a 3rd choice bowler...

When Pakistan team start to rely on spin bowler for strike or break threw

When you do not want to pick young RAW talent and give them a chance to shine

When you are afraid to loose with a fight.
 
... when you lose an ODI series at home to england.
 
When one of the excuses for losing the series is...

"Boys were homesick"
 
When a bowler like "Dinda" outperforms your fast bowlers in a crunch pressure game.
 
You know things are bad when...

Pakistan are 220-0 , both openers score tons but still lose the game by an over... :110:

When Afridis strike rate is 60
 
When Younis Khan has a better strike rate then Afridi.
 
when hafeez opens the bowling with 3 fast bowlers in the starting line up :hafeez

when cheema takes the new ball :gul
 
When the batsman who scored the most runs and had the best partnership of the match with his Captain is blamed for playing slow when chasing 240 runs...And when the required runs were 78 off 75 balls...

And players like Afridi, Hafeez, Umar, and Younis could not even get 2 or 3 of those 78 runs.
 
When you blame the batsman who carried his bat in an embarrassing collapse.


Yes you know things are bad inside your cerebrum then.
 
You know things are bad when seven of your batsmen contribute the mega sum of ONE run between them but the ones that scores the most (81no) gets the blame :facepalm:
 
When after a defeat , you don`t say players fixed the match . You know they are just that bad .
 
when u dose off or fall asleep two odis in a row as soon as misbah comes on the crease to chase the target lolz
 
When Azhar Ali carries the bat and people still say Umar Akmal is our BEST batsman
 
When Imran Nazir is being looked at as a potential saviour by some fans
 
When score line reads

Mohammad Hafeez c Kulasekara b Malinga 0

Umar Akmal c †Sangakkara b Kulasekara 0

Younis Khan c †Sangakkara b Perera 1

Shahid Afridi c Chandimal b Perera 0

Sarfraz Ahmed† c Jayawardene b Perera 0

Sohail Tanvir run out (Perera) 0

Umar Gul c †Sangakkara b Mathews 0


But fans still blame Sarfaraz.......oh sorry wrong thread this was meant to be for another thread called "Immature fans Opinion" section.
 
When a player scores 80 in a test match and people call it a 'brilliant' innings
 
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When you dont know whether 6-8 is 6 wickets taken for 8 funs or the opposite...
 
When your opposition opener scores more runs than your entire team on the same pitch you capitulated on an hour ago...
 
when I decide not to watch the highlights of a match involving Pak, considering that match also involved 2 of my other fav. players in Steyn and :amla
 
Some funny replies lol. I will have a go at it as well -

When James bumps the 'Ajmal - Class apart' thread.
 
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