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You Know Things are Bad When.....

When the next fast bowling sensation turns out to be Rahat Ali
 
when you wake up around quarter to 9 in the morning half asleep to check the score which reads 12-3, you then awake hours later to find that your nightmare was indeed a reality.
 
haha the more south africa dominated, the less posts you would see in the match thread from pakistani fans, and there'd be a whole bunch of indian posters commenting together
 
When Misbah ( a player who was discarded) was regarded as the best ever captain of Pakistan by Hafeez..........
 
You know things are bad when this thread is made.....

You know things are worse than bad when this thread gets to its 9th page, and you hope it's the last page.
 
When Pakistan is playing without any Akmal :umarakmal:kami:adnan
 
When imran farhat is seriously being considered for a test match in south africa due to his expertise in negotiating the new ball
 
"PAK Team Manager Naved Cheema sacrificed a Lamb(Bakra) for sadqa in South Africa to avoid further injuries to players."

Sources: Qamar Ahmed(Jounalist) on PTV sports Talk show KDJKH.
 
Akmal Dynasty said:
"PAK Team Manager Naved Cheema sacrificed a Lamb(Bakra) for sadqa in South Africa to avoid further injuries to players."

Sources: Qamar Ahmed(Jounalist) on PTV sports Talk show KDJKH.
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Are you being serious? :)))
 
When Damads and Bhanjas are our main weapons :farhat :bhanja

P.s. why is bhanja's emoticon coded with the word bhanja, but farhat's smiley is not with damad?
 
When :bhanja is considered as a batsman outside the 1st April.
 
When you quickly check the score on your phone at the end of the day 2 and think , " okay , we are 14 for 1 , not bad , we can still do this ." You later check PakPassion only to find out we are batting again .:80:
 
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when the opposition number 10/11 steyn averages more than your opener - hafeez for a whole series.
 
When MS Dhoni hits a double hundred at 80% strike rate against your team in test cricket.
 
When Misbahism is defended and backed inspite of its major failings for us.
 
Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

When Aus go on an Indian tour with one spinner and that spinner isn't OKeefe
 
When Farhat is the higest scorer in both innings in your team....
 
who would think this thread would be bumped after such a resounding victory for pak.

but you do know things must be bad when your team wins with such a huge margin, despite having kamran akmal perform at his "best"
 
Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

When 9 batsmen combined score a total of 18 runs, with 6 bring the highest score amongst them.
 
Nothing can justify this failure really

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You know things are bad when your batting order has room for 3 of Malik, Kamran and Farhat.

You know things are bad, when Australia loses to Zimbabwe
 
When you realise that the "Chota Bradmal" was actually Bradman compared to these guys
 
When Kulasekera the bowler bats better then most of our batsmen
 
The commentator says "[Tino] Best has come in an exerted some control here".

How bad must things have been if Best is your control bowler....
 
Re: You Know Things are Bad When.......

When there is talk to bring Wade in as a specialist batsman. :))
 
You know things are bad when you have to mention in OP at least 3 times that you are not another Afridi fan you are just sharing some numbers and not comparing him with Greats like Lara or Sachin and the first reply you receive in your thread is: :facepalm:

He has got 1 mom in 12 matches.....that's not very good considering he is an all rounder....sachin is 1 in 7..that's awesome
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When you see a "Make Sohail Tanvir captain thread" on PP and there is talk of playing him a t20 specialist.
 
  1. When you see Match fixers as Cricket experts on TV regularly. :butt
  2. When your keeper :umarakmal is not a keeper but still better than your regular keeper.
  3. When 35 year olds are making debuts.
  4. When winning a meaningless series amounts to fixing investigations. :misbah_old
 
You Know Things are Bad When.......

When Recycled old failed players r brought back in the team.
 
when someone says that current PCB chairman is bigger buffoon than Ijaz Butt. (its in the thread about Moin Khan likely coach).

i honestly feel PCB was better even in the Zardari-Butt days.
 
^^ I agree, PCB was better even in Ijaz Butt days.

... and you know things are bad when we fans say things were better in Ijaz Butt days!
 
when a guy with 4 centuries in over 200 international innings is considered your best batsmen- by some distance too
 
When you realize that Chota Akmal is not better than Sachin Tendulkar. :D
 
When you're hearing Fail Mediocre Younis Khan might return in ODIs.
 
a tried and tested failure for more than a decade Hafeez (cancer mark II)is about to be made captain
 
When Faf 'the zipper' Duplessis captain South Africa in a T20I.
 
You Know Things are Bad When.......

When Pakistan make more than 40 in the first 10 and it is considered a quick start .
 
When Misbah is not part of the team and still your 3 wickets are down after 4 runs in first 2 overs.
 
When you long for Farhat to return and hit Steyn for a few boundaries (before getting out of course)...
 
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